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Cara puta Merda
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"obediente"
Sempre vai ser o q mais me incomoda pq demonstra a realidade da relação, a pessoa não quer dividir e viver a vida juntos, ela quer demonstrar superioridade
Peguei na safra boa: "Não faz o L", "Não usa pronome neutro", "Não faz foto no espelho", "Skincare é sabonete"

Essa performance lúdica da conservadora fascistinha é tão tosquinha.
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Atualização vida CAOS Belgu:
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Sério. Olha isso. Respeito pelo gingado da gringa enquanto limpa a neve.
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Probably best to assume anyone you see in the foreseeable future in Ray-Bans is a huge pervert recording you, and preemptively kick them in the balls.
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Congrats to Ray-Ban for ensuring most articles about creeps filming women without their consent will now be accompanied by a photo of their product and logo.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Inclusive tenho o hot take que a segunda frase era pra ser um lembrete da urgência de se romper com o capitalismo já que tudo o que ele produz é em cima de exploração e destruição, mas as pessoas esvaziaram até virar uma passada de pano pra fazer o que querem.
Desde que inventaram “a indústria e o agro que consomem muita água” e o “não existe consumo ético no capitalismo” ninguém nunca mais se responsabilizou por seus hábitos de consumo.
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Sobre arte, criação, etc.: a IA jamais seria capaz de fazer isso
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Bom dia 5 vezes
Bom dia para:

- Fãs de Paramore
- Pessoas que guardam mágoa
- Quem sofre com pressão baixa
- Filhos de pais separados
- Espectadores da franquia Premonição
- Claustrofóbicos
- Ex-jogadores de Mario Kart 64
- Quem já sofreu por alguém do trabalho
- Homens que usam rosa e apreciadores
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Ele com as coisinhas de neandertalzinho dele🤏🩷
Uma descoberta arqueológica na Península Ibérica está indicando que neandertais colecionavam crânios de grandes animais com chifres e galhadas há mais de 40 mil anos. Basicamente esta pesquisa está sugerindo que nossos primos foram um dos primeiros colecionistas do mundo.
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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me too pepper me too
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Meu filho me perguntou o outro dia, se ele poderia ser uma menina eu respondi q sim, já me preparando pra ter uma conversa mais complexa e tal daí em seguida me perguntou se ele poderia ser uma princesa, falei q sim tb e daí me perguntou se ele poderia ser um robô........ 😅😅😅😅😅
he asked me how two dads have a baby earlier and I was like thank fucking god an easy one
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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É melhor eu não pegar nenhum de vocês fazendo caricatura com chatgpt
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Now THIS is service journalism
What it was like to be a bush at Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance
The bushes on the field during the halftime show became a meme after the internet found out they were actually human performers.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
ISSO aqui mil vezes
Battling the “can I have *insert sugar laden candy here* for dinner” argument is waaay harder to deal with than explaining that as long as adults consent to being with one another they can have at it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Battling the “can I have *insert sugar laden candy here* for dinner” argument is waaay harder to deal with than explaining that as long as adults consent to being with one another they can have at it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Cara é exatamente assim
Minha filha ficou ligeiramente obcecada pelo Terry fox esse ano e, entre as centenas de perguntas, eu tive que explicar:
- o que é uma amputação
- que ele não completou a corrida
- que ele morreu logo depois

Gays? Pppsssstttt fácil fácil
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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"two boys can marry each other"

"okay, can I have eggo waffles for dinner?"

"no"

"why?!"
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Get them used to the automated customer service runaround early. "I'm sorry. I'm not able to help you with your question about the sun's nuclear fusion at this time. Would you like to hear about Gay?"
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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My kid asked me today if 3 people can be married at once and I said, "Sure" and then asks how rockets fly like dude I do not know go ask your dad
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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“Why do people die? Are you going to die?”

….

Would you like to know more about gay people instead?
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
CARA EU JURO PRA VCS Q EU TÔ EXATAMENTE ASSIM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
there's a passage in HOW MUSIC WORKS where david byrne details one of his lyric writing processes and it's mostly making random noises until he likes them, and then he finds the words closest to them and i really try to keep that in mind when i'm writing music!!!
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Gringo no geral é incapaz de apreciar cultura em outro idioma que não seja o inglês.

A gente ouve música, assiste filme, anime, dorama, em português, inglês, espanhol, alemão, francês, coreano e consegue se conectar com a arte de qualquer forma.

Mas o gringo, não. Tem que ser no idioma deles.
my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM