Complete Travisty
banner
completetravisty.bsky.social
Complete Travisty
@completetravisty.bsky.social
Reluctant Texan by way of St. Louis
Still on social media way too much
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I can keep ignoring those fundraising emails from the Association of Former Students I see
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
guys I'm starting to think the president may be a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love for weeks scientists had to be going “is this some sort of horrible radiation induced mutation?” Nope, just rolled around in the toilet is all
Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In his quest to destroy the very concept of socialized healthcare for good, Trump proposes taking the insurance companies’ money away and redistributing it to the people
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare
Plan just dropped!
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This will honestly make me boycott them harder
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hmmm
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Reminder that in the Horizon game series the world’s first trillionaire personally caused the extinction of all life on Earth through sheer tech bro incompetence
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 9d
Tesla shareholders have approved a pay package that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire. https://cnn.it/43KZnkA
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Glad we haven’t told the kids we’re going to Legoland and the beach for Thanksgiving yet
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
we’re starving kids AND canceling Thanksgiving because we really, really need to double the cost of your healthcare, and other winning messages
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 10d
The Federal Aviation Administration will reduce air traffic at many busy airports to maintain safety during the government shutdown, which has led to staffing shortages of air traffic controllers. n.pr/4oN8zwM
FAA will reduce air traffic by 10% at many airports to maintain safety
The Federal Aviation Administration will reduce air traffic at many busy airports to maintain safety during the government shutdown, which has led to staffing shortages of air traffic controllers.
n.pr
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Fievel immigrated the “right” way! (i.e. he didn’t die on the ship)
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Wow I didn’t expect Trump to be familiar with the Zoroastrian priest Mazdak
Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"we're taking food away from people, our party just got it ass handed to it in elections all over the country, so to stop the bleeding let's cancel a bunch of flights heading into the holidays"
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Protip: Don't adopt that slogan
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by Complete Travisty
Nobody will ever match the Simpsons’ perfect summation of America’s indefensible two-party system.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM