ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick
@comicgeekpunk.bsky.social
18+ Comedy & Social Commentary
Email for Guest Opportunities: ComicGeekPunk@gmail.com
Avid Magic: The Gathering Hobbyist/Personality. Comics, Sci-Fi, Tolkien, Dragon Ball, Horror, Pro Wrasslin’, Hip-Hop/Hardcore/Punk, Mental Health & Disability Advocate
Email for Guest Opportunities: ComicGeekPunk@gmail.com
Avid Magic: The Gathering Hobbyist/Personality. Comics, Sci-Fi, Tolkien, Dragon Ball, Horror, Pro Wrasslin’, Hip-Hop/Hardcore/Punk, Mental Health & Disability Advocate
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Good morning say something you're grateful for back
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Good morning say something you're grateful for back
ComicGeekPunk coded characters.
For better, or worse… 💔😎
For better, or worse… 💔😎
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
ComicGeekPunk coded characters.
For better, or worse… 💔😎
For better, or worse… 💔😎
Llorwyn Eclipsed tho…
💚🔥💚🔥💚🔥💚
That’s the skeet.
💚🔥💚🔥💚🔥💚
That’s the skeet.
February 2, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Llorwyn Eclipsed tho…
💚🔥💚🔥💚🔥💚
That’s the skeet.
💚🔥💚🔥💚🔥💚
That’s the skeet.
For those of me who follow me for Magic: The Gathering content, here is a crumb of UC that was stolen from FaceBook…
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
For those of me who follow me for Magic: The Gathering content, here is a crumb of UC that was stolen from FaceBook…
Ayo @frankconniff.bsky.social…
This might be hard proof that there is divine justice out in the Universe… Brett Ratner’s “Melania” documentary officially has a lower IMDB critic rating than “Manos: The Hands of Fate”.
#IMDB
This might be hard proof that there is divine justice out in the Universe… Brett Ratner’s “Melania” documentary officially has a lower IMDB critic rating than “Manos: The Hands of Fate”.
#IMDB
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Ayo @frankconniff.bsky.social…
This might be hard proof that there is divine justice out in the Universe… Brett Ratner’s “Melania” documentary officially has a lower IMDB critic rating than “Manos: The Hands of Fate”.
#IMDB
This might be hard proof that there is divine justice out in the Universe… Brett Ratner’s “Melania” documentary officially has a lower IMDB critic rating than “Manos: The Hands of Fate”.
#IMDB
Paleontologist Jack Horner being a confirmed guest at Epstein’s Island, and sending very sus correspondence was not on my bingo card…
Crucify every last one of them. 💯
Crucify every last one of them. 💯
a poster for jurassic world dominion showing a man pulling a dinosaur by a rope
ALT: a poster for jurassic world dominion showing a man pulling a dinosaur by a rope
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Paleontologist Jack Horner being a confirmed guest at Epstein’s Island, and sending very sus correspondence was not on my bingo card…
Crucify every last one of them. 💯
Crucify every last one of them. 💯
In lieu of me losing my home, I genuinely wants to spend some time reformulating a stronger financial foundation, like stocks, Roth IRA’s, a savings, and whatnot.
But looking at the current state of America, I can’t help but feel a nihilistic pull to just spend my free money on more Magic cards… 💔
But looking at the current state of America, I can’t help but feel a nihilistic pull to just spend my free money on more Magic cards… 💔
a woman in a polka dot dress says " i mean, yolo, right "
ALT: a woman in a polka dot dress says " i mean, yolo, right "
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
In lieu of me losing my home, I genuinely wants to spend some time reformulating a stronger financial foundation, like stocks, Roth IRA’s, a savings, and whatnot.
But looking at the current state of America, I can’t help but feel a nihilistic pull to just spend my free money on more Magic cards… 💔
But looking at the current state of America, I can’t help but feel a nihilistic pull to just spend my free money on more Magic cards… 💔
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Do not let the illegal hostile government takeover of a peaceful city in order to steal their voter histories take your attention away from the released government docs that confirm all that pedophilia and murder actually happened, and vice versa
Don’t let one cover up the other
What a disgrace
Don’t let one cover up the other
What a disgrace
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Do not let the illegal hostile government takeover of a peaceful city in order to steal their voter histories take your attention away from the released government docs that confirm all that pedophilia and murder actually happened, and vice versa
Don’t let one cover up the other
What a disgrace
Don’t let one cover up the other
What a disgrace
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RIFFTRAX has riffed THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN MARVEL. First episode is now up for free on Youtube!
Matt Fraction and I contributed jokes to this.
My jokes start twenty minutes in and go to the end. It's always a thrill to hear the guys tell my jokes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKZ9...
Matt Fraction and I contributed jokes to this.
My jokes start twenty minutes in and go to the end. It's always a thrill to hear the guys tell my jokes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKZ9...
Adventures Of Captain Marvel 01: Curse Of The Scorpion!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
RIFFTRAX has riffed THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN MARVEL. First episode is now up for free on Youtube!
Matt Fraction and I contributed jokes to this.
My jokes start twenty minutes in and go to the end. It's always a thrill to hear the guys tell my jokes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKZ9...
Matt Fraction and I contributed jokes to this.
My jokes start twenty minutes in and go to the end. It's always a thrill to hear the guys tell my jokes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKZ9...
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Me every morning in this fucking country
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Didn't plan on doing this but as my neighborhood still hasn't been plowed, I can't leave to doordash, and rent is next week.
So, I'm putting these back up for sale. Shares are massively appreciated. Payments are made via PayPal and you can DM to claim. Each painting will come with a random Alter
So, I'm putting these back up for sale. Shares are massively appreciated. Payments are made via PayPal and you can DM to claim. Each painting will come with a random Alter
Now that Christmas has come and passed, I wanted to throw these back out there! I am still selling these original pieces.
I am asking $150, which includes shipping.
Gorillaz and LOOT are on 9x14 Panel Canvas
The others are on 9x11 Mixed Media Parchment.
All are acrylic and micron pen.
#fanart
I am asking $150, which includes shipping.
Gorillaz and LOOT are on 9x14 Panel Canvas
The others are on 9x11 Mixed Media Parchment.
All are acrylic and micron pen.
#fanart
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Didn't plan on doing this but as my neighborhood still hasn't been plowed, I can't leave to doordash, and rent is next week.
So, I'm putting these back up for sale. Shares are massively appreciated. Payments are made via PayPal and you can DM to claim. Each painting will come with a random Alter
So, I'm putting these back up for sale. Shares are massively appreciated. Payments are made via PayPal and you can DM to claim. Each painting will come with a random Alter
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corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures
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Wotc should do a secret lair that's best of Kai with cards from his pro tour decks and the bonus card should be a German juggernaut
January 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Wotc should do a secret lair that's best of Kai with cards from his pro tour decks and the bonus card should be a German juggernaut
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Reading about players like Kai made me want to cover the Pro Tour.
RIP Kai.
RIP Kai.
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Reading about players like Kai made me want to cover the Pro Tour.
RIP Kai.
RIP Kai.
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RIP Kai Budde
I don't really follow pro Magic, but I knew of Kai, knew of his reputation, and knew of his stature in the scene.
Cancer can eat it. Stealing too many people. God.
I don't really follow pro Magic, but I knew of Kai, knew of his reputation, and knew of his stature in the scene.
Cancer can eat it. Stealing too many people. God.
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
RIP Kai Budde
I don't really follow pro Magic, but I knew of Kai, knew of his reputation, and knew of his stature in the scene.
Cancer can eat it. Stealing too many people. God.
I don't really follow pro Magic, but I knew of Kai, knew of his reputation, and knew of his stature in the scene.
Cancer can eat it. Stealing too many people. God.
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January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I’m choosing 9. I can handle two Midwest moms trading Buckeye and Hot Dish recipes for 10 hours…
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I’m choosing 9. I can handle two Midwest moms trading Buckeye and Hot Dish recipes for 10 hours…
Today, in “Obvious Comic Book Alter-Egos”…
Nobody has ever seen Brandon DiCamillo and Power Rangers antagonist Goldar together, in the same room.
Nobody has ever seen Brandon DiCamillo and Power Rangers antagonist Goldar together, in the same room.
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Today, in “Obvious Comic Book Alter-Egos”…
Nobody has ever seen Brandon DiCamillo and Power Rangers antagonist Goldar together, in the same room.
Nobody has ever seen Brandon DiCamillo and Power Rangers antagonist Goldar together, in the same room.
Five jobs I had:
Rideshare Driver
Health Facility Transportation Escort
Mobile Phone Accounts Receivables
Botanical Garden Event Coordinator
Pizza Delivery Driver
Rideshare Driver
Health Facility Transportation Escort
Mobile Phone Accounts Receivables
Botanical Garden Event Coordinator
Pizza Delivery Driver
Five jobs I had:
- pub manager
- beauty advisor
- perfume sales consultant
- McDonald’s
- Childcare practitioner
- pub manager
- beauty advisor
- perfume sales consultant
- McDonald’s
- Childcare practitioner
Five jobs I had:
- Movie Theater Projectionist
- Prep Cook in Big10 university athletics kitchen
- Lifeguard
- Iron Foundry knockoff/sort
- Convenience Store Leader
- Movie Theater Projectionist
- Prep Cook in Big10 university athletics kitchen
- Lifeguard
- Iron Foundry knockoff/sort
- Convenience Store Leader
January 29, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Five jobs I had:
Rideshare Driver
Health Facility Transportation Escort
Mobile Phone Accounts Receivables
Botanical Garden Event Coordinator
Pizza Delivery Driver
Rideshare Driver
Health Facility Transportation Escort
Mobile Phone Accounts Receivables
Botanical Garden Event Coordinator
Pizza Delivery Driver
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You get to keep your creatures...
They're just far more manageable.
They're just far more manageable.
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
You get to keep your creatures...
They're just far more manageable.
They're just far more manageable.
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How do you navigate MtG burnout and your love for the game?
Matt and I tackle this in our newest episode!
Plus we dive into the world of Lorwyn and what we love about this set!
New episode out now!
open.spotify.com/episode/5XCU...
Matt and I tackle this in our newest episode!
Plus we dive into the world of Lorwyn and what we love about this set!
New episode out now!
open.spotify.com/episode/5XCU...
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
How do you navigate MtG burnout and your love for the game?
Matt and I tackle this in our newest episode!
Plus we dive into the world of Lorwyn and what we love about this set!
New episode out now!
open.spotify.com/episode/5XCU...
Matt and I tackle this in our newest episode!
Plus we dive into the world of Lorwyn and what we love about this set!
New episode out now!
open.spotify.com/episode/5XCU...
3.
I’m definitely one of those buff, chonky marmot boys you see in shoving matches with his other Marmot homie, while some guy speaking in what I presume is Mongolian narratates, filming it all for TikTok.
I’m definitely one of those buff, chonky marmot boys you see in shoving matches with his other Marmot homie, while some guy speaking in what I presume is Mongolian narratates, filming it all for TikTok.
Ok everyone
It’s Wednesday scream time
Which screaming creature are you?
It’s Wednesday scream time
Which screaming creature are you?
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
3.
I’m definitely one of those buff, chonky marmot boys you see in shoving matches with his other Marmot homie, while some guy speaking in what I presume is Mongolian narratates, filming it all for TikTok.
I’m definitely one of those buff, chonky marmot boys you see in shoving matches with his other Marmot homie, while some guy speaking in what I presume is Mongolian narratates, filming it all for TikTok.
Gruul Players, when this gets cast…
January 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Gruul Players, when this gets cast…