Diane Messias
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Diane Messias
@comedywriter.bsky.social
· Nov 13
"Your sense of humour is so utterly infinitesimal, you're the least funny person I've ever encountered & I know some really unfunny people."
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So a former member of Farage's campaign team in Clacton (who was expelled from the party) says they lied about how much was spent on Farage's campaign in 2024, and submitted fraudulent election returns. This could be interesting, especially since the story has broken in the Telegraph.
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So a former member of Farage's campaign team in Clacton (who was expelled from the party) says they lied about how much was spent on Farage's campaign in 2024, and submitted fraudulent election returns. This could be interesting, especially since the story has broken in the Telegraph.
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Elon Musk shares far right advocate and former holocaust denier Peter Sweden to explain that remigration isn't far right
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Elon Musk shares far right advocate and former holocaust denier Peter Sweden to explain that remigration isn't far right
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Abolish the House of Lords.
We need a democratically elected second chamber.
They can take the Monarchy with them.
Imagine THOSE savings?
We need a democratically elected second chamber.
They can take the Monarchy with them.
Imagine THOSE savings?
Malcolm Offord claimed more than £34,000 from the taxpayer for attending the House of Lords in the space of seven months, The National can reveal
Revealed: Scottish peer's £34k expense bill before defecting to Reform UK
www.thenational.scot
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Abolish the House of Lords.
We need a democratically elected second chamber.
They can take the Monarchy with them.
Imagine THOSE savings?
We need a democratically elected second chamber.
They can take the Monarchy with them.
Imagine THOSE savings?
Hahahaha
I took the dog out in the rain and stuck England flag cocktail sticks in discarded dog shit.
Apparently Britain has a mental health problem.
Apparently Britain has a mental health problem.
Went for a brief ramble as the sun set, watching the kite surfers catch their final waves.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hahahaha
I feel compelled to write a review thread 🧵 for The Liz Truss Show because in the madness of the content, other aspects - vital aspects - are being missed.
1. The Aesthetics
Unless they were aiming for "Harley Street urologist waiting room circa 1992" this interview area is just unacceptable. 1/
1. The Aesthetics
Unless they were aiming for "Harley Street urologist waiting room circa 1992" this interview area is just unacceptable. 1/
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Have to give her points for shutting up Matt Goodwin, though.
The only real service she's ever done for the country.
#LizTruss
The only real service she's ever done for the country.
#LizTruss
The overwhelming psychological drive seems to be to prove that she is, ACTUALLY, very clever. At times her guests cannot get a word in edgeways. When they try, she just increases her volume, as if to say THIS IS MY SHOW. Even when they speak, the camera stays on her for minutes at a time. 11/
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Have to give her points for shutting up Matt Goodwin, though.
The only real service she's ever done for the country.
#LizTruss
The only real service she's ever done for the country.
#LizTruss
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Trump slams ‘lack of loyalty’ after pardoned Democrat says he won’t change party
www.theguardian.com
Trump slams ‘lack of loyalty’ after pardoned Democrat says he won’t change party
twp.ai
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Trump slams ‘lack of loyalty’ after pardoned Democrat says he won’t change party
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the WHY Brexit Pirate was banned thread ..
post your answers and ideas here
PLEASE REPOST FOR GREATER COVERAGE !!
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post your answers and ideas here
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December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the WHY Brexit Pirate was banned thread ..
post your answers and ideas here
PLEASE REPOST FOR GREATER COVERAGE !!
@alanwino.bsky.social
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
@000iamsoops.bsky.social
@sukie74.bsky.social
@t-rexit.bsky.social
post your answers and ideas here
PLEASE REPOST FOR GREATER COVERAGE !!
@alanwino.bsky.social
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Did they leave this bit out of The Trump bible?
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself”
Leviticus 19 v33-34
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself”
Leviticus 19 v33-34
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Did they leave this bit out of The Trump bible?
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself”
Leviticus 19 v33-34
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself”
Leviticus 19 v33-34
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At a joint press conference with Prime Minister Netanyahu in Israel, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz acknowledges that the reason he is in Israel instead of Netanyahu being in Germany is the ICC arrest warrant against Netanyahu.
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
At a joint press conference with Prime Minister Netanyahu in Israel, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz acknowledges that the reason he is in Israel instead of Netanyahu being in Germany is the ICC arrest warrant against Netanyahu.
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Here I am with Reform councillor Andrew Harrison, who was one of a group of people fined over £1m for employing illegal workers. Like all good patriots, he hates immigrants, apart from the ones he can exploit for profit.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Here I am with Reform councillor Andrew Harrison, who was one of a group of people fined over £1m for employing illegal workers. Like all good patriots, he hates immigrants, apart from the ones he can exploit for profit.
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WOW! THANK YOU!! — GCN
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
WOW! THANK YOU!! — GCN
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You won't see this on Faux News!
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You won't see this on Faux News!
#NigelFarage is boycotting the BBC right up to the point the cameras start rolling the next time he's invited onto Any Questions.
Farage is currently "boycotting the BBC".
Perhaps the BBC and every other reputable broadcaster should instead be boycotting Mr Farage
Perhaps the BBC and every other reputable broadcaster should instead be boycotting Mr Farage
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
#NigelFarage is boycotting the BBC right up to the point the cameras start rolling the next time he's invited onto Any Questions.
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Morning fellow plebs xx
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Morning fellow plebs xx
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Hegseth doesn’t commit to releasing video of second boat strike
thehill.com
Hegseth doesn’t commit to releasing video of second boat strike
twp.ai
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hegseth doesn’t commit to releasing video of second boat strike
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A disastrous appearance on the Question Time immigration special by the senior Reform member involved booing, eye-watering rudeness and an unfortunate Nazi reference
✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀
✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀
Don’t worry – here’s Zia Yusuf to make everything much worse
A disastrous appearance on the Question Time immigration special by the senior Reform member involved booing, eye-watering rudeness and an unfortunate Nazi reference
www.thenewworld.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A disastrous appearance on the Question Time immigration special by the senior Reform member involved booing, eye-watering rudeness and an unfortunate Nazi reference
✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀
✏️ Rats in a Sack 🐀
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BASH: If ICE says it doesn't arrest US citizens, why do we keep seeing incidents of them aggressively pursuing citizens?
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
BASH: If ICE says it doesn't arrest US citizens, why do we keep seeing incidents of them aggressively pursuing citizens?
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
#TheArchers
In the grand tradition of Neighbours, Amber is going away to Ireland, in order to come back with a new head, which nobody notices.
In the grand tradition of Neighbours, Amber is going away to Ireland, in order to come back with a new head, which nobody notices.
Coronation Street fan favourite pulls out of The Archers after landing major new TV role
The role will now be recast.
www.radiotimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
#TheArchers
In the grand tradition of Neighbours, Amber is going away to Ireland, in order to come back with a new head, which nobody notices.
In the grand tradition of Neighbours, Amber is going away to Ireland, in order to come back with a new head, which nobody notices.
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