Diane Messias
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Diane Messias
@comedywriter.bsky.social
· Nov 13
"Your sense of humour is so utterly infinitesimal, you're the least funny person I've ever encountered & I know some really unfunny people."
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Dear Orange Man,
We are thrilled to hear that Canada will not be joining the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time. Honestly, it’s a tremendous relief.
We are thrilled to hear that Canada will not be joining the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time. Honestly, it’s a tremendous relief.
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Dear Orange Man,
We are thrilled to hear that Canada will not be joining the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time. Honestly, it’s a tremendous relief.
We are thrilled to hear that Canada will not be joining the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time. Honestly, it’s a tremendous relief.
The Public Account Committee (PAC) of MPs said the whole thing ought to be referred to the Serious Fraud Office for the "sheer levels of non-compliance".
How woman's 'fairytale' home upgrade turned into a nightmare
A new report by MPs warns the Energy Company Obligation scheme, which left more than 30,000 homes flooded, mouldy or cold, was so "catastrophic" it ought to be referred to the Serious Fraud Office.
news.sky.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The Public Account Committee (PAC) of MPs said the whole thing ought to be referred to the Serious Fraud Office for the "sheer levels of non-compliance".
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British soldiers who did nothing for America, 2006
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
British soldiers who did nothing for America, 2006
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Fury as elementary school warns ICE trying to lure parents by using food flyers as bait
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Fury as elementary school warns ICE trying to lure parents by using food flyers as bait
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January 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Fury as elementary school warns ICE trying to lure parents by using food flyers as bait
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This is Boro. He went missing in southern Spain after a train derailment that killed 43 and injured 150. After four long days, he was captured by firefighters and has finally been reunited with his family. 14/10 welcome back buddy
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 AM
This is Boro. He went missing in southern Spain after a train derailment that killed 43 and injured 150. After four long days, he was captured by firefighters and has finally been reunited with his family. 14/10 welcome back buddy
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Someone sent this to me earlier.
It's a genuine Farage quote from 2015 and boy does that not say it all about the defender of British culture.
It's a genuine Farage quote from 2015 and boy does that not say it all about the defender of British culture.
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Someone sent this to me earlier.
It's a genuine Farage quote from 2015 and boy does that not say it all about the defender of British culture.
It's a genuine Farage quote from 2015 and boy does that not say it all about the defender of British culture.
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He's 3 different colors. Does this look healthy at all to you?
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
He's 3 different colors. Does this look healthy at all to you?
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Findings from independent autopsy of Renee Good
--One gunshot struck left forearm, causing soft tissue damage
--One gunshot traversed right breast without hitting major internal organs
--One gunshot entered left side of head and exited the right side of her head
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
--One gunshot struck left forearm, causing soft tissue damage
--One gunshot traversed right breast without hitting major internal organs
--One gunshot entered left side of head and exited the right side of her head
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
Law firm representing Renee Good's family releases findings from independent autopsy
abcnews.go.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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U.S. Formally Withdraws from World Health Organization www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
U.S. Formally Withdraws from World Health Organization
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:28 PM
U.S. Formally Withdraws from World Health Organization www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
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Seven Democrats just joined Republicans to increase ICE funding with no guardrails -- on the same day that ICE just detained a 5 year old child! And they did this with Speaker Jeffries' blessing.
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Seven Democrats just joined Republicans to increase ICE funding with no guardrails -- on the same day that ICE just detained a 5 year old child! And they did this with Speaker Jeffries' blessing.
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Palantir software is now the basis of the Government's fraud reporting service. So it now handles sensitive financial data for millions of UK citizens. Plus NHS data. Plus military analytics. Plus policing.
And, of course, it's quite explicitly far right in its politics.
What could ever go wrong?
And, of course, it's quite explicitly far right in its politics.
What could ever go wrong?
NEWS: UK police launch ‘Report Fraud’ service - AML Intelligence
UK officials have formally launched 'Report Fraud', a new service aimed at changing how victims of fraud and cybercrime contact police.
www.amlintelligence.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Palantir software is now the basis of the Government's fraud reporting service. So it now handles sensitive financial data for millions of UK citizens. Plus NHS data. Plus military analytics. Plus policing.
And, of course, it's quite explicitly far right in its politics.
What could ever go wrong?
And, of course, it's quite explicitly far right in its politics.
What could ever go wrong?
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest
Guardian analysis shows images are the same, with Nekima Levy Armstrong looking composed in original but sobbing after alteration
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Confused woman in bright yellow jacket doesn't know the difference between General Elections and local council elections.
She's only ever voted once in her life, having been eligible for 42 years.
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#bbcqt
She's only ever voted once in her life, having been eligible for 42 years.
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January 22, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Confused woman in bright yellow jacket doesn't know the difference between General Elections and local council elections.
She's only ever voted once in her life, having been eligible for 42 years.
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#bbcqt
She's only ever voted once in her life, having been eligible for 42 years.
🙄
#bbcqt
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This is daWokeFarmer's last video today, shortly before he was arrested
"Get in the fucking streets now. It's time to shut this country down. We are at fascism, the Republic has fucking fallen."
"Get in the fucking streets now. It's time to shut this country down. We are at fascism, the Republic has fucking fallen."
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This is daWokeFarmer's last video today, shortly before he was arrested
"Get in the fucking streets now. It's time to shut this country down. We are at fascism, the Republic has fucking fallen."
"Get in the fucking streets now. It's time to shut this country down. We are at fascism, the Republic has fucking fallen."
Idiot Republicans Abroad man says the Tories governed as 'the Centre Left' under Johnson and May.
"GO HOME" vans???
Told you he was an idiot.
#bbcqt
"GO HOME" vans???
Told you he was an idiot.
#bbcqt
January 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Idiot Republicans Abroad man says the Tories governed as 'the Centre Left' under Johnson and May.
"GO HOME" vans???
Told you he was an idiot.
#bbcqt
"GO HOME" vans???
Told you he was an idiot.
#bbcqt
FFS.
Signs about the history of slavery in the U.S. and the 9 people George Washington enslaved are being removed right now at the President’s House Site in Philadelphia, across from Independence Hall, months after the Trump administration threatend to do so.
How far we have not come in 250 years.
How far we have not come in 250 years.
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
FFS.
Keir Starmer’s allies have launched a “Stop Andy Burnham” campaign to prevent the Labour mayor from returning to parliament after the resignation of a Manchester MP triggered a byelection 👇
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Starmer’s allies launch ‘Stop Andy Burnham’ campaign to block parliamentary return
Speculation has spread over whether Burnham will attempt to return to pursue a Labour leadership bid
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:12 PM