Diane Messias
@comedywriter.bsky.social
Zarah's come dressed as her chair, when she's not even co-chair after last week's vote.
#ZarahSultana #YourParty 🥳 #bbclaurak
#ZarahSultana #YourParty 🥳 #bbclaurak
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Zarah's come dressed as her chair, when she's not even co-chair after last week's vote.
#ZarahSultana #YourParty 🥳 #bbclaurak
#ZarahSultana #YourParty 🥳 #bbclaurak
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Thought it was only the drum that was supposed to turn over? 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Thought it was only the drum that was supposed to turn over? 🤔
After the Leader of #Brighton Council cancels the anti-racist flag exhibition 'in case some people feel left out', the censorship grows...
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
After the Leader of #Brighton Council cancels the anti-racist flag exhibition 'in case some people feel left out', the censorship grows...
Observer front page
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Observer front page
Are these Andrew's chubby fingers, or have they been added to the photo?
Does he remember meeting these women, or was he having a pizza in Woking at the time?
🤔
#Andrew
Does he remember meeting these women, or was he having a pizza in Woking at the time?
🤔
#Andrew
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Are these Andrew's chubby fingers, or have they been added to the photo?
Does he remember meeting these women, or was he having a pizza in Woking at the time?
🤔
#Andrew
Does he remember meeting these women, or was he having a pizza in Woking at the time?
🤔
#Andrew
Good grief, has Adam Boulton been reading too much Kafka?
He's turning into a lobster! 😱
He's turning into a lobster! 😱
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Good grief, has Adam Boulton been reading too much Kafka?
He's turning into a lobster! 😱
He's turning into a lobster! 😱
They arrested Keir Starmer???
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They arrested Keir Starmer???
#Huntingdon
Nobody has raised the issue of Driver Only Operated trains in the reporting of this - without the heroic guard, more people would have been stabbed.
Train companies deem women not important, but now men have been attacked, might they question putting profits over safety?
Nobody has raised the issue of Driver Only Operated trains in the reporting of this - without the heroic guard, more people would have been stabbed.
Train companies deem women not important, but now men have been attacked, might they question putting profits over safety?
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
#Huntingdon
Nobody has raised the issue of Driver Only Operated trains in the reporting of this - without the heroic guard, more people would have been stabbed.
Train companies deem women not important, but now men have been attacked, might they question putting profits over safety?
Nobody has raised the issue of Driver Only Operated trains in the reporting of this - without the heroic guard, more people would have been stabbed.
Train companies deem women not important, but now men have been attacked, might they question putting profits over safety?
Ever seen Dick Dastardly's Mutley and me in the same room at the same time?
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ever seen Dick Dastardly's Mutley and me in the same room at the same time?
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Laura Kuenssberg’s come as a chair.
It’s not Halloween any more, Laura!
It’s not Halloween any more, Laura!
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Laura Kuenssberg’s come as a chair.
It’s not Halloween any more, Laura!
It’s not Halloween any more, Laura!
Has Claudia got her legs on the wrong way round? 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Has Claudia got her legs on the wrong way round? 🤔
Can we talk about the elephant in the room now?
The father of Andrew, Formerly Known As Prince, was the 7th Earl of Carnavon, aka Lord Porchester, the late Queen's racing manager.
Private Eye has been mentioning this for years - 'Andrew's favourite uncle'.
#PrinceAndrew
The father of Andrew, Formerly Known As Prince, was the 7th Earl of Carnavon, aka Lord Porchester, the late Queen's racing manager.
Private Eye has been mentioning this for years - 'Andrew's favourite uncle'.
#PrinceAndrew
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Can we talk about the elephant in the room now?
The father of Andrew, Formerly Known As Prince, was the 7th Earl of Carnavon, aka Lord Porchester, the late Queen's racing manager.
Private Eye has been mentioning this for years - 'Andrew's favourite uncle'.
#PrinceAndrew
The father of Andrew, Formerly Known As Prince, was the 7th Earl of Carnavon, aka Lord Porchester, the late Queen's racing manager.
Private Eye has been mentioning this for years - 'Andrew's favourite uncle'.
#PrinceAndrew
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
One of the men arrested on suspicion robbery at the #Louvre.
As ever, thinking of what she can do for society, my friend is offering to swap DNA samples with him.
From the back of the queue.
@diane-t.bsky.social
As ever, thinking of what she can do for society, my friend is offering to swap DNA samples with him.
From the back of the queue.
@diane-t.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
One of the men arrested on suspicion robbery at the #Louvre.
As ever, thinking of what she can do for society, my friend is offering to swap DNA samples with him.
From the back of the queue.
@diane-t.bsky.social
As ever, thinking of what she can do for society, my friend is offering to swap DNA samples with him.
From the back of the queue.
@diane-t.bsky.social
