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Colonel Comstock 🐸
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Veteran of Psychic Wars, Juilliard Trained Plague Doctor
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Colonel Comstock 🐸 @colonelcomstock.bsky.social · Nov 15
Abe Simpson typing a BlueSkeet informing everyone he is not a SpamBot.
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Chicago does “thin crust” pizza better than New York. Deep dish is for tourists and graduations. Try Beggars or Italian Fiesta on the southside.
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
February 05,1938
FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- FRITZI IS TELLING SLUGGO THE GOOD NEWS,SHE GOT HIS UNCLE A JOB FRITZI: DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS, SLUGGO?- I GOT YOUR UNCLE HARRY A JOB TODAY IN A STORE DOWNTOWN! SLUGGO:SO I HOID! - - - AIN’T DAT WONDERFUL- - - IT’S THE FOIST JOB HE’S HAD IN A YEAR P2- FRITZI: I THINK I'LL RUN DOWN THERE AND SEE HOW HE'S MAKING OUT--- P3- WHEN FRITZI ARRIVES AT THE STORE, SHE IS SURPRISED TO SEE SLUGGO’S UNCLE HARRY OUTSIDE IN FRONT OF THE STORE, HE PICKETING THE STORE, HE IS CARRYING A SIGN, IT READS… ON STRIKE FOR SHORTER HOURS
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Tony Stank: I TRIED EVERYTHING TO WAKEUP AT 6AM AND NOTHING WORKS Captain Steve Rogers: AND Tony Stank: I PUT JUSTIN BIEBER'S SONG AS ALARM TUNE Captain Steve Rogers: DID THAT WORKED Tony Stank, now wearing sunglasses and laughing: NOW I WAKEUP AT 5.50 AM TO TURN OFF THE ALARM Captain Steve Rogers: (holding his pecs and laughing like Chris Evans usually does)
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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psychopsonic.bsky.social
#pinball
#arcade
Gottlieb trade publication ad for Q*bert video and Q*bert's Quest pinball arcade games, March 1983. Text: Q*bert's flyin' high! The Q*bert Qraze is here. Gottlieb's new video game is delighting players of all ages and collecting strongly since its debut at AMOA. Now, Q*bert's Quest brings the qrazy qreatures to a pinball fantasy game-the perfect companion for Q*bert at your location. Call your Gottlieb distributor today. Let your collections fly high with Q*bert and Q*bert's Quest.
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Good Monday morning, #jokesters! 😁☕☀️

Have a great day!
By Mark Parisi.
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Uh oh.
= Sex makes babies?" ORKS -Justin Timberlake
January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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{Captain America at the newsstand} NOT AGAIN! WE BROKE INTERNATIONAL LAW INVADING PANAMA! NOW WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW AGAIN WITH THIS FABRICATED “DRUG WAR!" WHY CAN'T WE LEAVE LATIN AMERICA ALONE ?!
January 5, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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1111 days.
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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found an incredible simpsons frame i'd like to share with you all
December 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 25,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS NOISE COMING FROM ANOTHER ROOM IN THE HOUSE, NANCY: I WONDER WHAT THAT NOISE IS? CLICK CLICK CLICK P2- NANCY GOES TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON NANCY: OH -H - - IT'S THE CAT PLAYING WITH AUNT FRITZI'S TYPEWRITER!... STOP THAT! CLICK CLICK. CLICK THE CAT IS HAPPILY TYPING AWAY P3- WE SEE THE PAGE THAT WAS IN THE TYPEWRITER, IT READS… MeRry ChrISTmas fROm NANCI, SluGGo, FRItZ1 AND ErNIe BusHMILLer
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
SLUGGO IS IN HAS BEATNIK PHASE AND IS WEARING A BERET AND SUNGLASSES AND A STRIPE SHIRT AND HE HAS A GOATEE SLUGGO: AND I DON'T BLAB ANY DRAB GAB-I CHATTER HEP PATTER
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Available for purchase at the school Book Fair
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 09, 1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN, NANCY IS READING A BOOK ON ASTROLOGY NANCY: ASTROLOGY IS VERY INTERESTING P2- NANCY: I WAS BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF GEMINI--WHAT SIGN WERE YOU BORN UNDER SLUGGO: HOGAN P3- NANCY: THAT SIGN ISN'T IN THE BOOK--ARE YOU SURE? SLUGGO: YEP P4- SLUGGO POINTS TO RUNDOWN FOUR STORY BUILDING, THERE WAS A BILLBOARD ON THE ROOF, IT READS… HOGAN’S POOL ROOM SLUGGO: DAT'S WHERE I WAS BORN
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Taylor Swift (8 feet tall, limbs the length of anacondas) remains silent on the White House using her music. Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter (3 feet tall, fists too tiny to hold ladybugs) is charging headfirst at ICE, ready to pummel any rent-a-Nazi that dares to speak her name.
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"Why would a healthy man need weekly MRI scans?"
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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No context.
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM