the french heist
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she/her. mostly nonsense and freelance opinions. the media isn’t fooling me.
mets, white sox ⚾️
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ireland, scotland, us women 🏉
various bylines, currently saying things on @dugoutofhistory.bsky.social
mets, white sox ⚾️
celtic ⚽️
ireland, scotland, us women 🏉
various bylines, currently saying things on @dugoutofhistory.bsky.social
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So if I have this right, Megyn Kelly thinks 15 year olds are definitely too young to get gender-affirming medical care, but they're old enough to be raped by middle-aged rich men.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So if I have this right, Megyn Kelly thinks 15 year olds are definitely too young to get gender-affirming medical care, but they're old enough to be raped by middle-aged rich men.
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Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself
The bill prohibited the FDA from enforcing regulations aimed at increasing traceability of the supply chain, among other rules.
www.snopes.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
That first row better have some game
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
That first row better have some game
I don’t think Bill is going to have to worry about NFL teams knocking on his door anytime soon.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I don’t think Bill is going to have to worry about NFL teams knocking on his door anytime soon.
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BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
meidasnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
What in tarnation
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What in tarnation
We’re all in agreement that the BBWAA are basically nonsense right?
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We’re all in agreement that the BBWAA are basically nonsense right?
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Congrats, Dick. You got played.
Sen. Dick Durbin is once again under fire for voting to advance a Republican-led House measure that would help end the government shutdown — angering Democrats who say the extension of health care subsidies must be part of any deal with Republicans.
Sen. Dick Durbin facing backlash once again for joining GOP in measure to end government shutdown
chicago.suntimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Congrats, Dick. You got played.
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Who could have seen this coming?
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November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Who could have seen this coming?
And now a word from our sponsor, FanDuel
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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Way too many people are surprised that the sharks on Shark Tank are awful humans.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Way too many people are surprised that the sharks on Shark Tank are awful humans.
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Hey, Kev. Journalism major here, no MBA, just awful with money, but I do have some insight for you:
It’s the profit margin. He’s coming for your profit margin, and we all are. And if that scares you or you can’t even imagine it or whatever: good. Be scared. And start expanding your imagination.
It’s the profit margin. He’s coming for your profit margin, and we all are. And if that scares you or you can’t even imagine it or whatever: good. Be scared. And start expanding your imagination.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Hey, Kev. Journalism major here, no MBA, just awful with money, but I do have some insight for you:
It’s the profit margin. He’s coming for your profit margin, and we all are. And if that scares you or you can’t even imagine it or whatever: good. Be scared. And start expanding your imagination.
It’s the profit margin. He’s coming for your profit margin, and we all are. And if that scares you or you can’t even imagine it or whatever: good. Be scared. And start expanding your imagination.
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If you find yourself in a room with those guys the only acceptable response is to throw garbage at rotten food at them.
incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If you find yourself in a room with those guys the only acceptable response is to throw garbage at rotten food at them.
Reed Richards came back from space with the lamest power.
Ooh look at me. I’m stretchy. Beware my yoga poses.
Ooh look at me. I’m stretchy. Beware my yoga poses.
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reed Richards came back from space with the lamest power.
Ooh look at me. I’m stretchy. Beware my yoga poses.
Ooh look at me. I’m stretchy. Beware my yoga poses.
If a Cuomo has no haters I am dead.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If a Cuomo has no haters I am dead.
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Folks, bust out those Hamilton soundtrack albums and avocado toasts… we’re officially libposting
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Folks, bust out those Hamilton soundtrack albums and avocado toasts… we’re officially libposting
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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Quick everyone make the good tweets about dick cheney before all the Americans wake up
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Quick everyone make the good tweets about dick cheney before all the Americans wake up
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.