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she/her. mostly nonsense and freelance opinions. the media isn’t fooling me.

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….what?!?
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I’m “working” with it on my third monitor and there’s been a LOT of activity at the Canadian end of the ice.

They’re not looking great.
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I don’t think you want to fuck around with a team whose sport *checks notes* ends with shooting a gun.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Don’t underestimate the power of one player.

Canada is looking sloppy without Poulin today. #olympics
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
More kissing in all sports!
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The figure skater from Spain who does a Minions program should get a medal no matter what.
a group of minions are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing goggles and saying mua !
ALT: a group of minions are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing goggles and saying mua !
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
They’re now our mascots. I don’t make the rules.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Haley Winn’s brothers give me life.
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I wanna see the guy on the field. Is he smoking the security guards? Can one of the players get him?
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I LOVE THAT
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Less depressing commercials would be great, thanks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Periodic reminder that availability for more than processed food requires access to healthy foods.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Honestly would be amazing
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I hope this is a real wedding.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I miss Al Michaels.

Hell, I might even miss Joe Buck.
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Brad Pitt’s face looks like an AI version of Brad Pitt’s face.
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Chicago Black Restaurant Week is back with some new additions. blockclubchi.co/4cbiQjm
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
For all you who complain about the commercials may I present the 27 minute long wait for kick-off because of pomp.
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
If the Super Bowl doesn’t end with a player coming out by kissing his secret boyfriend in the middle of the field then what are we even doing here?
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I bet Justin just found out what machine was being raged against.
Aaah yes, the good old days. Back before Green Day was political. 🤣
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My favorite part of hockey is when the commentators say that someone who hit the ice is “slow to get up”.

I’m sorry have you ever fallen fucking ICE? That shit hurt, I don’t care what your passing situation is.
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM