Colleen Dracula
@colleendracula.bsky.social
inventor. philanthropist. boy mom. model. dogs, coffee, whiskey, sensible gun control. sworn enemy of The Orange One. one mention of B*rnie=instant block
Pinned
Bandrui- Male Bonding
something for the boys :)
Babe Ruth- The Mexican
Edwin Birdsong - Goldmine (BéTé Re-Edit)
Hot Chocolate- Heaven is In The Back Seat of My Cadillac
Sure Thing - Holding You Tight
Animation - Obsessio...
www.mixcloud.com
made a new mix: rock/disco crossover, b-boy classics, new wave, house, and a healthy dollop of gay stuff
Hypersigil Magic for Melancholy Women- pt. 1
part 1 of 2 xoxo
soundcloud.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
›looking for a new women and trans nightlife space
›ask the gym receptionist if their nightlife space is dorky or terfy
›she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what
is dorky and what is terfy
>she laughs and says "it's a good nightlife space sir"
›ask the gym receptionist if their nightlife space is dorky or terfy
›she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what
is dorky and what is terfy
>she laughs and says "it's a good nightlife space sir"
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
›looking for a new women and trans nightlife space
›ask the gym receptionist if their nightlife space is dorky or terfy
›she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what
is dorky and what is terfy
>she laughs and says "it's a good nightlife space sir"
›ask the gym receptionist if their nightlife space is dorky or terfy
›she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what
is dorky and what is terfy
>she laughs and says "it's a good nightlife space sir"
a fun life hack for me, personally, is to violate the categorical imperative. y'all shouldn't do that though
June 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
a fun life hack for me, personally, is to violate the categorical imperative. y'all shouldn't do that though
caitlin marie cunningham do you like chubby broads who can't get pregnant
June 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
caitlin marie cunningham do you like chubby broads who can't get pregnant
more self-promotion on.soundcloud.com/Y2Czor9JGCy0...
I Give My Love to You!
does what it says in the tin
xoxo
bandrui
Primal Scream- Love Insurrection(Terry Farley, Wade Teo Remix)
Donnie Calivn & Rocker's Revenge- Dubbing In Sunshine
Soup Dragons- I'm Free (Yam Who? & Alan
on.soundcloud.com
June 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
more self-promotion on.soundcloud.com/Y2Czor9JGCy0...
it’s a therapist/social worker mixer at the gay bar and it feels like a funhouse mirror version of the scene in Cruising where al pacino goes to the bar and it’s cop night. long story short i hope someone offers me a rag soaked in poppers
June 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
it’s a therapist/social worker mixer at the gay bar and it feels like a funhouse mirror version of the scene in Cruising where al pacino goes to the bar and it’s cop night. long story short i hope someone offers me a rag soaked in poppers
this, for the record, is my audition to be the DNC approved "joe rogan of the 'left'"
something that gets me fighting mad is impropriety and malfeasanse
June 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
this, for the record, is my audition to be the DNC approved "joe rogan of the 'left'"
something that gets me fighting mad is impropriety and malfeasanse
May 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
something that gets me fighting mad is impropriety and malfeasanse
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
made a new mix: rock/disco crossover, b-boy classics, new wave, house, and a healthy dollop of gay stuff
Bandrui- Male Bonding
something for the boys :)
Babe Ruth- The Mexican
Edwin Birdsong - Goldmine (BéTé Re-Edit)
Hot Chocolate- Heaven is In The Back Seat of My Cadillac
Sure Thing - Holding You Tight
Animation - Obsessio...
www.mixcloud.com
April 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
made a new mix: rock/disco crossover, b-boy classics, new wave, house, and a healthy dollop of gay stuff
shameful to come to terms with the fact that the man who most recently broke my heart basically looks like this
ChatGPT's human form looks like he's about to tell you to watch The Wire
April 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
shameful to come to terms with the fact that the man who most recently broke my heart basically looks like this
if am forced to detransition under the current administration i will name myself either Donovan Scorpio or Dr. Michael Renegade
February 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
if am forced to detransition under the current administration i will name myself either Donovan Scorpio or Dr. Michael Renegade
Reposted by Colleen Dracula
inside the piss bush, i saw half a dozen men pissing. one of them, with his dick in his hand, shouted, "i'm watering the tree of liberty!" and the other piss men cheered. in his excitement, he got piss on his shoes.
January 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
inside the piss bush, i saw half a dozen men pissing. one of them, with his dick in his hand, shouted, "i'm watering the tree of liberty!" and the other piss men cheered. in his excitement, he got piss on his shoes.
forgot to take my wellbutrin the last couple days because of a)sick b)sad and now i'm getting those little microdose seizures where it feels like my brain is twitching
December 24, 2024 at 2:12 AM
forgot to take my wellbutrin the last couple days because of a)sick b)sad and now i'm getting those little microdose seizures where it feels like my brain is twitching
i think it's incredibly fucked up that cis ppl never tell me i'm brave when i have a cold and am being a trouper about it
it's only when they clock me
it's only when they clock me
December 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
i think it's incredibly fucked up that cis ppl never tell me i'm brave when i have a cold and am being a trouper about it
it's only when they clock me
it's only when they clock me
gonna shamelessly self promote now that this app is being used by ppl:
www.mixcloud.com/MiamiGrindse...
www.mixcloud.com/MiamiGrindse...
Bandrui- The Colors Of Autumn
www.mixcloud.com
November 13, 2024 at 6:16 PM
gonna shamelessly self promote now that this app is being used by ppl:
www.mixcloud.com/MiamiGrindse...
www.mixcloud.com/MiamiGrindse...
me? a wife? it’s more likely than you think
June 4, 2024 at 3:01 PM
me? a wife? it’s more likely than you think
Reposted by Colleen Dracula
They want you to believe that this is a "cute kitten." We can always tell
August 10, 2023 at 9:11 PM
They want you to believe that this is a "cute kitten." We can always tell
If a guest in my home fails to compliment my beautiful lawn? Immediate cancellation. You walked to my front door from the sidewalk. You have been in my lawn’s midst, you have breathed it in. No excuse
August 3, 2023 at 9:31 PM
If a guest in my home fails to compliment my beautiful lawn? Immediate cancellation. You walked to my front door from the sidewalk. You have been in my lawn’s midst, you have breathed it in. No excuse
i want someone to do the shun goku satsu on me except with kisses 👼
July 30, 2023 at 2:24 AM
i want someone to do the shun goku satsu on me except with kisses 👼
Called in “for a little chat” and HR slides a printed list of my recent search engine prompts:
naked breast (two)
Naked breast (2)
Woman naked
Woman naked frontal
Beautiful woman naked frontal
Frontal nudity woman attractive HD
naked breasr (3)
thinking quickly, I bite down on my cyanide tooth,
naked breast (two)
Naked breast (2)
Woman naked
Woman naked frontal
Beautiful woman naked frontal
Frontal nudity woman attractive HD
naked breasr (3)
thinking quickly, I bite down on my cyanide tooth,
July 28, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Called in “for a little chat” and HR slides a printed list of my recent search engine prompts:
naked breast (two)
Naked breast (2)
Woman naked
Woman naked frontal
Beautiful woman naked frontal
Frontal nudity woman attractive HD
naked breasr (3)
thinking quickly, I bite down on my cyanide tooth,
naked breast (two)
Naked breast (2)
Woman naked
Woman naked frontal
Beautiful woman naked frontal
Frontal nudity woman attractive HD
naked breasr (3)
thinking quickly, I bite down on my cyanide tooth,
Roast beef swiss arugula egg over-easy on a toasted portuguese roll brushed with olive oil before toasting in the oven (the swiss goes on the roll before toasting)
Maybe honey mustard maybe sriracha
Maybe honey mustard maybe sriracha
every adult over 30 has a sandwich that they had one time that could easily go in this picture frame
July 25, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Roast beef swiss arugula egg over-easy on a toasted portuguese roll brushed with olive oil before toasting in the oven (the swiss goes on the roll before toasting)
Maybe honey mustard maybe sriracha
Maybe honey mustard maybe sriracha
Reposted by Colleen Dracula
all queer perverts reskeet this so we can find each other 💝
July 24, 2023 at 4:34 PM
all queer perverts reskeet this so we can find each other 💝