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Colin Parte 🇵🇸
@colinparte.bsky.social
Interests are photography, chess, reading, history. Intolerant to bigotry, racism & other idiocy. Dabbles in selling nice old things. Clinomaniac.
I call this “Waiting for Another Ambulance”
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Turkish Barber in Glasgow.
Kudos!
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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The rain will continue until morale improves.
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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This could be why Bitcoin is crashing. People are switching back to high yield tulips.
Tulips from Lincolnshire on sale in a cafe/deli around the corner from my office in London for... yes, **£50** a bunch 🌷🌷😬😲
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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I’m such a sucker for pop art crochet patterns www.etsy.com/listing/4369...
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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A bus stop near Tesla's flagship store in London. Imagine a Super Bowl ad that showed only this.
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Kinkei fountain pen
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I’m old enough to remember “bread men” delivering bread in Belfast in the 1960s, particularly Kennedy’s Bakery.

“JB Kennedy’s bread
Sticks to your belly like lead
Not a bit of wonder
You fart like thunder
JB Kennedy’s bread!”
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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The nearly “diamond Fuji” I ran into by chance on the roof of Yokado last night. Cubic zirconia Fuji, perhaps. Still cool though.
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Just thinking about the colleague I talked to recently who works at a university in a very red state. They mentioned that the administration had recently put up posters of the Ten Commandments all over campus. It would be funny if the absolute weirdos in power weren't perfectly serious about it
February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Changing political parties mid-term should automatically trigger a by-election.
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
February 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Accurate.
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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If Mandelson was a ship in the age of flag signals and semaphore
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Norman Lerner, 1957
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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Israel just 'broke' a world record for kidney donors - but where did all the organs come from?

Forensic evidence and human rights organisations reveal, beyond doubt, organ theft from Palestinians detained in Israel's prisons. Yet this?
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
Israel just 'broke' a world record for kidney donors - but where did all the organs come from?
Forensic evidence and human rights organisations reveal, beyond doubt, organ theft from Palestinians detained in Israel's prisons
www.thecanary.co
February 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Introduce yourself with five gigs you’ve been to.

Toyah
Barry Manilow
James Brown
Whitney Houston
Horslips
Introduce yourself with five gigs you've been to:

Fascinating Aïda
Stereophonics
Max Boyce
Sesiwn Fawr Dolgellau
Louise (DON'T ask)
Introduce yourself with five gigs you've been to:

The Divine Comedy
Steps
ABC (The Lexicon of Love - live)
Jessie Ware
Glen Campbell
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Rascal time!
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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In the Irish language, the goldfinch is known as 'lasair choille' (pronounced 'lasser-quilla'), which means...

The Flame of the Forest! 🔥
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I watched all of Steal on Prime over the last two evenings. Escapist fun, and pretty well made.
February 1, 2026 at 11:50 AM
February is THE BEST month, especially the 19th 🥳

#justsayin
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM