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Dr. Colby
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Useful tape and a W
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Kasean Pryor is 5 fouls and a can-do attitude
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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with all due respect, it is basketball season
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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rick and morty are sitting in the cockpit of a plane and they are back baby
ALT: rick and morty are sitting in the cockpit of a plane and they are back baby
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November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Anyone else really mad we’re not gonna break 100?
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I might let an urchin eat me.
andrearae.bsky.social MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 16d
If we break 100 and beat Kentucky - will @markennis.bsky.social consume a live sea urchin?
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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a close up of a man 's face with black eyes and a white shirt and tie .
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November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Focus
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Fuck this
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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a close up of a woman with glasses and the words i 'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm
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November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Morty a Cards fan??
mementomorty.bsky.social Memento (Aloof) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16d
Northern Lights posting again!? We are SO back
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Picked a hell of a night to show up. There’s a game on!
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Northern Lights over the house has to be auspicious #GoCards!
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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LFG!
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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“I sTiLl CaN’t BeLiEvE wE’rE pLaYiNg ThIs GaMe In EaRlY nOvEmBeR.”

Get your game face on, loser. Beat Kentucky!
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Today.
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Simply not a serious program until you can beat the west coast teams of the Atlantic Coast Conference
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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First game I’ve gotten to watch, and I understand the first half fan meltdowns
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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#mutantfam #thelastdrivein

What's the best horror movie without gore?
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Explaining to the thoracic surgeon what my plans are for the evening and what #TheLastDriveIn is

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#mutantfam
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Dominos meme White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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This looks awful but the music is peak cinema

#thelastdrivein @themutantfam.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Fucking pencils! #TheLastDriveIn
October 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM