Harriman Balzac
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Harriman Balzac
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“Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all jazz is for.”

Pittsburgh Penguins

Blocker of MAGAts.
Hater of all things anime & people who use the word “bro” over much.


Unfuckwithable
30 year old woman with a son mocking me for saying Hayley Wickenheiser and Marie-Phillip Poulin are two of the greatest hockey players of all time and the best Canadian Olympic hockey players and telling me I’m stupid and replying with “they’re women”.

No shit moron
February 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Ladies a lot of you all share responsibility for how shitty a lot of men are because of how you raise boys.
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Joan Fontaine>Olivia de Havilland
February 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Back to
Home B, bleh
a close up of a cat 's face with a very long whiskers
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a very long whiskers
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Rapist in chief sending “valentines” to the woman he raped so you’ll forget he raped kids. Classic.
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Want to check out Pittsburgh curling club. I know absolutely nothing about curling but it looks relaxing.
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I do appreciate a woman in a nice suit
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Harriman Balzac
It continues to fill me with so much pride that Crosby has been Pittsburgh’s standard-bearer athlete the last 20+ years.

All the stuff in this about hockey is cool, but the facts about Crosby the man are so heartening.
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Harriman Balzac
👀 👀
February 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Andy Beshear and AOC Democratic
Candidates 2028.
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Don’t say “ice hockey” it’s hockey
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Crazy how they sucked everything that made the Woman of Tomorrow comic the best supergirl series of all time out and made it generic slop. I mean Ruthye that’s based off Kim Darby in True Grit sounds like Harry fucking Potter now.
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Thinking of the Canadian cartoons I’ve seen about the Gordie Howe bridge but if the ghost of Gordie Howe descended from heaven like
Superman and elbowed Donnie Two Lips’ teeth right out of his pig anus mouth is start going to church.
February 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Cannibal jellyfish with disappearing anus in Venice
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Seems many of the “leftists” on BS have a child’s understanding of the world, apparent mental illnesses and circus carny like physical appearance. I can’t imagine why they aren’t taken seriously.
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
much like Lobot I was programmed for love.
a bald man wearing headphones with his eyes closed and the words the good films at the bottom
ALT: a bald man wearing headphones with his eyes closed and the words the good films at the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Reposted by Harriman Balzac
Marie-Philip Poulin will not start against the US this afternoon, Canada's Olympic Committee said in a statement hours before puck drop.

Poulin, who's appearing in her fifth Olympics, was injured Monday in a prelim game against Czechia.

The Feb 26 #PWHL MTL-NY should be interesting
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I don’t know why it seems Hilary Knight isn’t as big a name as MPP
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Harriman Balzac
‘I still love it’: Sidney Crosby set to lead Canadian men’s team at another Olympics #TeamCanada 🍁

www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
‘I still love it’: Sidney Crosby set to lead Canadian men’s team at another Olympics
Sam Reinhart stepped on the ice alongside the rest of Canada’s talent-rich roster.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
All the morons on here trying to argue that democrats would support Hitler all have a shit Ron labels in their bios, necks the size of my forearms and piercings like it’s 1997 but they’ve got all the secret knowledge you don’t

🤡
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I hate how if a Marvel show has a black or woman lead you can’t trust any online commentary about its quality. One group mindlessly hates it because of
Black or woman lead another group mindlessly claims it’s the best ever made because of a Black or woman lead.
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Trump and his little racist memes aren’t some aberration. They are the moral and intellectual rot that is the conservative movement. They’re all like this he’s just louder about it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
36 is pushing it for a pro hockey player. You have hockey in your bio so you should know this. Look at the talk around Crosby and Ovechkin’s ages. That said now that we have the PWHL it will be interesting to see if the lower intensity allows for longer careers for the women.
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Streaming era Star Trek is just rancid trash
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Every one of you fuckers who end a statement with “?” deserves a life in hell
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM