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CoconutTank
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That one dude that never plays Advance Wars.
He/him.

http://www.twitch.tv/CoconutTank
https://sfba.social/@CoconutTank

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January 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Anyway.

Great reminder that we already know what works to make happier, healthier, and wealthier societies. We've know for decades. And by and large, we're just not fucking doing it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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*Withering glare in Brandon's direction*
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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We literally don’t need ICE for anything
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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the best friends in the world #quagsire #clodsire #pokemon #pixelart
November 20, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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tim sweeney is actually stupid.

he thinks he's taking a principled stance: "you guys just want to shut down twitter because it's politically expedient, but i, the wise man, know that you should not do things just because they are expedient"

also shutting down twitter is NOT deplatforming
Sympathies with the Epic PR team
January 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Final reminder from Scuttle to register now and save $5
FINAL WEEKEND OF OUR SPECIAL HOLIDAY PRICING 🚀👨
Get your squad ready and remind them to register

🔍 #Splatoon3 Tournament & Social Event
🗺️ #Houston, #Texas
📅 April 11th

Registration & More Info in the link below 👇
#CompSplatoon
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Booyah Bay: Cable Car Coast! Trailer
YouTube video by Booyah Bay
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Reminder for TORONTOROKA ❗

Registration to COMPETE is January 26th, and make sure your teams are LOCKED in by the 29th. Don't forget, we cap out at 8 teams!

Commentary applications will also close within a week, apply by January 18th! Link in reply.
Torontoroka 2026
The best place for Torontoroka 2026 brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
start.gg
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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if you think about it, fishing is the oldest Gacha
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Glad news sites are picking up on what he said and hope they continue to do so cos he says a lot they should be pushed back on.
As Grok continues generating sexualised images, Epic Games boss says senators calling for a ban are trying to "censor all of their political opponents"

www.eurogamer.net/as-grok-cont...
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I feel seen
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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Trump calls everybody garbage and vermin. Fuck this guy.
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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I can't say this loudly enough: THEY ARE TRYING TO NORMALIZE THE KILLING OF CIVILIANS FOR PARTICIPATING IN FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTED PROTEST ACTIVITIES.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Grand finals of SplashGo! #12 is here! Melon, Naegora, Lobster, and Reimaru versus Ribia, Rubytan, Yotchanika, and Razu covered by @ninewholegrains.bsky.social and @shinyhunterzach.bsky.social in English right here on IPL! #compsplatoon

🟣 twitch.tv/iplsplatoon
🔴 youtube.com/live/sQqffvI...
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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As a former advocate for survivors of domestic violence, I cannot describe how much it pains me to hear the Vice President say we owe a debt of gratitude to man who shot a woman in the face and then called her a fucking bitch.
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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It is impossible to overstate the degree to which the entire national political media's coverage of the 2024 presidential campaign, especially once Harris won the nomination, was deeply, fundamentally, shamefully unserious about the stakes & the candidates.
I can still recall all the tut-tutting from the media when Harris made this argument.
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:

"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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It was maddening. Trump would be like "All their mothers are whores," and Harris would be like, "This is not a nice man," and the journalists who yearn for thoughtless neutrality were all, "Incendiary rhetoric on both sides of the campaign trail tonight." It's why I had to bounce from news in 2017.
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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And the interviews in which Harris would point out Project 2025 was Trump’s plan and the reporter would aggressively insist that Trump said it wasn’t. Tons of examples
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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I can still recall all the tut-tutting from the media when Harris made this argument.
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:

"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Chances of a retraction when the inevitable happens?
August 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:

"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
August 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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We visited Renee Good's memorial.

There, we met a group of Somali Minnesotans — who too have been viciously attacked for weeks — warmly hosting everyone.

Flowers & stuffed animals galore.
Neighbors continually offering sambusas & hand-warmers & water.
Grief. And belief.

Scenes from Minneapolis:
WATCH: Prem Attends Memorial at Scene of Murder in Minneapolis
See what Prem saw at the memorial for the 37-year-old mother killed by ICE in Minneapolis, plus interview with Omar Fateh and residents.
zeteo.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM