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CoconutTank
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That one dude that never plays Advance Wars.
He/him.

http://www.twitch.tv/CoconutTank
https://sfba.social/@CoconutTank

Switch FC: SW-5275-9043-2043
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Had a great time at KublaCon Fall this year :) managed to get a new game playtested there too, got lots of good feedback!
18 cards have been laid out in three rows, representing two player tableaus and one neutral territory. What could be under these cards? A handful of cards with various parameters and abilities. Some rough descriptions of the cards: White Elephant: Can be swapped with a card that leaves your tableau Mercenaries: Can temporarily lower up for big power. Alchemist: Grants Gold when used in payments. Garden: A funny card that can allow both players to win. Hideaway: A Gold granting card with optional penalties. Village: A simple card that can grant a tool and also gets a card from neutral territory. A picture of the end game of a playtest. One of the players manages to win on points. Another playtest result. One player has managed to amass points and power!
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Been having lots of fun playtesting prototype board games at KublaCon Fall! Come on by for free snacks, raffle prizes and cool games!
KublaCon Protospiel banner Doorway to Protospiel room
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The words "GIANT METAL DEDEDE" are printed in a stylistic orange font on a blue background.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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For anyone with free time in the Bay area, come on over to the Guild House and check out Game Market West :)
A large sandwich board with an additional sign taped to it. The relevant visible text overall is: GH GUILDHOUSE FREE EVENT TODAY! Browse, Buy, and Play Locally Made Board Games GAME MARKET WEST Fall 2025 Meet indie tabletop game designers and support them by purchasing their newest games Sep 21 10 AM - 3 PM FOLLOW ALONG FOR UPDATES QR code in screenshot GUILDHOUSE 35+ game designers Play Zone Special Guests
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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indeed
A screenshot of what very young people think it means to turn 40. Don't remember the sources for these quotes. Quoted from Rita Monaghan (9 years old): I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk. Quoted from Jennifer Turner (8 years old): I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die.
August 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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imagine
A fabricated depiction of a theoretical 10* weapon badge for the rainmaker. A shiny gold fish (in the form of a Shachihoko) is overlaid on a splat with a violet to blue gradient.
July 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Funniest sign at #Momocon this year
A sign at MomoCon 2025. It reads: THIS IS NOT THE ROBOTICS CONVENTION.
May 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The new hit game being played by my steam friends right now
A screenshot of "MONSTER HUNTER WILDS Benchmark" in the stylized font being used for Monster Hunter Wilds. The background and emblem for the game have been partially cropped, so the screenshot frames the words for focus.
February 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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lol
#splatoon3
#rapidblasterdeco
December 30, 2024 at 6:40 AM
coconuttank.bsky.social
Finished a 4 hour session of Andromeda's Edge.
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/35...

First time playing an official retail copy, and as Zodian Warmongers.

I nearly won! Tied with the winner at 133 vp, but lost on the tie breaker (number of unbroken modules). It was a fun time for sure \o/
The final board state of the Andromeda's Edge that I spent 4 hours on :) lots of things going on here, so unfortunately I'm not sure I can properly detail it all. The main detail I want to note is the winner and I tying at 133 points in this picture. Sadly I lost on the tie breaker, which is the number of unbroken modules. The final state of my player supply. I managed to upgrade 3 of my ships: I got Armored Transports, Deathclaw (faction unique ship), and Lunar Explorer. I did not build my Heavy Cruiser and 1 last Transport. A closer look at Armored Transports, Deathclaw and Lunar Explorer. Fun fact, Deathclaw rolled at least 2 6s in nearly every fight it was in. I ended the session with 8 modules. I definitely should've built more modules, but I was focusing a lot in combat too. I also messed up my first turn when I thought I could build a development somewhere when I actually never could lol. My civilization modules were very helpful for my industrious warfare faction though.
November 10, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Over at KublaCon Fall! Having a great time in the Protospiel section, which is close by registration. Folks can win prizes for just showing up and playtesting some cool games :)
A Protospiel banner at KublaCon. It's vertically oriented, with a lavender, white and purple stripes.
November 10, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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I see. It took me awhile to notice the 🎉 at the top of the bsky page lol. Not quite within first million!
My bloo sky number is #1,091,276. Apparently I joined on September 19th, 2023.
September 17, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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Sure #NintendoSwitch2023
Apparently I played just 5 games on the Switch this year over 575 hours. Splatoon 3 Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp Pikmin 4 Pikmin 3 Deluxe Grim Grimoire Once More My gaming trends pie chart puts me at 43% Action, 41% Shooting, 14% Strategy and 2% Adventure. The most played games are Splatoon 3, Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp, and Pikmin 4. My personal choice for favorite game of 2023 is Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp. My month with the most game time is April at 95 hours.
December 13, 2023 at 7:10 PM