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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
Rant of the day: Charging for parking at a cancer center, or any hospital, at any amount, is fucking bullshit. America is a scam.
December 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Rant of the day: Charging for parking at a cancer center, or any hospital, at any amount, is fucking bullshit. America is a scam.
Norris deserved a penalty for literally leaving the track and gaining an advantage.
Piastri or Verstappen should have been champion.
Already not looking forward to how insufferable Norris will be next year with “1” on his car.
Sigh.
Piastri or Verstappen should have been champion.
Already not looking forward to how insufferable Norris will be next year with “1” on his car.
Sigh.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Norris deserved a penalty for literally leaving the track and gaining an advantage.
Piastri or Verstappen should have been champion.
Already not looking forward to how insufferable Norris will be next year with “1” on his car.
Sigh.
Piastri or Verstappen should have been champion.
Already not looking forward to how insufferable Norris will be next year with “1” on his car.
Sigh.
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I love when people accuse Charles fans of only liking him because he's hot. Yea sure I love dealing with this lunatic every weekend just cause he has beautiful green eyes
Charles: I really went all in. It was either I finish the laps or crash into the wall, but I finished the laps and I'm pretty happy with them.
😭
😭
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I love when people accuse Charles fans of only liking him because he's hot. Yea sure I love dealing with this lunatic every weekend just cause he has beautiful green eyes
I have never wanted Verstappen to win a race so badly, and for Norris to finish anywhere but on the podium.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I have never wanted Verstappen to win a race so badly, and for Norris to finish anywhere but on the podium.
All Ferrari strategists + Hamilton’s engineer are hereby excommunicated to the moon. You’ve lost Earth privileges.
Following that, fan field trip to Maranello where we break pasta right in front of the whole team. An entire suitcase worth of it.
#f1rants
Following that, fan field trip to Maranello where we break pasta right in front of the whole team. An entire suitcase worth of it.
#f1rants
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
All Ferrari strategists + Hamilton’s engineer are hereby excommunicated to the moon. You’ve lost Earth privileges.
Following that, fan field trip to Maranello where we break pasta right in front of the whole team. An entire suitcase worth of it.
#f1rants
Following that, fan field trip to Maranello where we break pasta right in front of the whole team. An entire suitcase worth of it.
#f1rants
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It’s more than just bad priorities. It’s about lack of basic decency.
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It’s more than just bad priorities. It’s about lack of basic decency.
Mexico City loves Hamilton so much 😭 god it’s so good to see him happy again
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mexico City loves Hamilton so much 😭 god it’s so good to see him happy again
As a Mariners fan I’m having a minor panic attack right now
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
As a Mariners fan I’m having a minor panic attack right now
Why is Abbott on the F1 podium? Ew. The governor doesn’t have shit to do with the race. Suppose it makes sense for him to be up there with MBS. Shitbirds of a feather do flock together.
October 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why is Abbott on the F1 podium? Ew. The governor doesn’t have shit to do with the race. Suppose it makes sense for him to be up there with MBS. Shitbirds of a feather do flock together.
Grand Prix today was great, but the coverage both on F1 and F1TV was absolute trash. BRILLIANT drives from Leclerc and Verstappen, both largely ignored in favor of Norris’ mediocre drive. Fks sake.
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Grand Prix today was great, but the coverage both on F1 and F1TV was absolute trash. BRILLIANT drives from Leclerc and Verstappen, both largely ignored in favor of Norris’ mediocre drive. Fks sake.
Good for Verstappen. All I want at this point is for Norris to lose. 🫶🏻 At least Leclerc is back on the podium - it’s been too long.
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Good for Verstappen. All I want at this point is for Norris to lose. 🫶🏻 At least Leclerc is back on the podium - it’s been too long.
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Adelita Grijalva won her election to Congress over two weeks ago, but Mike Johnson still hasn't sworn her in.
Why the delay?
Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
Why the delay?
Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
October 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Adelita Grijalva won her election to Congress over two weeks ago, but Mike Johnson still hasn't sworn her in.
Why the delay?
Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
Why the delay?
Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
I don’t *love* the new Swift album overall, but there’s plenty of older stuff I do enjoy so I won’t hop on the superhater wagon.
October 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don’t *love* the new Swift album overall, but there’s plenty of older stuff I do enjoy so I won’t hop on the superhater wagon.
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Oh look, vaccines work.
A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination
Annual COVID Vaccines Save Lives, New Study Shows
A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination
www.scientificamerican.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh look, vaccines work.
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That's unbelievable. This is the world we live in.
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
That's unbelievable. This is the world we live in.
NOT SORRY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, HOPE YOU LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT! 💅
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
NOT SORRY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR, HOPE YOU LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT! 💅
REALLY loving The Fate of Ophelia
October 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
REALLY loving The Fate of Ophelia
Um I love #thelifeofashowgirl! Really loving the album so far. Eldest Daughter wrecked me.
October 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Um I love #thelifeofashowgirl! Really loving the album so far. Eldest Daughter wrecked me.
The director of the FBI is reciting the alphabet to avoid answering questions about the Epstein files in front of Congress.
This admin is gonna put The Onion out of business, ffs.
www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-p...
This admin is gonna put The Onion out of business, ffs.
www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-p...
Kash Patel Recites ABCs To Avoid Answering Epstein Files Question
The FBI director took great pains to avoid answering a direct question about Donald Trump's connection to the Jeffrey Epstein files on Wednesday.
www.huffpost.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The director of the FBI is reciting the alphabet to avoid answering questions about the Epstein files in front of Congress.
This admin is gonna put The Onion out of business, ffs.
www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-p...
This admin is gonna put The Onion out of business, ffs.
www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-p...
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Pritzker gets it.
Pritzker: This is not about fighting crime. This is about the President and his complicit lackey, Stephen Miller, searching for ways to lay the groundwork to circumvent our democracy, militarize our cities, and end elections.
August 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Pritzker gets it.
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Must be nice to have no oligarchs on your supreme court.
August 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Must be nice to have no oligarchs on your supreme court.