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Guardiola must be sacked
I have a Wicked lore question that somehow only occurred to me like 2 days ago despite the 10+ years of me being a fan of this show... does Fiyero become immortal? I feel like "Let him never die" makes the answer yes but also isn't he... Idk... flammable?
February 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I have a Wicked lore question that somehow only occurred to me like 2 days ago despite the 10+ years of me being a fan of this show... does Fiyero become immortal? I feel like "Let him never die" makes the answer yes but also isn't he... Idk... flammable?
Next time Ferrari cooks up an illegal engine Lewis is gonna suggest Kim as the lawyer and Ferrari is gonna become the first team in F1 history to get relegated to F3
February 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Next time Ferrari cooks up an illegal engine Lewis is gonna suggest Kim as the lawyer and Ferrari is gonna become the first team in F1 history to get relegated to F3
Bez married his bike and somehow that's not the weirdest motorsports related relationship I heard about today
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Bez married his bike and somehow that's not the weirdest motorsports related relationship I heard about today
Went to bed pretty happy with the GRAMMYs. Woke up to CHOICES. But glad to see there were good acceptance speeches. That's more important than who ultimately takes home the trophies
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Went to bed pretty happy with the GRAMMYs. Woke up to CHOICES. But glad to see there were good acceptance speeches. That's more important than who ultimately takes home the trophies
Whoever styled her tonight contact me because I feel the need to give you my firstborn child
Sabrina Carpenter jokes about it being quiet on the #GRAMMYs red carpet:
“It is very quiet, right?“
“She [Chappell Roan] whipped them into shape.”
“It is very quiet, right?“
“She [Chappell Roan] whipped them into shape.”
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Whoever styled her tonight contact me because I feel the need to give you my firstborn child
My close personal friends Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo won a Grammy together 😭
‘Defying Gravity’ by Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo wins the #GRAMMY award for Best Pop Duo/Group Performance.
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
My close personal friends Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo won a Grammy together 😭
Parabéns a todos os idiotas que andaram a tratar o Mourinho como um deus por ter mandado o Trubin para a área no jogo contra o Real (decisão mais óbvia para um treinador tomar btw) e porque "os miúdos da formação gostam muito dele". É isto que vocês andam a aplaudir: um Lage mais famoso
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Parabéns a todos os idiotas que andaram a tratar o Mourinho como um deus por ter mandado o Trubin para a área no jogo contra o Real (decisão mais óbvia para um treinador tomar btw) e porque "os miúdos da formação gostam muito dele". É isto que vocês andam a aplaudir: um Lage mais famoso
I once got 50 Lando fans in my replies writing death threats directed at me because I called him disrespectful and another 50 cheering those threatening me on. Anyone who is shocked by what his gf is dealing with has never interacted with his fanbase. He should have done something a long time ago
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I once got 50 Lando fans in my replies writing death threats directed at me because I called him disrespectful and another 50 cheering those threatening me on. Anyone who is shocked by what his gf is dealing with has never interacted with his fanbase. He should have done something a long time ago
City should not be 6 points behind. The 2nd Newcastle goal, the 1st Tottenham goal, Dalot not getting sent off... there have been at least 3 serious ref mistakes that have affected City but our coach is too busy bragging about how much money he wins and no one else seems to care. Disheartening
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
City should not be 6 points behind. The 2nd Newcastle goal, the 1st Tottenham goal, Dalot not getting sent off... there have been at least 3 serious ref mistakes that have affected City but our coach is too busy bragging about how much money he wins and no one else seems to care. Disheartening
Charles Leclerc is stronger than me because if I heard Lewis Hamilton pronounce my name the way it is pronounced in my language everyone else would have to leave that room
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Charles Leclerc is stronger than me because if I heard Lewis Hamilton pronounce my name the way it is pronounced in my language everyone else would have to leave that room
I'm not saying this because as a Pecco fan I want Ducati to renew his contract, I've made it clear I'd like for him to leave, but I really do think Ducati's strategy for the next couple years is based on a belief that Marc has some sort of loyalty to them he quite simply doesn't have. 1/10
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'm not saying this because as a Pecco fan I want Ducati to renew his contract, I've made it clear I'd like for him to leave, but I really do think Ducati's strategy for the next couple years is based on a belief that Marc has some sort of loyalty to them he quite simply doesn't have. 1/10
Ah yes because how could Ferrari dare to miss the opportunity to have Lewis' new engineer practice in riveting racing days where we've had a grand total of 2 CARS on track
January 29, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Ah yes because how could Ferrari dare to miss the opportunity to have Lewis' new engineer practice in riveting racing days where we've had a grand total of 2 CARS on track
Esta semana tinha tido uma conversa sobre quem foi o melhor reforço do Benfica nos últimos anos. Eu disse o Trubin, lá sabia eu o que ia ver. Mas é uma resposta que devia ser muito mais comum. Há anos que não tínhamos um guarda-redes com a qualidade dele e temos uma sorte de ele ainda não ter saído
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Esta semana tinha tido uma conversa sobre quem foi o melhor reforço do Benfica nos últimos anos. Eu disse o Trubin, lá sabia eu o que ia ver. Mas é uma resposta que devia ser muito mais comum. Há anos que não tínhamos um guarda-redes com a qualidade dele e temos uma sorte de ele ainda não ter saído
If Jorge Martín is leaving Aprilia in 2027... FRANCESCO BAGNAIA IT'S TIME TO PUT THAT GORGEOUS BLACK RACE SUIT ON BABY
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If Jorge Martín is leaving Aprilia in 2027... FRANCESCO BAGNAIA IT'S TIME TO PUT THAT GORGEOUS BLACK RACE SUIT ON BABY
Seeing people who aren't even from Portugal celebrating Benfica's goal... Real Madrid hatred really unites everyone
January 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Seeing people who aren't even from Portugal celebrating Benfica's goal... Real Madrid hatred really unites everyone
Eu prefiro levar com o Real outra vez. O Inter não. Eu tenho um esgotamento nervoso se voltar a ver o Benfica a ser roubado contra aqueles gajos
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Eu prefiro levar com o Real outra vez. O Inter não. Eu tenho um esgotamento nervoso se voltar a ver o Benfica a ser roubado contra aqueles gajos
Isto é tudo muito giro mas o Mourinho não saber que 3-2 não era suficiente não é aceitável
Euforia no máximo mas o Mourinho foi miserável mais uma vez. O Trubin salvou-o de ser culpado por não passarmos porque o Mourinho decidiu que não queria fazer tudo para não marcar um golo que era tudo o que nós precisámos durante 20 minutos. Anyway um vão po crlho a todos que dizem mal do Trubin
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Isto é tudo muito giro mas o Mourinho não saber que 3-2 não era suficiente não é aceitável
Eu não acredito que passámos lmao este formato é tão estúpido adoro
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Eu não acredito que passámos lmao este formato é tão estúpido adoro
Acho que hoje podemos estar unidos porque derrotámos o mal
January 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Acho que hoje podemos estar unidos porque derrotámos o mal
Euforia no máximo mas o Mourinho foi miserável mais uma vez. O Trubin salvou-o de ser culpado por não passarmos porque o Mourinho decidiu que não queria fazer tudo para não marcar um golo que era tudo o que nós precisámos durante 20 minutos. Anyway um vão po crlho a todos que dizem mal do Trubin
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Euforia no máximo mas o Mourinho foi miserável mais uma vez. O Trubin salvou-o de ser culpado por não passarmos porque o Mourinho decidiu que não queria fazer tudo para não marcar um golo que era tudo o que nós precisámos durante 20 minutos. Anyway um vão po crlho a todos que dizem mal do Trubin
Oh no you weren't let into the private Barcelona shakedown? My god what will we ever do without 30 different articles this week about how Ferrari is cooked because the engine sounded funny for 2 seconds during turn 4 of lap 39?
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Oh no you weren't let into the private Barcelona shakedown? My god what will we ever do without 30 different articles this week about how Ferrari is cooked because the engine sounded funny for 2 seconds during turn 4 of lap 39?
Com que então dá bom resultado apostar na formação? Que informação dramática
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Com que então dá bom resultado apostar na formação? Que informação dramática
City is gonna get handed this championship on a silver platter and we're still gonna bottle it because Guardiola doesn't know how to manage the best team in the Premier League
January 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
City is gonna get handed this championship on a silver platter and we're still gonna bottle it because Guardiola doesn't know how to manage the best team in the Premier League
I'm gen Z but sometimes I realize I'm not caught up with gen Z terms like when did "Charles Leclerc crashes all the time" become a replacement for "I have a tiny little pea brain and understand nothing about F1"?
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I'm gen Z but sometimes I realize I'm not caught up with gen Z terms like when did "Charles Leclerc crashes all the time" become a replacement for "I have a tiny little pea brain and understand nothing about F1"?
The way a certain fanbase has been behaving ever since their fave won the reality TV show they were on has really made me upset about that win which I wasn't initially like at all
January 25, 2026 at 1:23 PM
The way a certain fanbase has been behaving ever since their fave won the reality TV show they were on has really made me upset about that win which I wasn't initially like at all