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Clootus
@clootus.bsky.social
88 followers 150 following 75 posts
17 y.o.
Youtuber, Editor, and Aspiring VA
Currently working on: Buckshot Roulette video
absolutely awesome sauce
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newblood.games
DUSK & FAITH are both on sale RIGHT NOW on the Nintendo eShop. And we're giving away a Switch 2 to go with them :)

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING... WITH BLOOD.

youtu.be/zrxji3PJyw8?...
DUSK & FAITH are on Nintendo Switch and Switch 2
YouTube video by New Blood Interactive
youtu.be
June 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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newblood.games
When you get hold of FAITH: The Unholy Trinity for Nintendo Switch...

When you send the demons back to hell, with your HOLY crucifix...

When you experience UNSPEAKABLE supernatural horror...

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FAITH!
Now You're Playing with FAITH
YouTube video by New Blood Interactive
www.youtube.com
March 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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newblood.games
CONFIRMED on Switch 2:

- 60 FPS
- Improved loading times
- HD Rumble
- Full gyro support

There's only one... DUSK.

newblood.games/dusk

youtu.be/mYTehPllWNk?...
DUSK for Nintendo Switch™ Launch Trailer
YouTube video by New Blood Interactive
youtu.be
June 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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newblood.games
That's right, we're giving away a Nintendo Switch 2 plus limited edition physical copies of both DUSK and FAITH for you to play on it 😮

RT + Follow + Enter to win NOW: gleam.io/2ntkS/the-ne...

If nobody else got you, you know New Blood got you 🩸
WIN A SWITCH 2 + NEW BLOOD GAMES
To celebrate the launch of the Nintendo Switch 2, we're giving away a Nintendo Switch 2 + New Blood games for it! If nobody else got you, you know New Blood got you.
gleam.io
June 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
clootus.bsky.social
I've always wanted to meet jack black. best birthday gift ever. I didn't meet jack black but my partner changed their pfp to them so still a win imo
February 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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theonion.com
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
clootus.bsky.social
chat, I won
February 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
clootus.bsky.social
I genuinely haven't been proud to be an American since like 2015 and I will continue to not be proud
January 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
clootus.bsky.social
Taking computer to repair shop. Holding onto it like it's my wife going into labor and we're driving to a hospital an hour away
January 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
clootus.bsky.social
Just learned elon is trying to buy wikipedia so I'm doing my part to make sure that won't happen :)
December 28, 2024 at 1:20 AM
clootus.bsky.social
Does anyone have the video of this but it's stylized like a danganronpa body discovery pls and thanks 🙏
December 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
clootus.bsky.social
Guys how good is this pokemon card I gotta know 😋😋😋
December 17, 2024 at 5:38 AM
clootus.bsky.social
The beef flavor is so much better than the chicken omgggg 🤤🤤🤤
December 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM
clootus.bsky.social
It never stops being good
December 10, 2024 at 6:52 PM
clootus.bsky.social
shoutout Luigi Mangione. We we're hanging out all day on december 4th thousands of miles away from new york having the times of our lives. Good guy, great aim too
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 AM
clootus.bsky.social
I just facecarded myself so hard in the bus door window reflection wtf why can't I look that good on camera 😭
December 3, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Two movie executives look at a computer and says "This shitty failure from the internet has gone suepr viral!" The other one says "Clearly this whole shitty failure I.P. has legs!" The first one rails a line while saying "god, I love Ketamine." A man sees a Variety cover stating "shitty failure optioned for$866 Million!" Two walk out of the Shitty Failure movie starring Barry Keoghan. One says "wow the shitty failure movie was so boring..."
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
clootus.bsky.social
no mac and cheese at thanksgiving. killing myself
November 30, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
"Bluesky banned me for my free speech"
Terms of service : you will not say kys Say kys Get banned for saying kys
November 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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Never kill yourself
November 19, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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a tale of being humbled in just one photo
November 10, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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cellspex.bsky.social
Normalize this reaction
#art #artists
November 8, 2024 at 1:17 PM
clootus.bsky.social
oh god what does this mother fucker want
November 8, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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krinios.com
I’m boutta be so much more publicly liberal these next four years I’m not making my community a safe space for incel losers
November 7, 2024 at 7:40 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "I have amnesia..." He looks in his front pocket and says "what's this? there's a letter in my pocket." He opens is and says "this could be a clue as to who I am." He opens the letter and it just says "You Have Amnesia." The man looks pissed.
November 7, 2024 at 2:46 PM