Cleo
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The Pope Effect.
🚨News from Jeff Passan: Third baseman Munetaka Murakami and the Chicago White Sox are in agreement on a two-year, $34 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Murakami, 25, is the single-season home run champion in Japan and will bring his prodigious power to a rebuilding White Sox team.
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The Pope Effect.
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
Until last night, it genuinely did not occur to me that Jake Paul's boxing career wasn't like that all of the time?
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Until last night, it genuinely did not occur to me that Jake Paul's boxing career wasn't like that all of the time?
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today is the last day to make MLB trades in order to get the players by Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
today is the last day to make MLB trades in order to get the players by Christmas
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
I somehow just now realized that his name isn't "Boing-yo"
December 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I somehow just now realized that his name isn't "Boing-yo"
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
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At… PROPUBLICA????? God we’re so fucked
1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
At… PROPUBLICA????? God we’re so fucked
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Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
I just found out that all my upcoming medical appointments keep cancelling themselves because someone marked me as deceased when I was discharged from the hospital on Saturday.
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I just found out that all my upcoming medical appointments keep cancelling themselves because someone marked me as deceased when I was discharged from the hospital on Saturday.
Hello I just wanted to update everyone that my surgery went really well and I'm still extremely sore and tired and swollen but we're feeling so good to have it done and know my breast cancer risk went from like 95% to probably less than 5%!!!
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hello I just wanted to update everyone that my surgery went really well and I'm still extremely sore and tired and swollen but we're feeling so good to have it done and know my breast cancer risk went from like 95% to probably less than 5%!!!
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They should get his brother too. It is The Rogers Centre.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They should get his brother too. It is The Rogers Centre.
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Also please send me cat pictures and any and all baseball news
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Also please send me cat pictures and any and all baseball news
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I have a giant (prophylactic) surgery on Tuesday morning and it involves several days in the hospital and several weeks over home recovery so I guess this is when I would like to request people send me recommendations for tv shows, movies, and books.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I have a giant (prophylactic) surgery on Tuesday morning and it involves several days in the hospital and several weeks over home recovery so I guess this is when I would like to request people send me recommendations for tv shows, movies, and books.
I have a giant (prophylactic) surgery on Tuesday morning and it involves several days in the hospital and several weeks over home recovery so I guess this is when I would like to request people send me recommendations for tv shows, movies, and books.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I have a giant (prophylactic) surgery on Tuesday morning and it involves several days in the hospital and several weeks over home recovery so I guess this is when I would like to request people send me recommendations for tv shows, movies, and books.
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What if we set up a new baseball hall of fame
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What if we set up a new baseball hall of fame
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there should be a lil baseball hall of fame suggestion box where people can put their feelings
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
there should be a lil baseball hall of fame suggestion box where people can put their feelings
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
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A mere one attempt from being locked out of his Uber Eats account, Ben Cherington flagged down his top assistant. "Get me the password!" he said. "Now! It's important!"
And that's how Jhostynxon Garcia became a Pirate
And that's how Jhostynxon Garcia became a Pirate
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A mere one attempt from being locked out of his Uber Eats account, Ben Cherington flagged down his top assistant. "Get me the password!" he said. "Now! It's important!"
And that's how Jhostynxon Garcia became a Pirate
And that's how Jhostynxon Garcia became a Pirate
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oh sure it's a federal crime when Chris Correa does it but the Pirates take the Red Sox password and everyone is cool with it
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
oh sure it's a federal crime when Chris Correa does it but the Pirates take the Red Sox password and everyone is cool with it
Red Sox really setting a bad example about Password sharing tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Red Sox really setting a bad example about Password sharing tonight.
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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guys I miss baseball
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
guys I miss baseball
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