classicallymikey
@classicallymikey.bsky.social
chicago/ill (they/them)
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
flagging orange left at morrissey tonight
September 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
flagging orange left at morrissey tonight
LOVE
TO ZYN
YOUR
LIP PACKED
YOU
ARE NOW
ONE
ONE OF SNUS
TO ZYN
YOUR
LIP PACKED
YOU
ARE NOW
ONE
ONE OF SNUS
February 7, 2024 at 2:34 AM
LOVE
TO ZYN
YOUR
LIP PACKED
YOU
ARE NOW
ONE
ONE OF SNUS
TO ZYN
YOUR
LIP PACKED
YOU
ARE NOW
ONE
ONE OF SNUS
the soft glow of an al's beef on the horizon never ceases to bring me back to reality
October 27, 2023 at 1:11 AM
the soft glow of an al's beef on the horizon never ceases to bring me back to reality
in tears over the new frasier logo
October 13, 2023 at 2:19 AM
in tears over the new frasier logo
who wants to share baby photos (what the fuck happened)
September 24, 2023 at 8:52 PM
who wants to share baby photos (what the fuck happened)
love slamming a lemon Prime call that a KSI-V
September 20, 2023 at 1:19 AM
love slamming a lemon Prime call that a KSI-V
on all levels except physical i am a cicada
September 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM
on all levels except physical i am a cicada
trying so hard not to fcf knowing my mutuals are about
August 25, 2023 at 12:07 PM
trying so hard not to fcf knowing my mutuals are about
spotify has a "hyperpop classics" section now.. starting to think ag was right to end pc music
August 17, 2023 at 1:34 PM
spotify has a "hyperpop classics" section now.. starting to think ag was right to end pc music
online handle concept for a Liverpool-supporting mlp enthusiast: JurgenClop
August 11, 2023 at 6:43 PM
online handle concept for a Liverpool-supporting mlp enthusiast: JurgenClop
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Ok, this is epic
July 24, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Ok, this is epic
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I'd like to milk the two people please
July 21, 2023 at 4:43 PM
I'd like to milk the two people please
Beautiful princess to smelly peasant pipeline
July 16, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Beautiful princess to smelly peasant pipeline
Obsessed that this place has a 24/7 love after lockup channel
July 15, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Obsessed that this place has a 24/7 love after lockup channel
eating gibsons steaks at the sybaris.. living my best chicago life dont like it then leave
July 15, 2023 at 1:43 AM
eating gibsons steaks at the sybaris.. living my best chicago life dont like it then leave
poly ppl think liking rimbaud is a personality trait cmv
July 10, 2023 at 9:13 PM
poly ppl think liking rimbaud is a personality trait cmv
the villian from lazytown was def a tickle top
July 9, 2023 at 6:51 AM
the villian from lazytown was def a tickle top
just another day at the office for me!
According to sources, a 48-year-old father was seen standing in front of the fridge holding the two half-gallon containers high in the air, his head tilted back as the confluence of 2% reduced-fat milk cascaded into his open mouth.
Power Outage Forces Father To Chug All Milk In Fridge While Rest Of Family Watches
CLEVELAND—A loss of electrical power following a severe storm in the metropolitan area reportedly forced local father Allen Hardy to chug all the milk in the fridge Friday while the rest of the fami...
www.theonion.com
July 8, 2023 at 4:48 PM
just another day at the office for me!
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happy Shinzo Abe Got Blasted By The Doohickey 9000 Anniversary to all who celebrate
July 8, 2023 at 12:40 PM
happy Shinzo Abe Got Blasted By The Doohickey 9000 Anniversary to all who celebrate
the worst part is it was a young child. the mom was like "Dahmer, did you finish going potty yet?" "No!"
July 3, 2023 at 5:37 AM
the worst part is it was a young child. the mom was like "Dahmer, did you finish going potty yet?" "No!"