Civet Duty
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I sift through what’s excreted and separate the stimulating from the crap.
Also: it’s a metaphor. Relax.
Also: it’s a metaphor. Relax.
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Civet Duty
@civetduty.bsky.social
· Jan 18
Get used to saying, “Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of your vote coming back to bite you in the ass” a lot over the next four years.
But be polite about it: be sure to add a “Bless your heart” at the end.
But be polite about it: be sure to add a “Bless your heart” at the end.
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Hey there Pam Bondi if you have nothing to hide why were you tracking what congressmen were searching on the Epstein files?
Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?
Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hey there Pam Bondi if you have nothing to hide why were you tracking what congressmen were searching on the Epstein files?
Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?
Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?
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He’s now at 1.5 million mentions in the Epstein files. I don’t even have to say who it is, you already know.
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
He’s now at 1.5 million mentions in the Epstein files. I don’t even have to say who it is, you already know.
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Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.
AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.
Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.
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tRUMPSTEIN IS DESTROYING OUR CONSTITUTION!!
1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition
2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms
4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition
2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms
4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
tRUMPSTEIN IS DESTROYING OUR CONSTITUTION!!
1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition
2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms
4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
1st Amendment: GONE
Right to Assemble
Freedom of Religion
Freedom of Speech
Freedom of the Press
Right to Petition
2nd Amendment: GONE
Right to Keep & Bear Arms
4th Amendment: GONE
Unreasonable Searches &
Seizures
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You know what doesn’t cause wars? Women and renewable energy.
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
You know what doesn’t cause wars? Women and renewable energy.
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We are typically very humble. But.. we did warn Americans that stuff like this happens when your History Channel replaces the Germany 1933-1939 Documentaries with Ice Road Truckers
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
We are typically very humble. But.. we did warn Americans that stuff like this happens when your History Channel replaces the Germany 1933-1939 Documentaries with Ice Road Truckers
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This is absolutely what happened.
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 PM
This is absolutely what happened.
I’m afraid I’m going to need more than 24 hours to air my grievances.
OMG Is today festivus? It is !!!
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I’m afraid I’m going to need more than 24 hours to air my grievances.
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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
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House Republicans have spent all year gutting healthcare.
And making your life more expensive.
You deserve better.
And making your life more expensive.
You deserve better.
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
House Republicans have spent all year gutting healthcare.
And making your life more expensive.
You deserve better.
And making your life more expensive.
You deserve better.
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This used to be Tulsi Gabbard.
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This used to be Tulsi Gabbard.
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Urgent update.
Our bipartisan petition to force a vote on a straightforward extension of the Affordable Care Act tax credits now has 218 signatures.
Mike Johnson should bring the bill to the floor immediately.
Our bipartisan petition to force a vote on a straightforward extension of the Affordable Care Act tax credits now has 218 signatures.
Mike Johnson should bring the bill to the floor immediately.
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Urgent update.
Our bipartisan petition to force a vote on a straightforward extension of the Affordable Care Act tax credits now has 218 signatures.
Mike Johnson should bring the bill to the floor immediately.
Our bipartisan petition to force a vote on a straightforward extension of the Affordable Care Act tax credits now has 218 signatures.
Mike Johnson should bring the bill to the floor immediately.
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The so-called U.S. Attorney for New Jersey Alina Habba is serving in that position unlawfully.
She is an unqualified political hack and a complete disgrace.
It’s time for her to go.
She is an unqualified political hack and a complete disgrace.
It’s time for her to go.
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The so-called U.S. Attorney for New Jersey Alina Habba is serving in that position unlawfully.
She is an unqualified political hack and a complete disgrace.
It’s time for her to go.
She is an unqualified political hack and a complete disgrace.
It’s time for her to go.
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Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Derek Waters has Devil Horns in this episode of Drunk History?
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Derek Waters has Devil Horns in this episode of Drunk History?
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For the all uneducated fools questioning KBJ
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
For the all uneducated fools questioning KBJ
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A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 94th day out of the last 106.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 94th day out of the last 106.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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This tweet aged like expired milk. lol
October 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This tweet aged like expired milk. lol
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you