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Callie Greatest-Artist
@chuuurls.bsky.social
AKA Callie G or Chuuurls
💥http://www.patreon.com/chuuurls
💥terms to mute or search: #chuuurlsewing , #lunapost , #ootd , #chuuurlsart, #miladystory
💥I have the word “The” muted
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CHURLTOBER has already started at www.twitch.tv/chuuurls

🎃 Going live every day of October at least once a day
🎃 Whatever I feel like whenever I feel like it
🎃 Unusual Events Will Occur Near End Of Month
🎃 Chuuurls
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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You stupid fuck. You have any idea who you just pissed off? I’ve got Laser Marines deploying to your location now, you fuck. Your life is over.
January 30, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
If you hate reading funny dreams don't read this
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
January 28, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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EPISODE 3 of CALL NOW! will be taped LIVE in FEBRUARY
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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after a through investigation of the incident that landed Callie G and I in the hospital we have determined that the weapon by which we were incapasidated was POISIN in the form of a Popeyes Chicken Sandwedge. Unfortunatly to spite our best efforts it seems that justess cannot be served.
due to events beyond our control the hoat (mece cece) and cohoat (@chuuurls.bsky.social) of CALL NOW! are incapacitated. please stay tuned for updates on the future of CALL NOW!
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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#goblinweek 2. this will definitely be the most finished goblin drawing for this week since it's doubling as my patreon print for PHYSICAL WORLD subscribers this month.
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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why is this so ominous
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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my first print turned out so good, and these ones feel like they’ll be even cooler
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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I feel like posting more than just photos here! I’ll be posting other art I make too. Here’s some designs I made to block print on shirts ✨
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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It’s tempting to assume that Austin Powers would explore Polyamory in a new movie if he was alive today, but I think that undersells how ruthlessly Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina could run a Polycule.
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
i drew
January 26, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKu... ive just had this running on a side monitor all day its kinda cool
[V3cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (south Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:15 AM
She would be so upset if she knew about the holiday zine illustration I made of her. #miladystory
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 PM
haters sick with jealousy of my sock drawer
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Reposting this vid. I've played a bit of No More Heroes since making this but I still think of Travis every time I see this image.

#voiceacting #NoMoreHeroes
October 25, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I will prove once and for all that nominative determinism is real
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 AM
suffering from Symptoms Disease
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
let me remind you of my tradition now that we are on a new platform. my answer to every question for every one of these 1 like 1 answer images is “Fuck.”
Familiarityslop has infiltrated Bluesky and I'm here for it. ask me things, I love to feel as though I exist
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Beowulf recruiting new allies

#FFT
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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TIL you can "get gnomed" when using Linux.

A combination of installed packages can cause GNOME desktop to spontaneously appear on your computer.

There's even a whole subreddit dedicated to it.

www.reddit.com/r/gotgnomed/
January 22, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I've come to the understanding that the spike pits take many forms and that I'm always in them.
Sorry for my late response! I was getting thrown into spike pits and crying out for anyone to save me and no one did
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM