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There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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What if you made a jetpack using rifles?

What the latest What If? video in collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social!

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What if you made a jetpack using rifles?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
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February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Loot table after defeating me:

Junk:
- coffee, day-old
- bottle caps
- dryer lint
Useful:
- 50 cent piece
- almanac
- 60w incandescent bulb
- manual of arms, unread
- trading cards
Rare:
- MP3 player
- 3DS
Cosmetic:
-wood badge
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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How many of these history myths did you think were real? Catchy details and clean stories can quietly replace what evidence shows. From Vikings to Newton, Wikipedia’s list of common misconceptions debunks myths we’ve heard since childhood.  🧵⬇️ (1/8)
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Frog came running down the hill. He pulled Toad out of the snow.
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
That Mecha Sonic though
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 & KNUCKLES #SonictheHedgehog #Sonic
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"There isn't any more good acting on the screen."
January 22, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Unprintable thoughts
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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#birdbot
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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NO
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot is a more secure method for tying your shoes, and the site responsible for it has been alive for literally decades. aftermath.site/ians-shoelace-...
January 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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BUCKY O'HARE
KONAMI 1992
NES
August 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Now more than ever it is vital that we as a people get a good soup going
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My dad, having no deep knowledge or care for the franchise, gamely agreeing to see all of the recent Star Wars in theaters with me. His oohs and aahs, noises of confusion, falling asleep during exposition, and uproarious laughter when the smooch happens in Rise of Skywalker will be with me always.
I would like to hear if you have ever had one (1) transformational experience in a movie theater. Don't care if it's high art or low, somber or funny, poetic or banal - I just want to hear about that one time at the movies that changed you at the atomic level.
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"Kalkite!" 🗣️ but it's tinsel, glitter, sprinkles, and so forth.
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Planners should have to design cities from behind a Rawlsian veil of ignorance. That is to say: the planner will have to live in the city they design, but they don't know *where* in the city.
January 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I have banished the Discover feed, and you can too.
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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old sketch inspired by an game skifree
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Setting the stage for 30-somethings to really dig Rapture for some reason when they play Bioshock
Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
June 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM