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haunted corpse 👽
@chromeamber.bsky.social
• random chaotic humanoid (they/dude/whatever)
• weaver of chainmaille via @neondragonchains.bsky.social
• digital illustrator via @necroembers.bsky.social (no ai/nfts)

shop my art: lnk.bio/chromeamber
avatar by me (features the citrus agender flag)
watching the turkey day parade on an actual tv for the first time in what feels like a long time
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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print available: mcapriglione.art
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why do people groan at dad jokes rather than laugh?

because they're 'laughtose' intolerant.

*ba dum tiss*

#dadjoke
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
anyone else find the "what's going on?" sound clip flooding social media abrasive?

all i hear is that tick tick tick noise, and it's like nails on a chalkboard.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I am truly and genuinely so glad you asked!

This site is a one-stop shop for reasons why ULINE sucks ass, and a massive link list of handy alternative companies AND a short blacklist of ULINE-alikes to avoid!

refuseuline.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Something smells delicious! Our peppermint mocha DECK THE DUNGEON mugs are back in stock!
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
always so wild how some humans love advertising their idiocy
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50.

I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.

nora.jewelry
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
weather's been miserable and cats have been sick, so definitely a good day for some cozy comforts.
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Shortcut regrets.

#Art
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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THEW ALERT
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
a fun leaf i saw this week
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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If you feel like helping me out, keeping me fed, internetted & electrified, please consider buying one of my little art things. DM if interested. #art
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
yes, because 8am on saturday is the perfect time for the neighbors to start running a jackhammer

shouldn't be able to feel it too
a man with a beard is touching his forehead with his hands
Alt: a man with a beard is rubbing his temples with his hands while just about rolling his eyes
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Hello, folks! Due to a medical bill that decided to show up now, I find myself in need of a little extra income, so my commissions are open! My contact information is in my bio!
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
all vaxxed up and ready to roll
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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This is kind of wild,
Affinity is now completely free
#fuckadobe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfMYjtQUkkE
Affinity 3 is Free! But Should You Switch from Illustrator?
Learn Affinity 3 here - https://www.youtube.com/@UCbqKWUKmchbqi19D8TIJomw
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
he's ready for trick or treating

#halloween #skeleton
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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We’ve made it way too easy for people to be horrible. Tim Cook giving a fascist an award should’ve been the end of Apple. Marc Benioff calling for thugs in the street should’ve been the end of Salesforce. A government not feeding its most vulnerable people should be the end of that government.
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
if you can't source a guillotine, alternate options may be available
this week's post asks the question "how metal was the past?"

Happy (early) Samhain, the holiday in which people might have cut the nipples off of their kings and then slit their throats.

margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/how-metal-...
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
me watching movies (gotta keep the brain active so i don't fall asleep lol)

[alt text: a screenshot from the show 'garfield and friends' where garfield is sitting on a recliner with a bowl full of popcorn on his lap and both hands full of popcorn. he's watching television which is out of frame.]
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
today's weather calls for heat and santa ana winds

so right on cue, there's leaf blowers being used outside right as the winds are picking up
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The wizard sleeps deeply. A breeze stirs the branches of the trees outside the wizard's window.
October 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM