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Christophe Hille
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Anti-post-modern navel-gazing and things that please me.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am awfully happy that my kids aren't infants in this era. What an absolute shit show of lies, bullshit, and worse.
If ACIP chooses to ignore evidence, when it comes to vaccines, parents and clinicians must ignore ACIP and look to those who continue to offer data-based guidance, especially our medical societies.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Well all of this went quite well ya? Hit the showers now everyone.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What could go wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Notable analogy and outcome to consider:
This is the exact same excuse that U-852's Captain Eck gave in his war crimes trial for the Peleus Incident: that he was targeting the wreckage not the survivors (who just happened to be killed). He was found guilty and executed by firing squad.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump officials say second strike aimed to destroy drug boat instead of crew
Officials hew closely to secret memo which gives legal cover to firing on boats even if it would kill people on board
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
100%. My wife has referred to me as a bower bird in the past.
If more men learned to flirt from bird documentaries, the world would be a far more interesting place
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
In the US we just have crypto-grifters. Meanwhile, French thieves having quite the cinematic year.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Copy editors, man. Gotta have 'em. cc @forbes.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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The U.S. government is now inarguably spreading medical disinformation that is going to kill babies preferentially.

Period.

This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Olivia Nuzzi is the Elizabeth Holmes of John Edwardses.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Olivia Nuzzi content right now:
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Fun fact: the US sells more higher ed to China than soybeans
Trump's campaign to kill an industry where America runs a massive trade surplus is succeeding
New foreign student enrollment in the US fell 17% this fall www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Trump's campaign to kill an industry where America runs a massive trade surplus is succeeding
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
In fairness to Dave, it's Mamdani's fault.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Occam’s Razor: A person isn’t in 70% of these email threads unless they’re doing some very bad things.
Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Absolutely insane waste of resources and a perfect manifestation of this admin’s hostility to poor people.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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It just needs to be way easier to lose your license and your car for reckless driving, because a few months of major societal disruption 5 years ago taught people that driving in such a way that kills others or themselves is nbd
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This:
It is so shamefully dangerous to be a teenage girl in this country. It is so shamefully dangerous to be a child, period. I'm not sure there could be a vaster gulf between the right's worshipful posture towards the capital-C Child and their brutish disregard for actual, living children.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
That’s about the sum of it.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM