Chris Someone
@chrissomeone.bsky.social
I always had hopes of being a big star. But as you get older, you aim a little lower.
Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you've made a mark on the world if you just get through it.
Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you've made a mark on the world if you just get through it.
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We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.
Nothing says Christmas like dinosaurs
October 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nothing says Christmas like dinosaurs
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I think these eyelash extensions are going too far now.
October 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I think these eyelash extensions are going too far now.
One of the most wonderful things about being gay is meeting other gays and just… knowing. A look, a wry smile, a beard, a hat. And that’s how I met a Tom, a Chicagoan bear, living in London for 20 years…
September 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
One of the most wonderful things about being gay is meeting other gays and just… knowing. A look, a wry smile, a beard, a hat. And that’s how I met a Tom, a Chicagoan bear, living in London for 20 years…
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Lee Miller at Tate Britain in October. www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tat...
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Lee Miller at Tate Britain in October. www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tat...
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September 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Saturday Morning Park Run
August 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Saturday Morning Park Run
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BBC News guest of the day:
Eurovision’s Windows95Man booked in a feature about Windows 95.
Eurovision’s Windows95Man booked in a feature about Windows 95.
August 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
BBC News guest of the day:
Eurovision’s Windows95Man booked in a feature about Windows 95.
Eurovision’s Windows95Man booked in a feature about Windows 95.
A fun week with wonderful people. Can’t I just stay here?
August 25, 2025 at 6:55 AM
A fun week with wonderful people. Can’t I just stay here?
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Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation
August 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation
These queens have returned to Kings Cross! I first saw these birds after in 2020 and they (or, presumably, their kids!) have returned every year. They disappear for a while then one day they’re back, bringing me joy.
July 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
These queens have returned to Kings Cross! I first saw these birds after in 2020 and they (or, presumably, their kids!) have returned every year. They disappear for a while then one day they’re back, bringing me joy.
Grabbing a fantastic iced coffee in The City on my way to see my PT and getting compliments on my sunglasses too. That's my Friday Win!
July 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Grabbing a fantastic iced coffee in The City on my way to see my PT and getting compliments on my sunglasses too. That's my Friday Win!
Loving hiking in northern Spain 😍
June 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Loving hiking in northern Spain 😍
Guys… I’ve decided that ponies are twinks
June 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Guys… I’ve decided that ponies are twinks
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At @tate.bsky.social Modern tonight for a hugely moving, poignant, galvanising talk+viewing of the UK AIDS memorial quilt. It’s on display in the Turbine Hall until Sunday and oh *my* it’s important. It hit me like a ton of bricks. If you can, go
June 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
At @tate.bsky.social Modern tonight for a hugely moving, poignant, galvanising talk+viewing of the UK AIDS memorial quilt. It’s on display in the Turbine Hall until Sunday and oh *my* it’s important. It hit me like a ton of bricks. If you can, go
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In 2015, the UK was the leading country on LGBTI human rights in Europe according to IGLA-Europe, with 86%.
In 2025, we have dropped to 46%.
In 2025, we have dropped to 46%.
May 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
In 2015, the UK was the leading country on LGBTI human rights in Europe according to IGLA-Europe, with 86%.
In 2025, we have dropped to 46%.
In 2025, we have dropped to 46%.
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Oh this is ridiculous. Stop prioritising being awful to others and start treating others as you would want to be treated yourself.
They're going after Parkrun again, you know, that event where lots of people of all ages, abilities and genders run around a local park and it not, in any form, a race?
April 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh this is ridiculous. Stop prioritising being awful to others and start treating others as you would want to be treated yourself.
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I thought parkrun was just like, a fun run.
They're going after Parkrun again, you know, that event where lots of people of all ages, abilities and genders run around a local park and it not, in any form, a race?
April 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I thought parkrun was just like, a fun run.
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hitting it off with a stranger in another country would fix me
April 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
hitting it off with a stranger in another country would fix me