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Chrissel
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Finally cutting the cord & moving into bsky full-time. Interests: law, medicine, disability rights, and for fun: video games, ttrpgs, reading - esp SFF/Urban Fantasy, etc. Wife, mom, suburban Phila native, unrepentantly liberal
I hate to do this, but if I had to see it, yada yada.

The White House website has been updated with WH “Major Events Timeline.

I don’t understand how any foreign nation takes us seriously at this point. https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
New chant for ICE protests just dropped.

Actually, I wonder if we could get the clip of Trump saying it & put it on repeat at max volume…
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
God forbid you do something wild and crazy like banning the specific accounts w/hate speech. Nah, let’s just delete an entire language. What a joke.
Twitter is protecting Israelis by not translating what they say because of the amount of hate speech and calls for violence
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
While I believe this is the most likely scenario, I also believe Trump will have a meltdown about people even *thinking* he did it.
guys I hate to burst the blowjob bubble but the "blowing Bubba" thing in the Epstein e-mails is very likely to be them making prison rape jokes. Trump is going to prison, therefore Trump is going to have to blow Bubba - the mythical rapey fellow inmate of gross prison jokes by U.S. men.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Reposted by Chrissel
At this point, if you're interviewing a Republican about the president's latest transgression and you *don't* have the video or post or whatever cued up and ready to show them when they pretend they haven't seen it yet -- I'm just going to assume you're in on the con yourself.
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Very on brand. DARVO - the International Diplomacy Edition https://bsky.app/profile/bloomberg.com/post/3m3kgqhguyh2i
October 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not surprised. Not even a little. Not that they attacked a disabled fishing boat. Not that they lied about it and blamed the victims. And especially not that they’re incapable of taking responsibility OR successfully covering it up. Pathetic.
October 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Looks like Disney+ wants to really REALLY discourage people from cancelling their subscription in the future…
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The perfect synthesis of today’s timeline.
I died, I am dead, the rapture is real 💀
September 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Now I hate to shock you all, but contrary to what the clown college drop outs currently pretending to be grown up, super-smart scientists are going to say, Tylenol does not cause autism.

Hate to say it, but we’re gonna need to take any info coming out of CDC & FDA with a grain of salt for a bit.
September 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Things you think go without saying:

✅ Schools getting kids actively involved in a project teaching about the history of slavery.

❌ Deliberately casting your Black middle school students as the slaves in your reenactment.

https://share.inquirer.com/2RIDPd
Salem nonprofit fires its executive director for asking to have Black students portray enslaved people
Stand Up for Salem has fired its executive director, Betsy McBride, effective immediately, according to board president Tom Smith. The decision followed a fact-finding process.
www.inquirer.com
September 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Le sigh. I’m listening to an audiobook and the tough-as-nails veteran cop growled to the rookie who wants to go in without a warrant, “Maybe, but we’re the police. If we don’t obey the law, then who else will?”

Who, indeed…

(That the book is fiction goes without saying.)
September 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just went to cancel Disney+/Hulu/ESPN…and found out they come free with my internet plan. Looks like I’ll have to delete my account on each site. Annoying.
#cancelDisney
September 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Oh, please, please, please can someone create (or point me towards) a “Trump fail” gimmick account. I could read posts like this all day, lmao.
NEWS: Federal judge finds that Alina Habba is NOT lawfully performing functions and duties of U.S. Attorney in New Jersey.

Judge Matthew Brann disqualifies Habba from prosecution of two criminal defendants who challenged her appointment
August 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Omg I never even thought of this and now I have a new item on my bucket list.
August 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
THAT’S who will fix all the problems with copyright! Expecting the EO making IP illegal first thing in the morning.
NEW: “You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for,” Trump said. “We appreciate that, but just can't do it— because it's not doable.”

www.wired.com/story/presid...
Trump Says He's 'Getting Rid of Woke' and Dismisses Copyright Concerns in AI Policy Speech
The remarks, which came during a keynote speech at a summit hosted by the All-In Podcast, follow President Donald Trump's newly released AI Action Plan.
www.wired.com
July 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by Chrissel
Rep. Scott Perry's district
As seen on I-83 in Cumberland County outside Harrisburg
July 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When the kindle algorithm hits *chef’s kiss* juuuussst right.
July 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The MOVE bombing by Phila PD.

(Also Challenger & 9/11 but everybody else picked them first.)
Name something you remember watching in this!
July 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Never been so disappointed in any politician in my lifetime. It’d be easy to blame it on the stroke, but I just feel conned. https://share.inquirer.com/PeCcJA
Trump praises Fetterman for saying calls to abolish ICE are “inappropriate and outrageous”
President Donald Trump praised "the new John Fetterman" for his comments supporting ICE enforcement.
www.inquirer.com
July 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:

Murder on the Butthole Express
Ruin a book's title by replacing one word with butthole:

Through the Butt-Hole and What Alice Found There
Ruin a book's title by replacing one word with butthole:

Beneath Strange Buttholes
June 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Dammit. I know better than to check social media on a day SCOTUS rulings come out.

*goes back into cave where I can pretend life is normal & things make sense*
June 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’m just so tired of finding out how many more truly horrible people there are in this country than I ever realized.
Houston police called ICE on a woman who called 911 to report domestic abuse by her ex-husband.

The only reason she didn't get deported is because ICE said there was no one to take custody of her kids, according to the police report. www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
She called 911 to report domestic abuse. Then Houston police called ICE on her.
The woman’s case is a worst-case scenario, according to advocates worried about the worsening state of domestic violence in the Houston region.
www.houstonchronicle.com
June 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No spoilers, but that last episode of Doctor Who? Wowza. I have no idea how I feel about the last reveal, because WTAF?

The ep itself was amazing all the way through; one of my new favorites. But maybe someone could explain what the denim blue pinstripe skirt/pant/suit thing was?
June 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Reminds me of when I was a kid and the local police came to our school to provide the “safety service” of fingerprinting all the students “just in case they’re ever kidnapped.”

And everybody actually believed them.
May 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM