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Christian Polanco
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If Scott Jennings has no haters, we are dead. 😅

The Black List founder @franklinleonard.bsky.social on what it's like joining the panel on CNN.
December 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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ayo Santa, this is not what I wanted for Christmas! 😭 #NYCFC
tombogert.bsky.social Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 2d
🇺🇸 BREAKING: The LA Galaxy are finalizing a deal to sign free agent center back Justin Haak, per sources.

Haak, 24, was one of the marquee free agents. Had a breakout 2025 season.

Galaxy now reload with Haak and Jakob Glesnes. Big winter.

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LA Galaxy continue defensive makeover with move for NYCFC’s Justin Haak: Sources
The Galaxy are continuing their offseason resurgence after a title defense that went horribly wrong
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December 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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DOJ redacting the Epstein files
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Make it make sense. 😒 #utft
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Make it make sense. 😒 #utft
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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bro whatever is in them Epstein files must be CRAZY.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled in the History of South America. It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the United States of America all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us. The illegitimate Maduro Regime is using Oil from these stolen Oil Fields to finance themselves, Drug Terrorism, Human Trafficking, Murder, and Kidnapping. For the theft of our Assets, and many other reasons, including Terrorism, Drug Smuggling, and Human Trafficking, the Venezuelan Regime has been designated a FOREIGN TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. Therefore, today, I am ordering A TOTAL AND COMPLETE BLOCKADE OF ALL SANCTIONED OIL TANKERS going into, and out of, Venezuela. The Illegal Aliens and Criminals that the Maduro Regime has sent into the United States during the weak and inept Biden Administration, are being returned to Venezuela at a rapid pace. America will not allow Criminals, Terrorists, or other Countries, to rob, threaten, or harm our Nation and, likewise, will not allow a Hostile Regime to take our Oil, Land, or any other Assets, all of which must be returned to the United States, IMMEDIATELY. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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NBA Cup > NBA Finals

I have always said this.
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Well, this was fun. 🤩
soccercooligans.com The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 15d
Talking @usmnt.ussoccer.com with the NYC Mayor-Elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on a subway ride from the Bronx to Manhattan! 🗽 #WorldCup

Check out the full interview ⬇️

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December 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Scott Pilgrim is a perfect film imo. Fantastic script. Next to no wasted moments or dialogue. Good jokes. Great cameos. A fun movie that I could never get bored of.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Not an underdog in sight. 😅

Had a great time meeting Jaedyn Shaw at the @ussoccer.com Road To ‘26 World Cup Draw Show in Times Square. 🦇
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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World Cup Draw Live Reaction Show at 2pm ET! We'll be live on our Youtube channel AND across all Yahoo Sports channels as soon as the draw is over. Join us in the chat and we'll highlight the best comments!

📺: youtube.com/live/XmZfV-Y...
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Former USMNT star Clint Dempsey joins the pod to discuss Mauricio Pochettino's impact on the team and why he has helped the squad improve its play over his first year in charge. ✌️

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December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Are Inter Miami FC unplayable right now? 🥵

@TaylorTwellman.bsky.social on Lionel Messi and Inter Miami's world-beating run through the MLS playoffs 🌴

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December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Not like this. 😔 #nycfc
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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“Messi is arguably the best in the world, but we have…Justin Haak.” #MLSCupPlayoffs
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I’m at my niece’s 1st birthday party while also watching Inter Miami vs NYCFC. The pink birthday theme feels like betrayal. 😭🗽 #MLSCupPlayoffs
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Micheal Keane played better after getting slapped. #UTFT
a man in a suit and white shirt is saying i 'm just saying
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November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Idrissa Gana Gueye sent off for slapping the shit out of his own teammate 13 minutes into a Premier League match. 😲 #Everton
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November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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me watching Maxi Moralez play soccer:
a woman is crying and saying " i love him so much "
ALT: a woman is crying and saying " i love him so much "
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November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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this is so funny
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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my hot take is that qualifying for the world cup is more exciting than the world cup. i will not be taking any questions on this matter unless you ask me questions and then i will probably answer them
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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"Your World Cups are ours now!" 😂

Watch or listen to our live #USMNT vs Uruguay reaction pod with @mattdoyle.bsky.social

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November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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this has been on repeat all weekend. I loved visiting Ireland. The people are so awesome. I hope they make it to the World Cup. 🍀
sjbrewer.bsky.social Steve Brewer @sjbrewer.bsky.social · Nov 16
Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM