Christian Polanco
@chrispolanco.com
Stand-up Comedian
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
So…just starve the population?? That’s the policy??
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So…just starve the population?? That’s the policy??
Omg the 5000 word think-piece I was about to write about Nico Fernandez Mercau for not passing that ball to Alonso Martinez. 😂 #nycfc
Once again, #NYCFC score on Charlotte thanks to the individual brilliance of a player - go Nico!
What does Pascal do in the second half to seal the deal?!?!
What does Pascal do in the second half to seal the deal?!?!
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Omg the 5000 word think-piece I was about to write about Nico Fernandez Mercau for not passing that ball to Alonso Martinez. 😂 #nycfc
make it make sense, Poch 😕
@chrispolanco.com I'm with you. I have no idea why Gio Reyna is on this team. I don't wish him ill, but I am going to be blunt: has he been missed?
a woman sitting in front of a screen with a picture of a man and a picture of a woman on it
ALT: a woman sitting in front of a screen with a picture of a man and a picture of a woman on it
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
make it make sense, Poch 😕
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Very sad to see ANY positive Dick Cheney commentary on my timeline. We are not being collectively mean enough. 😔
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Very sad to see ANY positive Dick Cheney commentary on my timeline. We are not being collectively mean enough. 😔
CHRISTIAN POLANCO COST OF LIVING CLASSIC 2025 | HIGHLIGHTS SKILLS JOKES 4K ⚽🎤| @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @soccercooligans.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
CHRISTIAN POLANCO COST OF LIVING CLASSIC 2025 | HIGHLIGHTS SKILLS JOKES 4K ⚽🎤| @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @soccercooligans.com
For like 2 whole days, I thought "Kalshi" was "Kashi," and was wondering why a cereal company was getting so involved in the NYC mayoral election.
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For like 2 whole days, I thought "Kalshi" was "Kashi," and was wondering why a cereal company was getting so involved in the NYC mayoral election.
this man is carrying Everton this season
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
this man is carrying Everton this season
My message to the Toronto Blue Jays
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My message to the Toronto Blue Jays
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Still not exactly sure what sport Robbie was watching 😅
The NBA is back on NBC, and no one is more excited about it than our friends at Premier League Mornings! 😅 🏀
We love you, Robbie Earle, but this is inexcusable! 🤣 ❤️
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We love you, Robbie Earle, but this is inexcusable! 🤣 ❤️
📺 : www.youtube.com/soccercoolig...
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Still not exactly sure what sport Robbie was watching 😅
me juggling with guests at the @soccercooligans.com studio
LaMelo Ball tried a little bit of after the whistle soccer and hit Davion Mitchell in the face 😭
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
me juggling with guests at the @soccercooligans.com studio
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"Don't put it on the rundown if you're just gonna shit on [soccer.]" 🙄
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October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Don't put it on the rundown if you're just gonna shit on [soccer.]" 🙄
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Kevin Egan can ball.
So nice we had to record it twice. 😜
Kevin Egan of MLS Season Pass on Apple TV! #PSKU
Kevin Egan of MLS Season Pass on Apple TV! #PSKU
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Kevin Egan can ball.
Joke from the Cost of Living Classic ⚽️:
Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.
Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Joke from the Cost of Living Classic ⚽️:
Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.
Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.
Can’t thank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, his team, and NYC Footy enough for the opportunity and trust to MC the inaugural Cost of Living Classic. Thank you to all the players, staff, volunteers, and spectators for all the kind words. Grateful I could share the day with y’all. 🗳️
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October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Can’t thank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, his team, and NYC Footy enough for the opportunity and trust to MC the inaugural Cost of Living Classic. Thank you to all the players, staff, volunteers, and spectators for all the kind words. Grateful I could share the day with y’all. 🗳️
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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
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Zohran Mamdani could become New York City's first Soccer Sicko Mayor —he doesn't just understand the offside rule, he even some thoughts about what Leandro Trossard brings to the Arsenal attack
Here are some thoughts after seeing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at the Cost of Living Classic on Sunday ⬇️
Here are some thoughts after seeing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at the Cost of Living Classic on Sunday ⬇️
Zohran Mamdani: A soccer sicko in City Hall?
Zohran Mamdani could become New York City's first Sunday league mayor — the candidate doesn't just understand the offside rule, he even has some thoughts about what Leandro Trossard brings to the Arse...
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October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Zohran Mamdani could become New York City's first Soccer Sicko Mayor —he doesn't just understand the offside rule, he even some thoughts about what Leandro Trossard brings to the Arsenal attack
Here are some thoughts after seeing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at the Cost of Living Classic on Sunday ⬇️
Here are some thoughts after seeing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at the Cost of Living Classic on Sunday ⬇️
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"It's ABSOLUTELY an issue. ... We're going to continue to lose players to Europe." 😬
We talk with the legend @juliefoudy.bsky.social on the #NWSL's star player retention problem ⚽
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We talk with the legend @juliefoudy.bsky.social on the #NWSL's star player retention problem ⚽
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October 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"It's ABSOLUTELY an issue. ... We're going to continue to lose players to Europe." 😬
We talk with the legend @juliefoudy.bsky.social on the #NWSL's star player retention problem ⚽
APPLE: tinyurl.com/39322bvt
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/vytfwwja
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/OWw4PqANl3o
We talk with the legend @juliefoudy.bsky.social on the #NWSL's star player retention problem ⚽
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SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/vytfwwja
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/OWw4PqANl3o
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Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated in Sunday's Inaugural Cost of Living Classic — co-hosted by NYC Footy — and especially to our esteemed winners:
⚽️ Soccer Lovers of Bushwick (casual)
⚽️ Hellas-toria FC (competitive)
What a day.
⚽️ Soccer Lovers of Bushwick (casual)
⚽️ Hellas-toria FC (competitive)
What a day.
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated in Sunday's Inaugural Cost of Living Classic — co-hosted by NYC Footy — and especially to our esteemed winners:
⚽️ Soccer Lovers of Bushwick (casual)
⚽️ Hellas-toria FC (competitive)
What a day.
⚽️ Soccer Lovers of Bushwick (casual)
⚽️ Hellas-toria FC (competitive)
What a day.
Just the future mayor of NYC giving me the cleanest of daps. 🥹
Semifinals underway at the #costoflivingclassic and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is in the house
October 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Just the future mayor of NYC giving me the cleanest of daps. 🥹
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We have a @chrispolanco.com sighting here at the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 5-a-side “Cost of Living Classic” @soccercooligans.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We have a @chrispolanco.com sighting here at the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 5-a-side “Cost of Living Classic” @soccercooligans.com