ChrisMartzWX He/Him/His (Parody)
@chrismartzwx.bsky.social
The vast majority of climate scientists agree that the earth is warming and humans are responsible. Anyone who says otherwise should not be taken seriously. Not the real Chris Martz.
And a prick.
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
And a prick.
Aaron Rupar is a national treasure. If you don't already follow him, you should.
Pritzker on Trump sending troops into cities: "He has other aims other than fighting crime... he would like to stop the elections in 2026 or frankly take control of those elections. He'll just claim there's some problem with an election and then he's got troops on the ground that can take control."
September 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Aaron Rupar is a national treasure. If you don't already follow him, you should.
Thank you for reminding everybody that I am indeed a pussy.
August 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Thank you for reminding everybody that I am indeed a pussy.
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Queer #LoveIsland star apologises for racial slurs
Queer Love Island star apologises for racial slurs
Queer Love Island USA star Cierra Ortega has apologised for using racial slurs toward Asian people, saying she is "deeply sorry".
www.thepinknews.com
July 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Queer #LoveIsland star apologises for racial slurs
Thinking of making this my new profile picture.
June 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thinking of making this my new profile picture.
Remember, I am a moron. This is me projecting my moronic idiocy.
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Remember, I am a moron. This is me projecting my moronic idiocy.
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58 years ago today, the Supreme Court ruled on the side of our clients Mildred and Richard Loving, legalizing interracial marriages nationwide.
This Loving Day, we honor the generations of families who were torn apart by anti-miscegenation laws and celebrate the couple that changed history.
This Loving Day, we honor the generations of families who were torn apart by anti-miscegenation laws and celebrate the couple that changed history.
June 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
58 years ago today, the Supreme Court ruled on the side of our clients Mildred and Richard Loving, legalizing interracial marriages nationwide.
This Loving Day, we honor the generations of families who were torn apart by anti-miscegenation laws and celebrate the couple that changed history.
This Loving Day, we honor the generations of families who were torn apart by anti-miscegenation laws and celebrate the couple that changed history.
Fight fascism!
June 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fight fascism!
Thank god!
ABC reports Kilmar Abrego Garcia is being returned to the United States
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Mistakenly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia on way back to US to face criminal charges: Sources
Mistakenly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia is on the way back to the United States to face charges of transporting undocumented migrants within the U.S., sources say.
abcnews.go.com
June 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Thank god!
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Trans teen athlete defiantly tells critics to ‘get a life’ after race victory: ‘I’m proud of myself’
Trans teen athlete sends bold and defiant message to critics after winning race
Transgender athlete Verónica Garcia has spoken out again after being booed for winning another 400-meter race at a girls' state track championship in Washington.
www.thepinknews.com
June 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Trans teen athlete defiantly tells critics to ‘get a life’ after race victory: ‘I’m proud of myself’
As an LGBTQ ally, I now proudly have pronouns added to my profile. 🌈
June 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
As an LGBTQ ally, I now proudly have pronouns added to my profile. 🌈
Happy Pride Month. 🌈
June 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Happy Pride Month. 🌈
Free Kilmar Abrego Garcia!
June 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Free Kilmar Abrego Garcia!
Once again, I implore you to never listen to me. Even though I now have a degree in meteorology, not climatology, I am only spouting this nonsense for the clicks and engagement. Even I am not stupid enough to believe what I say/post.
May 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Once again, I implore you to never listen to me. Even though I now have a degree in meteorology, not climatology, I am only spouting this nonsense for the clicks and engagement. Even I am not stupid enough to believe what I say/post.
One week from today, I will be an even more insufferable asshole.
May 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
One week from today, I will be an even more insufferable asshole.
Pro-tip: even after I graduate, you should continue to assume everything I say is complete and utter bullshit.
April 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Pro-tip: even after I graduate, you should continue to assume everything I say is complete and utter bullshit.
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This viral video of adorable lesbian penguin Green Bean is the timeline cleanse you need this week
This clip of adorable lesbian penguin Green Bean is the timeline cleanse you need
A clip of a lesbian penguin, soundtracked by Chappell Roan's "The Giver", is being hailed as an ideal antidote to all of the bad news lately.
www.thepinknews.com
March 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This viral video of adorable lesbian penguin Green Bean is the timeline cleanse you need this week
Yes, I am a complete douchebag.
March 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yes, I am a complete douchebag.
It is March. 🍀
And, if you’re a student meteorologist who is still trying to own actual meteorologists, I’m convinced that you suffer from a mental disorder.
I am an insufferable jackass. 🥶
Bring on the real experts. ☀️
And, if you’re a student meteorologist who is still trying to own actual meteorologists, I’m convinced that you suffer from a mental disorder.
I am an insufferable jackass. 🥶
Bring on the real experts. ☀️
March 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It is March. 🍀
And, if you’re a student meteorologist who is still trying to own actual meteorologists, I’m convinced that you suffer from a mental disorder.
I am an insufferable jackass. 🥶
Bring on the real experts. ☀️
And, if you’re a student meteorologist who is still trying to own actual meteorologists, I’m convinced that you suffer from a mental disorder.
I am an insufferable jackass. 🥶
Bring on the real experts. ☀️
Disappointed that I wasn't selected. ☹️
Scoop: Trump nominates Neil Jacobs to be @noaa administrator for his second term, per two sources familiar plus Congress.gov records. Jacobs was acting administrator during Trump's first term. www.axios.com/2025/02/04/t...
Scoop: Trump nominates Neil Jacobs to head NOAA
The premier climate and weather agency also manages fisheries.
www.axios.com
February 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Disappointed that I wasn't selected. ☹️
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This is a novella.
But if you read it you’ll understand everything you need to know about what Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg are doing right now. I’m a biographer of the first two men, and have chronicled here exactly how and why the third is following their lead.
Again—a long read.
But if you read it you’ll understand everything you need to know about what Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg are doing right now. I’m a biographer of the first two men, and have chronicled here exactly how and why the third is following their lead.
Again—a long read.
The War Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Are Fighting Isn’t the One You Think It Is
A lonely extremist of dogmatic antisocial views has falsely sold himself for decades as a principled capitalist. His biographer explains why Musk’s mask came off—and why Zuckerberg is following suit.
sethabramson.substack.com
January 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is a novella.
But if you read it you’ll understand everything you need to know about what Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg are doing right now. I’m a biographer of the first two men, and have chronicled here exactly how and why the third is following their lead.
Again—a long read.
But if you read it you’ll understand everything you need to know about what Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg are doing right now. I’m a biographer of the first two men, and have chronicled here exactly how and why the third is following their lead.
Again—a long read.
My New Year's resolution is to provide science-based climate information to my followers. If you catch me providing unscientific opinions in lieu of scientific facts, please call me out publicly. We all should strive for accountability.
January 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My New Year's resolution is to provide science-based climate information to my followers. If you catch me providing unscientific opinions in lieu of scientific facts, please call me out publicly. We all should strive for accountability.
Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways. I will strive to be better.
December 18, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways. I will strive to be better.
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Infamous paper that popularized unproven COVID-19 treatment finally retracted
Study on hydroxychloroquine by Didier Raoult and colleagues gets pulled on ethical and scientific grounds
@cathleenogrady.bsky.social reports.
www.science.org/content/arti...
Study on hydroxychloroquine by Didier Raoult and colleagues gets pulled on ethical and scientific grounds
@cathleenogrady.bsky.social reports.
www.science.org/content/arti...
Infamous paper that popularized unproven COVID-19 treatment finally retracted
Study on hydroxychloroquine by Didier Raoult and colleagues gets pulled on ethical and scientific grounds
www.science.org
December 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Infamous paper that popularized unproven COVID-19 treatment finally retracted
Study on hydroxychloroquine by Didier Raoult and colleagues gets pulled on ethical and scientific grounds
@cathleenogrady.bsky.social reports.
www.science.org/content/arti...
Study on hydroxychloroquine by Didier Raoult and colleagues gets pulled on ethical and scientific grounds
@cathleenogrady.bsky.social reports.
www.science.org/content/arti...
Laugh it up Florida Man. Those poor New Zealanders will be freezing their kiwis off.
The woke GEFS has learned its lesson.
By Chris Chartz Martz and Susan Collins
By Chris Chartz Martz and Susan Collins
Merry Torchmas to the vast majority. #ClimateChange #Cooked
December 11, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Laugh it up Florida Man. Those poor New Zealanders will be freezing their kiwis off.