ChrisMartzWX He/Him/His (Parody)
@chrismartzwx.bsky.social
The vast majority of climate scientists agree that the earth is warming and humans are responsible. Anyone who says otherwise should not be taken seriously. Not the real Chris Martz.
And a prick.
October 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
And a prick.
Remember, I am a moron. This is me projecting my moronic idiocy.
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Remember, I am a moron. This is me projecting my moronic idiocy.
Once again, I implore you to never listen to me. Even though I now have a degree in meteorology, not climatology, I am only spouting this nonsense for the clicks and engagement. Even I am not stupid enough to believe what I say/post.
May 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Once again, I implore you to never listen to me. Even though I now have a degree in meteorology, not climatology, I am only spouting this nonsense for the clicks and engagement. Even I am not stupid enough to believe what I say/post.
One week from today, I will be an even more insufferable asshole.
May 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
One week from today, I will be an even more insufferable asshole.
Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways. I will strive to be better.
December 18, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Thank you for helping me see the error of my ways. I will strive to be better.
Hopefully the new administration will pick a serious, competent, qualified scientist to head NOAA. Any of these individuals would be notably unserious.
November 17, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Hopefully the new administration will pick a serious, competent, qualified scientist to head NOAA. Any of these individuals would be notably unserious.