Chris Hutber
chrishutber.bsky.social
Chris Hutber
@chrishutber.bsky.social
Solent based businessman. Likes integrity and competence in politicians. Not had to block anyone on here yet.
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Never have I seen such a perfect example of Schrödinger's Migrant.

Zia Yusuf, asked whose PIP Reform would cut, talks about "foreign nationals". Less than a minute later, same "foreign nationals" are taking all the jobs and damning British youth to life on PIP.

🤡 Utter clownshow. ~AA
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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These are precedented times and the precedent is a loud ass warning

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...
Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime (Published 1939)
www.nytimes.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This explains a lot
this from my piece on charlie kirk is probably the most important takeaway if you want to know why bad faith, right-wing voices in media are treated as just another set of peers
September 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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My platform.
July 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My mum introduced me to Richard Stilgoe when I was 15 as “your biggest fan”. I died.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just realised I did a Zoom meeting this morning wearing this 😬
June 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just brilliant
Unbeatable entertainment.
April 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
@octopus.energy If your customer service is award winning, how bad must the others be? 😬
April 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Gratitude is given freely. Demanding it disqualifies you from getting it. Demanding it from a country fighting for its life like Ukraine is cowardly and repellent, especially when your own administration is enmeshed in a deeply corrupt relationship with that country's oppressor.
February 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I guess as it’s an offence to lie to the FBI, you just have to tell him he’s a twat if you see him
This has to be one of the biggest opsec fails I've ever seen in my life. The actual director of the FBI driving around in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable made even more so by it being neon red.
February 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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“For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.” - @borowitzreport.bsky.social
Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump
The negotiations are proving contentious.
open.substack.com
February 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Did people listen to Rudolf Hess in the 30s and think “what a bloody idiot!”?
February 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Overheard on the high street from an exasperated grandmother: “Now she won’t wear the lovely jumpers I’ve knitted her because the wool the comes from sheeps!”. Somehow, I think that might not be the only reason.
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Highly amused to discover that folk are now referring to Teslas as "Swasticars"
January 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Yeah I’ve seen a few With Elon Musk in them too
Just received my first Facebook ad with a photo of a gigantic penis in it.

Replies turned off because this isn't a panel game.
January 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just helped a woman login to the Wi-Fi and now she’s watching a video without headphones 😖
January 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My sister’s cat gave her a Lego model of itself for Christmas
January 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
December 21, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Dear online banking app. Please do not ask me for the name of my first pet and my mother’s maiden name and then tell me they are both too short. THOSE WERE THEIR NAMES.
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Very disappointed with Netflix’s Carry-On. Not a smutty innuendo in sight.
December 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Think the iOS 18 voicemail transcribing system may need some work. Just had a message from Snows Toyota Southampton which it told me was about “those toys in South Africa” 😬
December 12, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Dear @bsky.app ‘Discover’ feed. I am currently a dog person, not a cat person. That is all.
December 10, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Well this is pleasant
December 8, 2024 at 12:02 PM