chriselmer.bsky.social
@chriselmer.bsky.social
@marcusbrig.bsky.social this is almost word for word a very funny bit i saw you do more than once on racist neighbours. "They are going to rape your wife". "What, all of them?". Or something like that. It brought the house down with its obvious ludicrous daftness.

my god.
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
@vecchiojo.bsky.social new bike day :)
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm really unimpressed with this.
am i tripping or are the only streaming options available for the tour de france on tnt sports through discovery+ either the multi split screen or a stream with adverts? what happened to the usual no ads one?
July 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@robhatch.bsky.social argh... So if I don't want adverts, I have to watch multiscreen. I don't want to watch multiscreen. This is rubbish. This is really stupid. Multiscreen gives me a headache.
July 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@jonnylong.bsky.social last week. It was last week that I realised I was wearing the wrong jeans.
July 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@nedboulting.bsky.social can you spot the latest addition to this shelf?
June 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
@kit-nicholson.bsky.social re. WVA's knee in todays pod. I think he has keloids. My wife and son get this. Even a minor cut can heal pretty lumpy. I'm not sure the appearance matches the severity.
May 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
@robhatch.bsky.social did you describe ganna as "bollocking" down the hill. Amazing. I love it.
March 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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(on a personal note it's quite striking how quickly I've gone from "generally a bit of a pinko on defence issues" to "and could I just do a monthly direct debit to BAE Systems, would that help")
February 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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A very clear response from London Fire Commissioner, Andy Rowe to a question at Fire Plenary last week from Emma Best AM about the impact of LTNs on fire brigade attendance times.

"We genuinely couldn't find any evidence of LTNs doing anything to our overall attendance times".
February 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It would be a bt weird to go to this show (wherver it next lands) without a child so I suggest acquiring one if you do not have a ready supply at home. An hour of solid glorious laughter. And as you can see here, I was accusé by Luke and @marcellucont.bsky.social (of bogey rolling.... guilty!)
February 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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This is like when Lemmy was sacked from Hawkwind for doing drugs.
I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity."

He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...
www.wsj.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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JD Vance
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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A 31 GBP monthly subscription to watch cycling.

Fuck off. 😂

www.cyclingweekly.com/news/eurospo...
Eurosport is closing down in the UK - cycling is about to get a lot more expensive to watch
Live cycling to be shown on TNT Sports from next month
www.cyclingweekly.com
January 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I hate fancy dress generally but i especially miss the sea of Dutch fans in orange at the darts. It's all sombreros and teletubbies now.
January 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Cool, but if you all keep pretending that Brexit isn’t killing your economy, it’s… going to keep killing your economy. Like, Starmer doing everything conceivable **but** address Brexit probably doesn’t fix the issues caused by Brexit. That always seemed a wan hope hey.
December 30, 2024 at 3:18 PM
There is a man and his wife at the gate of our small primary school in a small market town in England droppping off their daughter. He is draped in the Syrian flag. He is celebrating in one breath and thanking England for giving them a home with the next.
December 9, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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Just Stop Oil protestors are in jail for their roads-blocking protests. How likely is it that Clarkson and any farmers will go to jail for similar road-blocking protests?
November 19, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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"Fank you, Mrs Patterson."
November 28, 2023 at 10:41 PM