Chris Cumo
@chriscuomo.bsky.social
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Chris Cumo
@chriscuomo.bsky.social
· Jan 31
a man wearing glasses and a suit and tie looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit and tie looks at the camera
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I love talking out of both sides of my ass. Like Dwight Schrute, I can ride a fence better than anyone. The trick is laying down face first with the post in your mouth.
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Demanding answers, a man confronted Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards at a contentious town hall meeting in Asheville, North Carolina.
This is a constituent, deserving of substantive answers regarding the congressman’s positions on Canada, Greenland, and Ukraine, related to Trump.
Donald Trump…
This is a constituent, deserving of substantive answers regarding the congressman’s positions on Canada, Greenland, and Ukraine, related to Trump.
Donald Trump…
March 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Demanding answers, a man confronted Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards at a contentious town hall meeting in Asheville, North Carolina.
This is a constituent, deserving of substantive answers regarding the congressman’s positions on Canada, Greenland, and Ukraine, related to Trump.
Donald Trump…
This is a constituent, deserving of substantive answers regarding the congressman’s positions on Canada, Greenland, and Ukraine, related to Trump.
Donald Trump…
He sat on the couch like a little boy waiting for his shoes to be tied.
Nobody should be surprised that our Secretary of State is a pathetic, weak, cowardly piece of shit.
March 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
He sat on the couch like a little boy waiting for his shoes to be tied.
Flooding the masses with thousands of LIES.
February 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Flooding the masses with thousands of LIES.
JP needs publicly executed for this exchange. Period.
Public Stoning by citizens on the White House lawn.
Public Stoning by citizens on the White House lawn.
Zelensky: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?
🙄Vance: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media.
🙄Vance: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media.
February 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
JP needs publicly executed for this exchange. Period.
Public Stoning by citizens on the White House lawn.
Public Stoning by citizens on the White House lawn.
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"Why don't you wear a suit?"
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Why don't you wear a suit?"
I was hoping Zelensky would stand up and punch JP Mandel in the face.
ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I was hoping Zelensky would stand up and punch JP Mandel in the face.
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Just today, a constituent called my office needing help because his Social Security check was delayed and he’s worried because his rent is due soon.
Trump & Musk are BILLIONAIRES who have no clue what this means to people living paycheck to paycheck. apnews.com/article/soci...
Trump & Musk are BILLIONAIRES who have no clue what this means to people living paycheck to paycheck. apnews.com/article/soci...
February 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just today, a constituent called my office needing help because his Social Security check was delayed and he’s worried because his rent is due soon.
Trump & Musk are BILLIONAIRES who have no clue what this means to people living paycheck to paycheck. apnews.com/article/soci...
Trump & Musk are BILLIONAIRES who have no clue what this means to people living paycheck to paycheck. apnews.com/article/soci...
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87% of jobs at Amazon pay less than $20 an hour while half of its warehouse workers struggle to cover food and housing costs.
Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos saw his net worth increase by $7.9 million an hour in 2023.
Is this the "free market" Bezos is so desperate to defend?
Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos saw his net worth increase by $7.9 million an hour in 2023.
Is this the "free market" Bezos is so desperate to defend?
February 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
87% of jobs at Amazon pay less than $20 an hour while half of its warehouse workers struggle to cover food and housing costs.
Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos saw his net worth increase by $7.9 million an hour in 2023.
Is this the "free market" Bezos is so desperate to defend?
Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos saw his net worth increase by $7.9 million an hour in 2023.
Is this the "free market" Bezos is so desperate to defend?
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DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
February 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA.
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps.
Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems.
See how this works?
Is that a double desk for President Musk to sit there as well?
Trump hosts losing Super Bowl team’s kicker at White House
February 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is that a double desk for President Musk to sit there as well?
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Trump freed 1,500 criminals on his first day in office.
Now he just helped Andrew Tate, who is charged with rape and human trafficking.
What happened to “law and order”?
Now he just helped Andrew Tate, who is charged with rape and human trafficking.
What happened to “law and order”?
February 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump freed 1,500 criminals on his first day in office.
Now he just helped Andrew Tate, who is charged with rape and human trafficking.
What happened to “law and order”?
Now he just helped Andrew Tate, who is charged with rape and human trafficking.
What happened to “law and order”?
bluesky we need to step shit up, the fact that a shrek 5 teaser dropped today should've been my entire goddamn timeline
First look at Shrek’s daughter in ‘Shrek 5’ played by Zendaya.
February 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
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Isn't it obvious that Kyle is a Trump voter?
February 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Isn't it obvious that Kyle is a Trump voter?
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DOGE has made several potentially deadly “mistakes,” and yet another was mentioned at Trump’s first cabinet meeting today.
Elon Musk attended and essentially ran the meeting, admitting that his Department of Government Efficiency “accidentally” canceled Ebola prevention funding —…
Elon Musk attended and essentially ran the meeting, admitting that his Department of Government Efficiency “accidentally” canceled Ebola prevention funding —…
February 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Who watches MSNBC??
People on the left who are on social media need to get over this cable crap. Stop coving MSNBC drama.
NOBODY CARES.
Instead they should be propping up YouTubers who are on the left.
People on the left who are on social media need to get over this cable crap. Stop coving MSNBC drama.
NOBODY CARES.
Instead they should be propping up YouTubers who are on the left.
My latest: MSNBC just went full Jim Crow and the Resistance is DONE with them
MSNBC just went full Jim Crow and the Resistance is DONE with them
The allegedly progressive network will not “Lean Forward” by stumbling back to the 1950s. This was the last straw. Fuck them.
www.thealtmedia.com
February 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Who watches MSNBC??
People on the left who are on social media need to get over this cable crap. Stop coving MSNBC drama.
NOBODY CARES.
Instead they should be propping up YouTubers who are on the left.
People on the left who are on social media need to get over this cable crap. Stop coving MSNBC drama.
NOBODY CARES.
Instead they should be propping up YouTubers who are on the left.
End Wokeness is run by Jack Posobiec. @ryanmcbeth.bsky.social outted him on his channel.
youtu.be/8zZeZFs5KLQ?...
youtu.be/8zZeZFs5KLQ?...
February 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
End Wokeness is run by Jack Posobiec. @ryanmcbeth.bsky.social outted him on his channel.
youtu.be/8zZeZFs5KLQ?...
youtu.be/8zZeZFs5KLQ?...
If there is so much confidence why is the stock market dropping like a rock??
Consumer confidence is at the lowest in nearly 4 years.
This man is delusional.
This man is delusional.
February 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If there is so much confidence why is the stock market dropping like a rock??
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I told you all @jeffbezos was feral. He’s now killed the Graham/Bradlee legacy of justice, the First Amendment and basic humanity in a vomitous spew of nonsense, testosterone fueled (and HGH) double talk that is more than a little pathetic and utterly shameless.
February 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I told you all @jeffbezos was feral. He’s now killed the Graham/Bradlee legacy of justice, the First Amendment and basic humanity in a vomitous spew of nonsense, testosterone fueled (and HGH) double talk that is more than a little pathetic and utterly shameless.
Haven't read a single thing from WaPo since Bezos bought it.
Dear Jeff Bezos,
🖕
Signed,
People who value a free press
🖕
Signed,
People who value a free press
February 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Haven't read a single thing from WaPo since Bezos bought it.
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Attention working-class Americans:
Republicans’ new budget does NOT include no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, or no tax on Social Security.
Instead it protects tax handouts for billionaires and makes way for the largest Medicaid cut in history.
Republicans’ new budget does NOT include no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, or no tax on Social Security.
Instead it protects tax handouts for billionaires and makes way for the largest Medicaid cut in history.
February 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Attention working-class Americans:
Republicans’ new budget does NOT include no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, or no tax on Social Security.
Instead it protects tax handouts for billionaires and makes way for the largest Medicaid cut in history.
Republicans’ new budget does NOT include no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, or no tax on Social Security.
Instead it protects tax handouts for billionaires and makes way for the largest Medicaid cut in history.
Republican Leaders are PUSSIES.
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Republican Leaders are PUSSIES.
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Another act of self-censorship to serve business interests.
Another capitulation.
In the guise of advancing “personal liberty” the Washington Post will constrain the liberty of its editors to publish opinions not advancing its owner’s business interests.
Another capitulation.
In the guise of advancing “personal liberty” the Washington Post will constrain the liberty of its editors to publish opinions not advancing its owner’s business interests.
SCOOP: WaPo Opinion editor David Shipley is out. Jeff Bezos emails staff about a change to Post Opinions: "We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets."
February 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Another act of self-censorship to serve business interests.
Another capitulation.
In the guise of advancing “personal liberty” the Washington Post will constrain the liberty of its editors to publish opinions not advancing its owner’s business interests.
Another capitulation.
In the guise of advancing “personal liberty” the Washington Post will constrain the liberty of its editors to publish opinions not advancing its owner’s business interests.