Chris Cumo
@chriscuomo.bsky.social
Not actually Chris.
PARODY.
PARODY.
Flooding the masses with thousands of LIES.
February 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Flooding the masses with thousands of LIES.
The Swasticar is no longer cool or charming. It's a symbol of a drug addicted, power hungry billionaire who pushes Nazi rhetoric. #EndElon
February 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Swasticar is no longer cool or charming. It's a symbol of a drug addicted, power hungry billionaire who pushes Nazi rhetoric. #EndElon
MAGA fucked around and are finding out. 🤡
February 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
MAGA fucked around and are finding out. 🤡
Not all heros wear capes.
February 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Not all heros wear capes.
Delta thinks your life is worth about $30k. Counting for inflation, I think slaves went for more. 🥴
February 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Delta thinks your life is worth about $30k. Counting for inflation, I think slaves went for more. 🥴
A moose would stomp every bit of an eagles guts out. Like it were a tube of toothpaste. 💪🏽🫎
February 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A moose would stomp every bit of an eagles guts out. Like it were a tube of toothpaste. 💪🏽🫎
You're a victim of Lee Atwater.
Congrats!!
Congrats!!
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You're a victim of Lee Atwater.
Congrats!!
Congrats!!
Yes, UPS was STRUGGLING with their $50billion+ profits per year the last five years. They almost went bankrupt. 🙄
Again, your narrative is wildly off. DeJoy does however suck dokey nuts. Now Trump will get to pick another shit PMG or try to outright sell the whole thing off to Amazon and others.😠
Again, your narrative is wildly off. DeJoy does however suck dokey nuts. Now Trump will get to pick another shit PMG or try to outright sell the whole thing off to Amazon and others.😠
February 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Yes, UPS was STRUGGLING with their $50billion+ profits per year the last five years. They almost went bankrupt. 🙄
Again, your narrative is wildly off. DeJoy does however suck dokey nuts. Now Trump will get to pick another shit PMG or try to outright sell the whole thing off to Amazon and others.😠
Again, your narrative is wildly off. DeJoy does however suck dokey nuts. Now Trump will get to pick another shit PMG or try to outright sell the whole thing off to Amazon and others.😠
Fuck you Trump.🖕🏽
Fuck you MAGA.🖕🏽
Fuck you MAGA.🖕🏽
February 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Fuck you Trump.🖕🏽
Fuck you MAGA.🖕🏽
Fuck you MAGA.🖕🏽
February 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Where are you seeing yourselves as the "top podcast?"
I see you on Spotify right now as not even in the top 5 for "news." Mel Robbins is ahead of Rogan currently for overall.
I see you on Spotify right now as not even in the top 5 for "news." Mel Robbins is ahead of Rogan currently for overall.
February 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Where are you seeing yourselves as the "top podcast?"
I see you on Spotify right now as not even in the top 5 for "news." Mel Robbins is ahead of Rogan currently for overall.
I see you on Spotify right now as not even in the top 5 for "news." Mel Robbins is ahead of Rogan currently for overall.
Everything is fine. 🥴
February 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Everything is fine. 🥴
You were warned. You were told. You have nobody to blame but yourselves.
NO, I will not be accepting apologies fr anyone who voted for Trump. You dug the hole. Now you can bury yourself in it now. 🖕🏽
NO, I will not be accepting apologies fr anyone who voted for Trump. You dug the hole. Now you can bury yourself in it now. 🖕🏽
February 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
You were warned. You were told. You have nobody to blame but yourselves.
NO, I will not be accepting apologies fr anyone who voted for Trump. You dug the hole. Now you can bury yourself in it now. 🖕🏽
NO, I will not be accepting apologies fr anyone who voted for Trump. You dug the hole. Now you can bury yourself in it now. 🖕🏽
How many cardinals, bishops, and priests are in Vatican City?
Because I think the Pope has him beat.
Because I think the Pope has him beat.
February 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
How many cardinals, bishops, and priests are in Vatican City?
Because I think the Pope has him beat.
Because I think the Pope has him beat.
February 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM