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Chris
@chriscelletti.bsky.social
If you get walked by the Rangers in the first game after the Rangers send The Letter, you must immediately send The Letter of your own to your fans. Those are just the rules.
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Would pay for a Dave Maloney hot mic live feed tonight
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Well @robcelletti.bsky.social and I basically called it to a T
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
2020: First Cow
2021: Bo Burnham: Inside
2022: Tár
2023: Oppenheimer
2024: I Saw The TV Glow
2025: Sinners
Halfway through the decade! What are your favourite films each year so far?

2020: I’m Thinking of Ending Things
2021: Memoria
2022: Pacifiction
2023: Eureka
2024: Queer
2025: The Ice Tower
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The 2025-26 New York Rangers: Sometimes, the Shots Go In!
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Settling in for another night of 2025-26 New York Rangers hockey
a man wearing a grey sweater and black pants is sitting down
ALT: a man wearing a grey sweater and black pants is sitting down
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Assuming the Rangers have TheLetter2.doc sitting around ready to go in the Drafts folder. Way past time to hit Send.
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
THE WAITING IS OVER THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE NBA CUP CHAMPIONS AND THIS ONE WILL LAST A LIFETIME
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Officially one of the most disastrous and pathetic seasons in New York Rangers history.
April 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Clyde Frazier supporting Congestion Pricing live on air during a Knick game, so that’s settled.
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Rangers are 4-of-11 from the field
March 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Parker Posey is a revelation. She is absolutely destroying every word she’s given in the White Lotus. Top notch performer.
March 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
KNICKSTAPE
March 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Tough game so far, but just need to put together ONE DRIVE
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I know this sounds smug and holier than thou but I mean it sincerely, I really do not know why anyone would watch the congressional address. Fascist propaganda solely meant to anger/scare you. No reason to engage.
March 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh yeah that’s the stuff
March 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ANORA is great. Sean Baker is great.
March 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Picture - Anora
Director - Baker
Actor - Timmy
Actress - Demi
Supporting Actor - Culkin
Supporting Actress - Saldana
Original Screenplay - Anora
Adapted Screenplay - Conclave
Editing - A Complete Unknown
Cinematography - The Brutalist
Animated Feature - Flow
Int’l Feature - Emilia Perez

Book it
March 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Sports are a great distraction from the horrors of the real world, let’s check in with the 2024-25 Seton Hall Pirates
February 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What the actual fuck is going on with Bill's chest and right arm here?
Not sure the zoomer sweatpants look is gonna work for Bill Belichick
January 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Going to keep beating this drum, but it's time for a general strike.
January 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Director Ben Stiller on display with this one
January 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Precious Achiuwa tonight:

-2 posters
-successfully led 3 full court fast breaks
-stepped into an above the break 3 off an offensive rebound

Precious Achiuwa rules
January 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Creed
Hinder
Rev Theory
Incubus
Seether

How did I do
Gilgamesh
Last Exit
Electric Wizard
The Necks
National Health
January 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Tush Push is atrocious. Needs to be outlawed.
January 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM