chrisafer
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You mean you forgot cranberries too?
In Haunted Buddies 4, we're including a groundbreaking scene where Vampira opens the door to Globby's bedroom,
and we see Globby in bed with another glob.
Which is huge I mean, for Disney to include a scene as unapologetically gay as this?
Right?
and we see Globby in bed with another glob.
Which is huge I mean, for Disney to include a scene as unapologetically gay as this?
Right?
Disney’s newest “first openly gay character” is… a beaver voiced by lesbian icon Fortune Feimster - buff.ly/ibowpWR
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In Haunted Buddies 4, we're including a groundbreaking scene where Vampira opens the door to Globby's bedroom,
and we see Globby in bed with another glob.
Which is huge I mean, for Disney to include a scene as unapologetically gay as this?
Right?
and we see Globby in bed with another glob.
Which is huge I mean, for Disney to include a scene as unapologetically gay as this?
Right?
Trying to reverse engineer the prompt responsible for this level of hot garbage might’ve broke my brain…
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Trying to reverse engineer the prompt responsible for this level of hot garbage might’ve broke my brain…
Meanwhile cats just want a box that’s one inch too small for them.
Some dogs show behaviours towards their toys that resemble behavioural addictions in humans, such as gambling and internet gaming, according to a study of 105 dogs published in Scientific Reports. go.nature.com/4odqkFw 🧪
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Meanwhile cats just want a box that’s one inch too small for them.
Enigmas never age. Goonies never say die.
July 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Enigmas never age. Goonies never say die.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is bad...
The Majority of Scientists Are Now Considering Fleeing America
According to a Nature poll of more than 1,200 scientists, a startling 75 percent said they're now considering leaving the United States.
futurism.com
April 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is bad...
April *is* the cruelest month.
April 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
April *is* the cruelest month.
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Oh, well, that’s terrifying.
Inter-con, USIP security contractor, had contract terminated by USIP but still had one physical key to building. DOGE went to contractor VP's house and said "you either let us in or we're gonna cancel all your other government business." Inter-con then turned on USIP, and used key to let DOGE in.
March 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh, well, that’s terrifying.
I guess my husband is researching how to put a stop to this.
March 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I guess my husband is researching how to put a stop to this.
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Sloppy and careless people
ProPublica looked into science grants that Ted Cruz's team flagged as "radical" and "neo-Marxist" and, uh.
This would be good comedy if it didn't matter so much www.propublica.org/article/ted-...
This would be good comedy if it didn't matter so much www.propublica.org/article/ted-...
March 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Sloppy and careless people
Please call me CandiFirst. CandidateFirstName makes me feel like I’m in trouble.
March 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Please call me CandiFirst. CandidateFirstName makes me feel like I’m in trouble.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I went to the doctor.
2. I went to the mountains.
3. I looked to the children.
4. I drank from the fountains.
5. There's more than one answer to these questions, pointing me in a crooked line.
#FiveBullets
1. I went to the doctor.
2. I went to the mountains.
3. I looked to the children.
4. I drank from the fountains.
5. There's more than one answer to these questions, pointing me in a crooked line.
#FiveBullets
![hr@opm.gov
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2:48 PM
[EXTERNAL] What did you do last week?
Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager.
Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ensg4goo5p67of7qvbynxnkb/bafkreib2tszqbvr4f6ylghnxizuatptz5simj2jik6c5pffwpdyhxiwnfi@jpeg)
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I went to the doctor.
2. I went to the mountains.
3. I looked to the children.
4. I drank from the fountains.
5. There's more than one answer to these questions, pointing me in a crooked line.
#FiveBullets
1. I went to the doctor.
2. I went to the mountains.
3. I looked to the children.
4. I drank from the fountains.
5. There's more than one answer to these questions, pointing me in a crooked line.
#FiveBullets
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Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post didn’t want you to see our ad questioning who’s in charge at the White House. We won't stop holding power accountable. thehill.com/media/514849...
thehill.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post didn’t want you to see our ad questioning who’s in charge at the White House. We won't stop holding power accountable. thehill.com/media/514849...
I’m so fucking angry about the carelessness of wealthy assholes.
February 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m so fucking angry about the carelessness of wealthy assholes.
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Today, for the first time, @wired.com got my money. The work the Wired journos are doing is incredibly solid and technically adept while being clear. Thank you to @telliotter.bsky.social @lhn.bsky.social @agreenberg.bsky.social & more.
www.wired.com/story/treasu...
www.wired.com/story/treasu...
A US Treasury Threat Intelligence Analysis Designates DOGE Staff as ‘Insider Threat’
An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”
www.wired.com
February 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today, for the first time, @wired.com got my money. The work the Wired journos are doing is incredibly solid and technically adept while being clear. Thank you to @telliotter.bsky.social @lhn.bsky.social @agreenberg.bsky.social & more.
www.wired.com/story/treasu...
www.wired.com/story/treasu...
"If you would have asked me a week ago, I'd have told you that this kind of thing would never in a million years happen. But now, who the fuck knows."
A 25-Year-Old With Elon Musk Ties Has Direct Access to the Federal Payment System
The Bureau of the Fiscal Service is a sleepy part of the Treasury Department. It’s also where, sources say, a 25-year-old engineer tied to Elon Musk has admin privileges over the code that controls So...
www.wired.com
February 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"If you would have asked me a week ago, I'd have told you that this kind of thing would never in a million years happen. But now, who the fuck knows."
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There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
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This amounts to the most significant data leak in cyber history. Private individuals in the data business now have access to your Social Security information.
This violates privacy laws in every state. Hopefully, state AGs will file suit & pursue criminal charges.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
This violates privacy laws in every state. Hopefully, state AGs will file suit & pursue criminal charges.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
Elon Musk’s Team Now Has Full Access to Treasury’s Payments System
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This amounts to the most significant data leak in cyber history. Private individuals in the data business now have access to your Social Security information.
This violates privacy laws in every state. Hopefully, state AGs will file suit & pursue criminal charges.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
This violates privacy laws in every state. Hopefully, state AGs will file suit & pursue criminal charges.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
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The placement of that flag in front of his face is apt
*stares directly into the camera*
Elon Musk Says Germany Has Too Much ‘Focus On Past Guilt’
www.huffpost.com
January 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The placement of that flag in front of his face is apt
How did two songs from Emilia Pérez, a musical without one song I could remember 15 minutes after watching, get nominated for Best Original Song? Either Kneecap or Trent Reznor/Atticus Ross should have made it off the shortlist.
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
How did two songs from Emilia Pérez, a musical without one song I could remember 15 minutes after watching, get nominated for Best Original Song? Either Kneecap or Trent Reznor/Atticus Ross should have made it off the shortlist.
It’s nearly impossible to explain how much a 16-year-old me needed something that said “it’s okay, just be weird.”
One day my log will have something to say about this.
One day my log will have something to say about this.
a woman in a sweater holding a log says " my log does not judge "
ALT: a woman in a sweater holding a log says " my log does not judge "
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s nearly impossible to explain how much a 16-year-old me needed something that said “it’s okay, just be weird.”
One day my log will have something to say about this.
One day my log will have something to say about this.
Why can't I eat a Butterfinger without 30% of it all over my lap? When will science finally solve this?!
Also this.
Also this.
a man with a beard is talking to a woman and says body by butterfinger
ALT: a man with a beard is talking to a woman and says body by butterfinger
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Why can't I eat a Butterfinger without 30% of it all over my lap? When will science finally solve this?!
Also this.
Also this.
If anything is going to tear the gay community apart, it might be this year's "Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy" Golden Globes category.
Golden Globes: Nominations List
'Emilia Pérez' leads the film nominees with 10, followed by 'The Brutalist,' 'Conclave,' 'Anora' and 'The Substance.' 'The Bear' leads the TV noms, followed by 'Only Murders in the Building' and 'Shog...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
If anything is going to tear the gay community apart, it might be this year's "Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy" Golden Globes category.
How bout dem lederhosen, hon?
December 7, 2024 at 8:42 PM
How bout dem lederhosen, hon?