ChocnessMonsta
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MAGAts, trolls & dullards get TWO skeets(?).
Gaming
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Sci-Fi
#blacksky
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Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody will be able to live up to it
1. Was planning to show off by picking something obscure but my heart wouldn't let me
2. Kilmer's Doc is an absolute angel and completely distinct from the real life racist swine
1. Was planning to show off by picking something obscure but my heart wouldn't let me
2. Kilmer's Doc is an absolute angel and completely distinct from the real life racist swine
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody will be able to live up to it
1. Was planning to show off by picking something obscure but my heart wouldn't let me
2. Kilmer's Doc is an absolute angel and completely distinct from the real life racist swine
1. Was planning to show off by picking something obscure but my heart wouldn't let me
2. Kilmer's Doc is an absolute angel and completely distinct from the real life racist swine
Facts.
Doc Holiday was a piece of shit.
Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday was a god.
Doc Holiday was a piece of shit.
Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday was a god.
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Facts.
Doc Holiday was a piece of shit.
Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday was a god.
Doc Holiday was a piece of shit.
Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday was a god.
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I was embarrassed for him. Thought he was saying a "thing" too.
I was embarrassed for him. Thought he was saying a "thing" too.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I was embarrassed for him. Thought he was saying a "thing" too.
I was embarrassed for him. Thought he was saying a "thing" too.
Just saw a grown ass man(sneaker influencer) say "I dont know man...Asics is crazy calling their woman's sneaker the Cumulus(he pronounced it CUM-YOU-LUS). You gonna buy wife-y a shoe called the Cumulus? Thats wild, bruh."
He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
a basketball player in a blue and yellow jersey is sitting in a chair .
ALT: a basketball player in a blue and yellow jersey is sitting in a chair .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Just saw a grown ass man(sneaker influencer) say "I dont know man...Asics is crazy calling their woman's sneaker the Cumulus(he pronounced it CUM-YOU-LUS). You gonna buy wife-y a shoe called the Cumulus? Thats wild, bruh."
He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo.
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?๐๐ฟ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?๐๐ฟ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
October 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo.
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?๐๐ฟ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?๐๐ฟ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker.
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
September 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker.
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
What are you doing?
September 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
What are you doing?
Me before watching "The Deuce":
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
August 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me before watching "The Deuce":
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
The last action set piece i was like: YEAH!
August 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The last action set piece i was like: YEAH!
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
August 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
August 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
The name Jamie Lee CurTits is why I simultaneously love and hate the internet.
Why did yall do that?
If you can't unsee that name now either?
You're welcome
Why did yall do that?
If you can't unsee that name now either?
You're welcome
August 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The name Jamie Lee CurTits is why I simultaneously love and hate the internet.
Why did yall do that?
If you can't unsee that name now either?
You're welcome
Why did yall do that?
If you can't unsee that name now either?
You're welcome
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
August 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
Latino MAGAts SLOWLY realizing who the rest of the MAGAts are talking about when they say "illegals".
a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room
ALT: a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room
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August 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Latino MAGAts SLOWLY realizing who the rest of the MAGAts are talking about when they say "illegals".
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
August 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
August 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
If this bird could talk, I hear every word spoken in Renรฉ Auberjonois' voice.
August 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If this bird could talk, I hear every word spoken in Renรฉ Auberjonois' voice.
I remember watching Red Dawn in the 80's and thinking: "That could NEVER happen here."
Egg on MY face.
#ItsHappening
Egg on MY face.
#ItsHappening
a man wearing a hat that says hds is standing in front of a door
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says hds is standing in front of a door
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I remember watching Red Dawn in the 80's and thinking: "That could NEVER happen here."
Egg on MY face.
#ItsHappening
Egg on MY face.
#ItsHappening
People are slowly coming around to the fact that he's NOT LEAVING. I have to seriously start thinking about where I'm going. I'm not insulated against this. At all.
August 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM
People are slowly coming around to the fact that he's NOT LEAVING. I have to seriously start thinking about where I'm going. I'm not insulated against this. At all.
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They're trying to create more proudly uninformed people.
August 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They're trying to create more proudly uninformed people.
Latinos for Trump since November:
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair talking on a cell phone
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair talking on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
August 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Latinos for Trump since November:
I don't wanna die, but yeah, I feel ya.๐
August 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I don't wanna die, but yeah, I feel ya.๐