ChocnessMonsta
@chocnessmonsta.bsky.social
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MAGAts, trolls & dullards get TWO skeets(?).
Gaming
Comics
Wrestling
Sci-Fi
#blacksky
MAGAts, trolls & dullards get TWO skeets(?).
Gaming
Comics
Wrestling
Sci-Fi
#blacksky
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo.
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
October 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo.
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker.
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
September 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker.
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
Me before watching "The Deuce":
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
August 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me before watching "The Deuce":
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
The last action set piece i was like: YEAH!
August 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The last action set piece i was like: YEAH!
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
August 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
August 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
August 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
August 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
August 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
If this bird could talk, I hear every word spoken in René Auberjonois' voice.
August 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If this bird could talk, I hear every word spoken in René Auberjonois' voice.
Internet STAYS undefeated
🤣😂🤣😂
🤣😂🤣😂
July 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Internet STAYS undefeated
🤣😂🤣😂
🤣😂🤣😂
Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER.
😂🤣😂🤣
Wow!
😂🤣😂🤣
Wow!
July 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER.
😂🤣😂🤣
Wow!
😂🤣😂🤣
Wow!
SIX YEARS AGO?!?
They could have been finishing up the second one of they were really about that business.🙄
Damn @disneystudios.bsky.social
They could have been finishing up the second one of they were really about that business.🙄
Damn @disneystudios.bsky.social
July 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
SIX YEARS AGO?!?
They could have been finishing up the second one of they were really about that business.🙄
Damn @disneystudios.bsky.social
They could have been finishing up the second one of they were really about that business.🙄
Damn @disneystudios.bsky.social
Hannah Waddingham is a certified thiccum and a menace.
And after them pics this week, she's on the "cultural radar".
😂🤣
We aware now.
And after them pics this week, she's on the "cultural radar".
😂🤣
We aware now.
July 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hannah Waddingham is a certified thiccum and a menace.
And after them pics this week, she's on the "cultural radar".
😂🤣
We aware now.
And after them pics this week, she's on the "cultural radar".
😂🤣
We aware now.
Warner Bros. making a mistake 10 years ago not making Jon Hamm Bruce Wayne/ #Batman is a hill that I will die on.
Lost opportunity. He was perfect.
Lost opportunity. He was perfect.
July 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Warner Bros. making a mistake 10 years ago not making Jon Hamm Bruce Wayne/ #Batman is a hill that I will die on.
Lost opportunity. He was perfect.
Lost opportunity. He was perfect.
This is why I'm not totally against VOD for new movies.
My refreshments cost more than the matinee ticket I bought for #Thunderbolts
$19.99 to watch it in my home(more than once for 48 hrs) seems like a better deal.
*Yes. I went by myself.😔
**It was a great film, btw.
My refreshments cost more than the matinee ticket I bought for #Thunderbolts
$19.99 to watch it in my home(more than once for 48 hrs) seems like a better deal.
*Yes. I went by myself.😔
**It was a great film, btw.
May 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This is why I'm not totally against VOD for new movies.
My refreshments cost more than the matinee ticket I bought for #Thunderbolts
$19.99 to watch it in my home(more than once for 48 hrs) seems like a better deal.
*Yes. I went by myself.😔
**It was a great film, btw.
My refreshments cost more than the matinee ticket I bought for #Thunderbolts
$19.99 to watch it in my home(more than once for 48 hrs) seems like a better deal.
*Yes. I went by myself.😔
**It was a great film, btw.
Other than @dartadams.bsky.social not a single one of y'all would know this 90's baddie.
Always playing a fine ass teacher or something too. SMH
Always playing a fine ass teacher or something too. SMH
May 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Other than @dartadams.bsky.social not a single one of y'all would know this 90's baddie.
Always playing a fine ass teacher or something too. SMH
Always playing a fine ass teacher or something too. SMH
CLE, DET and HOU are all still playing. Not many people could name their starting 5s off the rip. The LeBron era of stacking teams with guys with 90+ 2K ratings and just overpowering other teams is OVER.
Coaches have to COACH.
Players have to PLAY TOGETHER.
Chemistry matters.
#Lakers #NBAplayoffs
Coaches have to COACH.
Players have to PLAY TOGETHER.
Chemistry matters.
#Lakers #NBAplayoffs
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
CLE, DET and HOU are all still playing. Not many people could name their starting 5s off the rip. The LeBron era of stacking teams with guys with 90+ 2K ratings and just overpowering other teams is OVER.
Coaches have to COACH.
Players have to PLAY TOGETHER.
Chemistry matters.
#Lakers #NBAplayoffs
Coaches have to COACH.
Players have to PLAY TOGETHER.
Chemistry matters.
#Lakers #NBAplayoffs
Support the game #SouthOfMidnight
Early word of mouth is good.
It centers around a black woman, though. So the unwashed, incel community swears it's the worst game ever made.
Early word of mouth is good.
It centers around a black woman, though. So the unwashed, incel community swears it's the worst game ever made.
April 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Support the game #SouthOfMidnight
Early word of mouth is good.
It centers around a black woman, though. So the unwashed, incel community swears it's the worst game ever made.
Early word of mouth is good.
It centers around a black woman, though. So the unwashed, incel community swears it's the worst game ever made.
When the person running your Facebook page is too young. 🤣😂
"Saw", huh? 🤣😂
"Saw", huh? 🤣😂
April 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When the person running your Facebook page is too young. 🤣😂
"Saw", huh? 🤣😂
"Saw", huh? 🤣😂
Bill Maher and Michael Rappaport.
Yeah...
Yeah...
April 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Bill Maher and Michael Rappaport.
Yeah...
Yeah...
"Al Bundy has a mixed-race daughter and knows"Hit 'em Up" by 2Pac was NOT on my bingo card.
April 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Al Bundy has a mixed-race daughter and knows"Hit 'em Up" by 2Pac was NOT on my bingo card.
It's not lost on me that both 2nd bananas on Silver Spoons(Jason Bateman and Alfonso Ribiero)have gone on to have great careers. While Ricky Schroeder has gone on to become an unhireable, MAGADouche.
It's what he deserves.
It's what he deserves.
March 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's not lost on me that both 2nd bananas on Silver Spoons(Jason Bateman and Alfonso Ribiero)have gone on to have great careers. While Ricky Schroeder has gone on to become an unhireable, MAGADouche.
It's what he deserves.
It's what he deserves.
😂🤣
Here go one. Dude who ran the shop we used to call him "Tom Tomorrow" because anything we asked for he'd say it was coming "tomorrow ".
"Tom, you getting Bionic Six?
Tom: "Tomorrow. Tomorrow."
Here go one. Dude who ran the shop we used to call him "Tom Tomorrow" because anything we asked for he'd say it was coming "tomorrow ".
"Tom, you getting Bionic Six?
Tom: "Tomorrow. Tomorrow."
March 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
😂🤣
Here go one. Dude who ran the shop we used to call him "Tom Tomorrow" because anything we asked for he'd say it was coming "tomorrow ".
"Tom, you getting Bionic Six?
Tom: "Tomorrow. Tomorrow."
Here go one. Dude who ran the shop we used to call him "Tom Tomorrow" because anything we asked for he'd say it was coming "tomorrow ".
"Tom, you getting Bionic Six?
Tom: "Tomorrow. Tomorrow."
As an action figure/comic book collector and pop culture enthusiast, I MUST HAVE THESE!
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
As an action figure/comic book collector and pop culture enthusiast, I MUST HAVE THESE!