ChocnessMonsta
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MAGAts, trolls & dullards get TWO skeets(?).
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#blacksky
MAGAts, trolls & dullards get TWO skeets(?).
Gaming
Comics
Wrestling
Sci-Fi
#blacksky
Just saw a grown ass man(sneaker influencer) say "I dont know man...Asics is crazy calling their woman's sneaker the Cumulus(he pronounced it CUM-YOU-LUS). You gonna buy wife-y a shoe called the Cumulus? Thats wild, bruh."
He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
a basketball player in a blue and yellow jersey is sitting in a chair .
ALT: a basketball player in a blue and yellow jersey is sitting in a chair .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Just saw a grown ass man(sneaker influencer) say "I dont know man...Asics is crazy calling their woman's sneaker the Cumulus(he pronounced it CUM-YOU-LUS). You gonna buy wife-y a shoe called the Cumulus? Thats wild, bruh."
He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
He wasn't joking. He did NOT know the word.
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo.
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
October 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo.
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The 90s action duo that I needed.
Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.
WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker.
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
September 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker.
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH
#HotelCostiera
Me before watching "The Deuce":
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
August 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me before watching "The Deuce":
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
"Titties!"
Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
August 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
August 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.
The name Jamie Lee CurTits is why I simultaneously love and hate the internet.
Why did yall do that?
If you can't unsee that name now either?
You're welcome
Why did yall do that?
If you can't unsee that name now either?
You're welcome
August 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The name Jamie Lee CurTits is why I simultaneously love and hate the internet.
Why did yall do that?
If you can't unsee that name now either?
You're welcome
Why did yall do that?
If you can't unsee that name now either?
You're welcome
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
August 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.
Latino MAGAts SLOWLY realizing who the rest of the MAGAts are talking about when they say "illegals".
a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room
ALT: a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room
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August 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Latino MAGAts SLOWLY realizing who the rest of the MAGAts are talking about when they say "illegals".
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
August 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
August 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."
I remember watching Red Dawn in the 80's and thinking: "That could NEVER happen here."
Egg on MY face.
#ItsHappening
Egg on MY face.
#ItsHappening
a man wearing a hat that says hds is standing in front of a door
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says hds is standing in front of a door
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August 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I remember watching Red Dawn in the 80's and thinking: "That could NEVER happen here."
Egg on MY face.
#ItsHappening
Egg on MY face.
#ItsHappening
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They're trying to create more proudly uninformed people.
August 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They're trying to create more proudly uninformed people.
Latinos for Trump since November:
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair talking on a cell phone
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair talking on a cell phone
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August 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Latinos for Trump since November:
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August 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The Smithsonian has removed any mention of Trump’s impeachment trials from its Museum of History. I am resigned and have come to seriously doubt there will even be elections in 28. So, we are on our own and I agree the time is now to start thinking about alternatives.
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Smithsonian has removed any mention of Trump’s impeachment trials from its Museum of History. I am resigned and have come to seriously doubt there will even be elections in 28. So, we are on our own and I agree the time is now to start thinking about alternatives.
I heard the new Happy Gilmore is terrible. I can't be disappointed in #HappyGilmore2 because I've never seen Happy Gilmore.
He's aactually a very good actor but when he does stupid shit, its stupid. And that movie seemed stupid off rip. Can't imagine it being better 30 years later.🤷🏿♂️
He's aactually a very good actor but when he does stupid shit, its stupid. And that movie seemed stupid off rip. Can't imagine it being better 30 years later.🤷🏿♂️
two busts of tiger woods and jack nicklaus on display
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July 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I heard the new Happy Gilmore is terrible. I can't be disappointed in #HappyGilmore2 because I've never seen Happy Gilmore.
He's aactually a very good actor but when he does stupid shit, its stupid. And that movie seemed stupid off rip. Can't imagine it being better 30 years later.🤷🏿♂️
He's aactually a very good actor but when he does stupid shit, its stupid. And that movie seemed stupid off rip. Can't imagine it being better 30 years later.🤷🏿♂️
PSA: Aries Spears knows about 5-6 rappers. And couldn't quote a verse from any of their non mainstream songs.
Stop asking Aries Spears his opinion on hip-hop.
Stop asking Aries Spears his opinion on hip-hop.
a man standing in front of a car with the words " maaaann quit playin " on the bottom
ALT: a man standing in front of a car with the words " maaaann quit playin " on the bottom
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July 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
PSA: Aries Spears knows about 5-6 rappers. And couldn't quote a verse from any of their non mainstream songs.
Stop asking Aries Spears his opinion on hip-hop.
Stop asking Aries Spears his opinion on hip-hop.
#FightorFlight is such a "turn off your brain" good time! I loved it!
An ultra violent fever dream.
Fucking chaos.
Loved it.
An ultra violent fever dream.
Fucking chaos.
Loved it.
a man with blonde hair and a beard is making a funny face and making a peace sign
ALT: a man with blonde hair and a beard is making a funny face and making a peace sign
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July 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
#FightorFlight is such a "turn off your brain" good time! I loved it!
An ultra violent fever dream.
Fucking chaos.
Loved it.
An ultra violent fever dream.
Fucking chaos.
Loved it.
Internet STAYS undefeated
🤣😂🤣😂
🤣😂🤣😂
July 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Internet STAYS undefeated
🤣😂🤣😂
🤣😂🤣😂
Watching the movie Blood Ties and seeing Zoe Saldaña refer to herself as a "colored girl".
a woman with curly hair is smiling and holding her finger to her chin .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is smiling and holding her finger to her chin .
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July 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Watching the movie Blood Ties and seeing Zoe Saldaña refer to herself as a "colored girl".
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Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER.
😂🤣😂🤣
Wow!
😂🤣😂🤣
Wow!
July 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Watching a REALLY BAD mob movie called "Once Upon A Time In Brooklyn". There was obviously a re-shoot and a character that had a goatee must have shaved it off...THEY DREW IT BACK ON WITH A BLACK MAGIC MARKER.
😂🤣😂🤣
Wow!
😂🤣😂🤣
Wow!
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The grim reaper this morning
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The grim reaper this morning