chloe
@chle0patra.bsky.social
I met god at 7/11.
Interests include rescue cats and Pittsburgh.
She/her
Interests include rescue cats and Pittsburgh.
She/her
The new patient management software at my psychiatrist office told me to call the suicide hotline and I’m mad about it. This is insensitive and also what I use your god damn services for.
February 16, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The new patient management software at my psychiatrist office told me to call the suicide hotline and I’m mad about it. This is insensitive and also what I use your god damn services for.
My little sister’s best friend is like my bonus sister and she has had a rough few years but she met a very nice boy and now they own a home and had valentines date at the Zoo and I am so happy for her I could weep.
February 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My little sister’s best friend is like my bonus sister and she has had a rough few years but she met a very nice boy and now they own a home and had valentines date at the Zoo and I am so happy for her I could weep.
Sorry, can’t tonight, have to lay on the floor on top of a foam ball until my right shoulder can move again
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Sorry, can’t tonight, have to lay on the floor on top of a foam ball until my right shoulder can move again
My grandfather was a union Steamfitter his entire career. Retired from the union. Taught the new union guys, went to the meetings, hosted Christmas parties. He wore his Local 449 gear everywhere and made Fitter friends all over the country. He stayed in contact with them all until they passed.
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
My grandfather was a union Steamfitter his entire career. Retired from the union. Taught the new union guys, went to the meetings, hosted Christmas parties. He wore his Local 449 gear everywhere and made Fitter friends all over the country. He stayed in contact with them all until they passed.
The ICE rapid response training I attended last night was full to the 1,000 person zoom limit, so at least that’s promising
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The ICE rapid response training I attended last night was full to the 1,000 person zoom limit, so at least that’s promising
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I’m really glad that Epstein guy is dead.
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I’m really glad that Epstein guy is dead.
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I keep thinking about that song "Victoria's Secret" that talked about Leslie Wexner as "an old man who lives in Ohio making money off of girls like me" and I feel nauseated because it wasn't just from selling bras.
He's 88 years old and I need him to die in a cell.
He's 88 years old and I need him to die in a cell.
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I keep thinking about that song "Victoria's Secret" that talked about Leslie Wexner as "an old man who lives in Ohio making money off of girls like me" and I feel nauseated because it wasn't just from selling bras.
He's 88 years old and I need him to die in a cell.
He's 88 years old and I need him to die in a cell.
My grandfather died and this is my grandma’s absolutely unhinged text about it:
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
My grandfather died and this is my grandma’s absolutely unhinged text about it:
Absolute cat relaxation achieved
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Absolute cat relaxation achieved
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make sports betting illegal again
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
make sports betting illegal again
I miss when I didn’t have chronic fatigue and liked to do activities on the weekends
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I miss when I didn’t have chronic fatigue and liked to do activities on the weekends
Fatigue is fatiguing so hard today. I would like to play animal crossing but I fear I will instead sleep for six hours
February 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Fatigue is fatiguing so hard today. I would like to play animal crossing but I fear I will instead sleep for six hours
Imagine a world where we treated children like people and respected their basic human rights
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Imagine a world where we treated children like people and respected their basic human rights
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Update: In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD *as well as* Surprise, AZ; Upper Bern, PA; and Tremont, PA.
Facts that bear repeating.
Facts that bear repeating.
In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD. Just some facts I think bear repeating.
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Update: In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD *as well as* Surprise, AZ; Upper Bern, PA; and Tremont, PA.
Facts that bear repeating.
Facts that bear repeating.
Sometimes I think maybe I don’t have OCD and then I am reminded of the time I got my cats spayed and absolutely lost my mind for two entire weeks convinced they were going to accidentally disembowel themselves somehow
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Sometimes I think maybe I don’t have OCD and then I am reminded of the time I got my cats spayed and absolutely lost my mind for two entire weeks convinced they were going to accidentally disembowel themselves somehow
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Confused as to how Josh Shapiro thinks it is appropriate to compare student protestors to the KKK but inappropriate to compare ICE to the Gestapo
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Confused as to how Josh Shapiro thinks it is appropriate to compare student protestors to the KKK but inappropriate to compare ICE to the Gestapo
I get to meet my friends’ baby tomorrow and I am unreasonably excited
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I get to meet my friends’ baby tomorrow and I am unreasonably excited
Real estate speculators go straight to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Real estate speculators go straight to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200
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Gisele Fetterman absolutely staunchly refusing to post John is really something. Divorce him already.
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Gisele Fetterman absolutely staunchly refusing to post John is really something. Divorce him already.
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Anyone who has guns but zero fire extinguishers in their home doesn't actually know shit about fuck about protecting their loved ones
January 25, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Anyone who has guns but zero fire extinguishers in their home doesn't actually know shit about fuck about protecting their loved ones
My dad grew up on Lake Erie and his current response to ten inches of snow is “where’s the rest of the snow” in case that tells you anything about people from the Great Lakes region.
January 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
My dad grew up on Lake Erie and his current response to ten inches of snow is “where’s the rest of the snow” in case that tells you anything about people from the Great Lakes region.
It’s supposed to snow for one day and people really cleaned out the bread and milk sections of my Giant Eagle. No joke.
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It’s supposed to snow for one day and people really cleaned out the bread and milk sections of my Giant Eagle. No joke.
Good news I made it back to work and to my doctors appointment today after recovering from the plague
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Good news I made it back to work and to my doctors appointment today after recovering from the plague
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