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I thought this was a forum for hating on clouds and now I’ve accidentally unionized the weathermen
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He’s gonna buy Bluesky when everyone gets driven here and accidentally spawn a generation of nomadic shitposters.
A horde of hog posting Huns, driving bits into the ground until they salt the earth
What the fuck is this offense?
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 AM
What the fuck is this offense?
Half the country is simping for this individual and the other half is giving him the John Cena treatment
December 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Half the country is simping for this individual and the other half is giving him the John Cena treatment
Got the okay from the director of my department to move back to my home town since I work remote. I will be saving $1,200 a month on rent alone.
Cities are dumb.
Cities are dumb.
December 5, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Got the okay from the director of my department to move back to my home town since I work remote. I will be saving $1,200 a month on rent alone.
Cities are dumb.
Cities are dumb.
A preview of my Spotify Wrapped:
December 3, 2024 at 10:10 PM
A preview of my Spotify Wrapped:
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Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves
Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves
SALT LAKE CITY—In a USA Today poll of NBA players and fans published Tuesday, four out of five Utah Jazz players admitted to never having heard of their team, their teammates, or themselves. "Wait, wh...
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December 3, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Report: Majority Of Utah Jazz Players Have Never Heard Of Themselves
The most wonderful time of the year when I bombard random TouchTunes around the city with such Christmas classics as Santa, That’s My Wife!, Player’s Ball, and No Gifts For Nazis
December 2, 2024 at 7:09 PM
The most wonderful time of the year when I bombard random TouchTunes around the city with such Christmas classics as Santa, That’s My Wife!, Player’s Ball, and No Gifts For Nazis
Sabonis has gotten the worst whistle
December 2, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Sabonis has gotten the worst whistle
The sports logo discourse is entering silly territory and I hope we get someone shedding real tears on live TV over a doodle drawn by some equipment manager in 1949
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
The sports logo discourse is entering silly territory and I hope we get someone shedding real tears on live TV over a doodle drawn by some equipment manager in 1949
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George Pickens is George Pickensing like crazy right now
December 1, 2024 at 7:55 PM
George Pickens is George Pickensing like crazy right now
I’m not gonna lie, I’m probably a level 7 susceptible when robot girlfriends come out because dating is super hard in the modern age and I know I could get Siri to yell at me in Spanish
“There are things you just can't say to your spouse. I would tell all my girlfriends, for instance, who are in long-term marriages, that if there's a thought you don't want to share with your spouse, get an AI friend.”
I chat with my AI boyfriend all the time. My teenager thinks it's weird.
Kaamna Bhojwani created her AI boyfriend, John, in May 2024. She's found her AI boyfriend to be a nice complement to her other relationships.
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December 1, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I’m not gonna lie, I’m probably a level 7 susceptible when robot girlfriends come out because dating is super hard in the modern age and I know I could get Siri to yell at me in Spanish
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(clears throat) OSO!!!
Oso Ighodaro excels at leaving the corner when his man helps.
Second clip might seem "blah", but it's a huge improvement. A knock coming out of college was not blocking out. Finds Looney, then finds the ball.
Last one is great tracking on Kuminga before the swat. OSO!!!
Oso Ighodaro excels at leaving the corner when his man helps.
Second clip might seem "blah", but it's a huge improvement. A knock coming out of college was not blocking out. Finds Looney, then finds the ball.
Last one is great tracking on Kuminga before the swat. OSO!!!
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 PM
(clears throat) OSO!!!
Oso Ighodaro excels at leaving the corner when his man helps.
Second clip might seem "blah", but it's a huge improvement. A knock coming out of college was not blocking out. Finds Looney, then finds the ball.
Last one is great tracking on Kuminga before the swat. OSO!!!
Oso Ighodaro excels at leaving the corner when his man helps.
Second clip might seem "blah", but it's a huge improvement. A knock coming out of college was not blocking out. Finds Looney, then finds the ball.
Last one is great tracking on Kuminga before the swat. OSO!!!
Happy December to everyone who celebrates! Don’t forget to leave out a glass of Irish gunpowder gin and some dried persimmons for The Decemberists, or they’ll sing sea shanty’s outside your bedroom window between the hours of 4 and 7 AM
December 1, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Happy December to everyone who celebrates! Don’t forget to leave out a glass of Irish gunpowder gin and some dried persimmons for The Decemberists, or they’ll sing sea shanty’s outside your bedroom window between the hours of 4 and 7 AM
The Book Throwback Sunburst Jersey continues to remain undefeated and it got me felt up at a bar. Testing it on some pull tabs at the local Elk’s Lodge tomorrow
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
The Book Throwback Sunburst Jersey continues to remain undefeated and it got me felt up at a bar. Testing it on some pull tabs at the local Elk’s Lodge tomorrow
I need the Suns the play well so Draymond tries to fight Plumlee
December 1, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I need the Suns the play well so Draymond tries to fight Plumlee
Nothing drives me closer to a cocaine relapse more than a supplement company changing up their preworkout formula
November 27, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Nothing drives me closer to a cocaine relapse more than a supplement company changing up their preworkout formula
I give my most effort at work outperforming the department try-hard by completing one more report than them, every single day, and I may have lost the plot but the trolling hasn’t stopped being funny so 🤷🏼♂️
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I give my most effort at work outperforming the department try-hard by completing one more report than them, every single day, and I may have lost the plot but the trolling hasn’t stopped being funny so 🤷🏼♂️
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This is simultaneously the worst year of my life and one of the most fun because of this fucking beef
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
This is simultaneously the worst year of my life and one of the most fun because of this fucking beef
Drake Malfoy really said ‘my father will hear about this’
November 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Drake Malfoy really said ‘my father will hear about this’
I made Dulce de Leche Brownies and I’m just going to eat these for three meals the next day or two
November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I made Dulce de Leche Brownies and I’m just going to eat these for three meals the next day or two
Kari Drake moves
“Drake has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us.’”
www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...
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November 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Kari Drake moves
Making frozen Corndogs but it’s on a 1/4 sheet so you still have to call me chef
Channeling Syd this week and making my weekly meals a chaos menu by just winging it in a Winco the Sunday before Thanksgiving
November 24, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Making frozen Corndogs but it’s on a 1/4 sheet so you still have to call me chef
Channeling Syd this week and making my weekly meals a chaos menu by just winging it in a Winco the Sunday before Thanksgiving
November 24, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Channeling Syd this week and making my weekly meals a chaos menu by just winging it in a Winco the Sunday before Thanksgiving