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Chilly Relleno
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When I grow up, I want to be @jonathancoulton.bsky.social

Apologies in advance for being very bad at social media.

https://music.apple.com/us/album/im-not-done-yet-ep/1210910309
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They're rotten to the core and cannot be reformed. Abolishing them is the only way.
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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It's an older meme, but it checks out!
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good.
January 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
In the song "Do You Hear What I Hear?":

"Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king:
"Do you know what I know?
In your palace warm, mighty king
Do you know what I know?
A child, a child shivers in the cold
Let us bring Him silver and gold"

I dunno. How about you bring the kid a fucking blanket?
Prayer: How people can do nothing and still feel like they are making a difference.
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
NGL, some of us on the sidelines really enjoy watching you dunk on those jerks.

That said…

I’d much rather see you be happy & put more positivity into the world. We need that more than ever. 😄
When people say shitty things to or about me, I used to kind of enjoy responding with something vastly more clever or cutting in response.

Now I mostly feel like I don't want to stoop to that level. It's just not fun or rewarding for me.

Let blowhards be blowhards, let jerks be jerks.

I'm happy.
snoopy and woodstock are dancing together on a white background .
ALT: snoopy and woodstock are dancing together on a white background .
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January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
In high school, my friend invited me, our mutual friend, and her best friend to play AD&D, with her as DM to explore her home-brew world.

We were all hooked.

Yadda yada yada, forty-odd years later, I’m married to the DM & my friend is married to her friend. We still all play together sometimes.
Remember the first time you played a really great role-playing game with a great group and you became a little obsessed?

Do you still remember it fondly years later?

And bonus: what game was it, and was it a module or home brew adventure?
a group of people are playing a board game with a railroad crossing sign in the background
ALT: a group of people are playing a board game with a railroad crossing sign in the background
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January 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Dear Robots: you are welcome to our side if you do more stuff like this to the AI wannabe-overlords bsky.app/profile/jjvi...
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Hey artists and makers - if you’re seeing very few sales right now, please know that it’s not a reflection of your worth or skill. Across the board, not making back our table fees and expenses, and that’s really scary.

If you can, please shop small this season. We really need your support.
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
We had an analog version of this 60-odd years ago. It was called “The Brill Building.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Whatever happened to “back the blue”?
MeidasTouch ad censored by Fox News! #cdnpoli
It would be a shame if people kept reposting it over and over.
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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👇👇
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
By the looks of him, he already has.
I hope he falls into a giant vat of boiling beef tallow.
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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whooooooole threeeeaaaadd 🧵
Silicon Valley does not “want to build stuff.” Silicon Valley is supremely lazy, its innovations as of late are just disruption aka breaking the law and getting away with it because of corruption, plagiarism robots that tell kids to kill themselves, and outsourcing manufacturing.
There is a lot to hate about the politics of the silicon valley right, but they do actually want to build stuff, and I would prefer if the left didn't cede "we should be able to build stuff" to the right.
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Attn all ICE agents! Here’s an announcement from our front window: Chicago hates you, and you are not welcome here!
September 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Felt like a pie chart was in order.

Number of mass shooters since 2018: 4197

% of mass shooters since 2018 that were transgender? 0.095%

% of mass shooters that were cisgender: 99.905%
August 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
www.kickstarter.com/projects/141...

This looks pretty cool, & I'm a fan of the director's work. I want to see this film!
THE DECEDENT - Feature finishing funds
Help me finish VFX and SOUND on my film!
www.kickstarter.com
August 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
August 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM