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An enraged Carin Bondar was seen riding a wrecking ball into Barry Neufeld’s house after he failed to pay $45,000 in court fees after losing a defamation suit for calling her a “strip tease artist”.
#chilliwack #trustytrustees
#chilliwack #trustytrustees
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
An enraged Carin Bondar was seen riding a wrecking ball into Barry Neufeld’s house after he failed to pay $45,000 in court fees after losing a defamation suit for calling her a “strip tease artist”.
#chilliwack #trustytrustees
#chilliwack #trustytrustees
Chilliwack city council vehemently opposes Alberta’s proposal to twin the Fentanyl pipeline under Wellington Street, fearing lost used book sales.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Chilliwack city council vehemently opposes Alberta’s proposal to twin the Fentanyl pipeline under Wellington Street, fearing lost used book sales.
Breaking: 300 Chilliwack liberals test positive for H1N1 bird flu.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Breaking: 300 Chilliwack liberals test positive for H1N1 bird flu.
Costco customers are reporting that the food counter hot dogs are best eaten culled.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Costco customers are reporting that the food counter hot dogs are best eaten culled.
A University of the Fraser Valley study has proven the Shroud of Sardis has an authentic image of Adam Vedder.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A University of the Fraser Valley study has proven the Shroud of Sardis has an authentic image of Adam Vedder.
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Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
OTTAWA – Milton Smolyak, a “red tory” who has been rumoured to be mulling over a switch to the Liberal Party, woke up this morning with the severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed. “I wa...
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November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
Some parents say the new M&M Singles are a great Halloween treat, the children we asked aren’t so sure.
More later.
More later.
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Some parents say the new M&M Singles are a great Halloween treat, the children we asked aren’t so sure.
More later.
More later.
Chilliwack aims to reduce endangered bird deaths by enforcing rules on foul hooking.
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chilliwack aims to reduce endangered bird deaths by enforcing rules on foul hooking.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
We’d like to congratulate the formerly Prince Andrew on his new appointment as the Prince of Fails.
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We’d like to congratulate the formerly Prince Andrew on his new appointment as the Prince of Fails.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
Hofstedes Country Barn, Chilliwack Mayors office have come to an agreement to turn the produce aisle into a ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hofstedes Country Barn, Chilliwack Mayors office have come to an agreement to turn the produce aisle into a ballroom.
Chowder.
BC Ferries posts without context.
sailings.
October 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Chowder.
Fraser Valley Meats says this is the last year they will sell Gobblers brand Beyond Turkey frozen turkey breasts.
Customer feedback was that most consumers do not like the offal taste.
Customer feedback was that most consumers do not like the offal taste.
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Fraser Valley Meats says this is the last year they will sell Gobblers brand Beyond Turkey frozen turkey breasts.
Customer feedback was that most consumers do not like the offal taste.
Customer feedback was that most consumers do not like the offal taste.
According to RFK, banning circumcision could have prevented a lot of parody news accounts.
October 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
According to RFK, banning circumcision could have prevented a lot of parody news accounts.
Dukes of Hazard brothers arrested trying to jump the border into Canada.
October 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Dukes of Hazard brothers arrested trying to jump the border into Canada.
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
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Trump retweeted earlier today that he will end the war in Portland in one day if reelected.
October 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Trump retweeted earlier today that he will end the war in Portland in one day if reelected.
Scans have further revealed traces of toxic Releasium-3 and Epsteinium isotopes.
Mars perseverance has discovered primordial ooze under a small orange Martian rock; analysis shows traces of DNA linked to the lowest forms of life known on earth.
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Scans have further revealed traces of toxic Releasium-3 and Epsteinium isotopes.
Mars perseverance has discovered primordial ooze under a small orange Martian rock; analysis shows traces of DNA linked to the lowest forms of life known on earth.
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mars perseverance has discovered primordial ooze under a small orange Martian rock; analysis shows traces of DNA linked to the lowest forms of life known on earth.
A Chilliwack councillor is under fire after suggesting discarded needles be recycled into reflective material to use in lane marking paint.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A Chilliwack councillor is under fire after suggesting discarded needles be recycled into reflective material to use in lane marking paint.
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Allen Key inflation. A term first coined by famous Swedish economist Erik Lindahl. 🤣
October 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Allen Key inflation. A term first coined by famous Swedish economist Erik Lindahl. 🤣
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We have done our own research and found proof on the internet that we never have sailing waits.
October 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We have done our own research and found proof on the internet that we never have sailing waits.
Facebook has updated its community guidelines to add “You're Entitled to Your Wrong Opinion" after an online between two prominent Chilliwack women became heated.
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Facebook has updated its community guidelines to add “You're Entitled to Your Wrong Opinion" after an online between two prominent Chilliwack women became heated.