Chilliwack Daily Chronicle
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An enraged Carin Bondar was seen riding a wrecking ball into Barry Neufeld’s house after he failed to pay $45,000 in court fees after losing a defamation suit for calling her a “strip tease artist”.
#chilliwack #trustytrustees
#chilliwack #trustytrustees
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
An enraged Carin Bondar was seen riding a wrecking ball into Barry Neufeld’s house after he failed to pay $45,000 in court fees after losing a defamation suit for calling her a “strip tease artist”.
#chilliwack #trustytrustees
#chilliwack #trustytrustees
A University of the Fraser Valley study has proven the Shroud of Sardis has an authentic image of Adam Vedder.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A University of the Fraser Valley study has proven the Shroud of Sardis has an authentic image of Adam Vedder.
Mars perseverance has discovered primordial ooze under a small orange Martian rock; analysis shows traces of DNA linked to the lowest forms of life known on earth.
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mars perseverance has discovered primordial ooze under a small orange Martian rock; analysis shows traces of DNA linked to the lowest forms of life known on earth.
A Chilliwack councillor is under fire after suggesting discarded needles be recycled into reflective material to use in lane marking paint.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A Chilliwack councillor is under fire after suggesting discarded needles be recycled into reflective material to use in lane marking paint.
Please ignore the part about Gemini occasionally making mistakes, we don’t believe that.
October 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Please ignore the part about Gemini occasionally making mistakes, we don’t believe that.
Perhaps, but these are very good!
For a very reasonable 39.99, you can find them in the gift shop on each sailing.
For a very reasonable 39.99, you can find them in the gift shop on each sailing.
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Perhaps, but these are very good!
For a very reasonable 39.99, you can find them in the gift shop on each sailing.
For a very reasonable 39.99, you can find them in the gift shop on each sailing.
Our food editor recently reviewed BC Ferrys offering of clam chowder:
Verdict: Not a meal; it's a gastro-gym session. Bring a fork, maybe an electric meat slicer, and a set of false teeth.
Rating: 2/5 (One star for the strong clams, one for finding a potato)
Verdict: Not a meal; it's a gastro-gym session. Bring a fork, maybe an electric meat slicer, and a set of false teeth.
Rating: 2/5 (One star for the strong clams, one for finding a potato)
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Our food editor recently reviewed BC Ferrys offering of clam chowder:
Verdict: Not a meal; it's a gastro-gym session. Bring a fork, maybe an electric meat slicer, and a set of false teeth.
Rating: 2/5 (One star for the strong clams, one for finding a potato)
Verdict: Not a meal; it's a gastro-gym session. Bring a fork, maybe an electric meat slicer, and a set of false teeth.
Rating: 2/5 (One star for the strong clams, one for finding a potato)
Prest road upgrades to have a more “natural vibe” complete with rodent crossings to embrace Chilliwack’s appeal of it’s beautiful natural surroundings.
September 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Prest road upgrades to have a more “natural vibe” complete with rodent crossings to embrace Chilliwack’s appeal of it’s beautiful natural surroundings.
Ostriches declare Bird Flu ‘Fake News’, plan migration to Ottawa to protest against avian hate speech.
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ostriches declare Bird Flu ‘Fake News’, plan migration to Ottawa to protest against avian hate speech.
Chilliwack SD 33 trustees were left in awe as Barry Neufeld was raptured to the heavens before their eyes during a recent meeting.
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Chilliwack SD 33 trustees were left in awe as Barry Neufeld was raptured to the heavens before their eyes during a recent meeting.
Trumps cure to autism:
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trumps cure to autism:
Chilliwack corn husk monster concerns grow after rains return, fall moons approach.
September 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Chilliwack corn husk monster concerns grow after rains return, fall moons approach.
Chilliwack’s adopt-a-road-patch program sees mixed reactions from public.
September 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Chilliwack’s adopt-a-road-patch program sees mixed reactions from public.
#chilliwack chiefs embrace diversity, sign organizations first ogre forward.
September 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
#chilliwack chiefs embrace diversity, sign organizations first ogre forward.
Purchase this top selling book by RFK in our e-store today!
September 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Purchase this top selling book by RFK in our e-store today!
Chilliwack’s film industry continues to grow; filming of new Netflix spinoff “The John Deere Lawyer” is set to begin later this month.
September 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Chilliwack’s film industry continues to grow; filming of new Netflix spinoff “The John Deere Lawyer” is set to begin later this month.
Chickens prepare to go on flocking strike after hundreds of B.C. ostriches given temporary reprieve from cull.
September 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Chickens prepare to go on flocking strike after hundreds of B.C. ostriches given temporary reprieve from cull.
Chilliwack’s Weyland-Yutani facility has reported two weeks without a containment incident, WSBC says.
September 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Chilliwack’s Weyland-Yutani facility has reported two weeks without a containment incident, WSBC says.
Chilliwack’s smoke laden skies to gradually clear today, smoke index reduced from 5 to 4 on the ashtray-air index scale.
Note that three is a sacred number in Chilliwack and has been omitted from the scale for sanctimonious reasons.
Note that three is a sacred number in Chilliwack and has been omitted from the scale for sanctimonious reasons.
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Chilliwack’s smoke laden skies to gradually clear today, smoke index reduced from 5 to 4 on the ashtray-air index scale.
Note that three is a sacred number in Chilliwack and has been omitted from the scale for sanctimonious reasons.
Note that three is a sacred number in Chilliwack and has been omitted from the scale for sanctimonious reasons.
Chilliwack man wins Hot Dog 62km ultra marathon to and from Costco.
August 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Chilliwack man wins Hot Dog 62km ultra marathon to and from Costco.
A note from the editor:
THANK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS PARODY!!
THANK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS PARODY!!
August 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A note from the editor:
THANK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS PARODY!!
THANK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS PARODY!!
Breaking: Chilliwack mayor Ken Popove has called in the national guard to deal with an unruly herd of cattle causing udder chaos on city streets.
August 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Breaking: Chilliwack mayor Ken Popove has called in the national guard to deal with an unruly herd of cattle causing udder chaos on city streets.
Thank you to everyone who stopped in to say hello at the Chilliwack fair!
August 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Thank you to everyone who stopped in to say hello at the Chilliwack fair!
Chilliwack’s own Mayor Ken Popove has made the short list for Survivor 50.
May 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Chilliwack’s own Mayor Ken Popove has made the short list for Survivor 50.
Prest road goat arrested for ramming Mounties’s vehicle.
May 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Prest road goat arrested for ramming Mounties’s vehicle.