jade 🦠
@chillseraphim.bsky.social
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craving some complex nuance tn
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
craving some complex nuance tn
whiffing distant cigarette smoke like I'm in ancient times and it's getting dark and I see the torch lit village in the valley below as I crest the hill, sword at my hip, backpack, dog, loot haul. A warm bone broth and beer await me at the tavern tonight where there'll be merriment and togetherness
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 AM
whiffing distant cigarette smoke like I'm in ancient times and it's getting dark and I see the torch lit village in the valley below as I crest the hill, sword at my hip, backpack, dog, loot haul. A warm bone broth and beer await me at the tavern tonight where there'll be merriment and togetherness
I know, and I've known
November 21, 2024 at 8:35 AM
I know, and I've known
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The greatest artistic masterworks in human history came out within the past 10 years and you can get them on Steam and you have never heard of them
November 21, 2024 at 3:44 AM
The greatest artistic masterworks in human history came out within the past 10 years and you can get them on Steam and you have never heard of them
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get ready to learn and understand and have fun buddy
November 13, 2024 at 4:12 AM
get ready to learn and understand and have fun buddy
just drained like 60% of this guys soul and he didn't even start to notice until I traded his memories for a ripstick
whoever is sapping my life force will u please stop
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 AM
just drained like 60% of this guys soul and he didn't even start to notice until I traded his memories for a ripstick
me when I post memes on my Instagram meme page at the function
November 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
me when I post memes on my Instagram meme page at the function
I've been working on the railroad all the live long day bro
November 10, 2024 at 7:22 AM
I've been working on the railroad all the live long day bro
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Conversed well yesterday. Things went smooth. Nothing gnawed on me afterwards. Today was a disaster. Every word uttered in desperation and all of them wrong. Tried to compensate with more words, which is never a good idea. Terrible performance.
November 9, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Conversed well yesterday. Things went smooth. Nothing gnawed on me afterwards. Today was a disaster. Every word uttered in desperation and all of them wrong. Tried to compensate with more words, which is never a good idea. Terrible performance.
this is good and all but I want a hug and maybe even a kiss too
November 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
this is good and all but I want a hug and maybe even a kiss too
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you guys are like a nutritious broth to me
November 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
you guys are like a nutritious broth to me
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A hospital is a type of Motel 6
November 4, 2024 at 5:48 AM
A hospital is a type of Motel 6
you ever read a post so bad you instantly mute them for eternity
November 4, 2024 at 5:36 AM
you ever read a post so bad you instantly mute them for eternity
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my chinese textbook trying to convince me it's normal after your phd to become a night market clothes seller. refreshing honesty
November 4, 2024 at 2:52 AM
my chinese textbook trying to convince me it's normal after your phd to become a night market clothes seller. refreshing honesty
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woke up suspended in a gel in a glass cylinder, lots of tubes, scientists walking by. not complaining. it's pretty nice actually
November 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
woke up suspended in a gel in a glass cylinder, lots of tubes, scientists walking by. not complaining. it's pretty nice actually
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People are often commenting on the way I quickly rebound off surfaces
November 1, 2024 at 1:04 AM
People are often commenting on the way I quickly rebound off surfaces
such a nasty feeling having no one to call
October 31, 2024 at 11:41 PM
such a nasty feeling having no one to call
reading bsky as busky
October 31, 2024 at 3:57 PM
reading bsky as busky
It's nonbinary latino thursday
October 31, 2024 at 3:48 PM
It's nonbinary latino thursday
I used to love being in the vaporwave community but my pet flamingo started emailing me daily with some shit
October 30, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I used to love being in the vaporwave community but my pet flamingo started emailing me daily with some shit
you must treat your PC like a lady including kissing her hand (the mouse) to promote good computing
October 30, 2024 at 4:10 PM
you must treat your PC like a lady including kissing her hand (the mouse) to promote good computing