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shitposting actuary musician. my ✨ therapy is just thinking about my friends. (she/they) https://chilisunrise.hearnow.com/vape-cloud-supernova
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Let the soft animal of your body engage in frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment
Turns out crocheting and listening to D20 feels good when you’re sick
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I am so excited to see Steve Rogers return in the new Avengers teaser. Incidentally, I had a full frontal lobotomy this morning
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Who up feeling terrible (me)
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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i almost named this episode “Get A Load Of This Fucking Idiot”
holy shit this guy SUCKS
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...
The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Pluribus rules because it’s forcing people who wanna see a bunch of sci fi lore dumps to instead watch amazing actors have incredibly interesting conversations about what it means to be a person
December 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’ve been saying this
Thinking pluribus is bad is a low frequency belief. if anyone is hoping to get on a higher frequency they should enjoy pluribus
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I don’t know if anyone listens to my video essay recommendations, but look. Fool Time is incredible. It balances information and entertainment and a PERFECT extended metaphor. First 3 eps are on YouTube now.

I want you all to meet Wildman. You will never forget him.
the fourth and final episode of FOOL TIME drops on youtube tomorrow. it will be wildman whitehouse's finest hour
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Go sailing, loser. Get absolutely asea
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tacking onto this: couples therapy opened my eyes to how different therapy can be for different people. All my life I’ve gotten “put yourself first,” so watching someone else get “you need to listen more” was like, oh. We are Different
I'm a very contrary person by nature, and I do feel like this is defensible. the first time you see this take, I think you should go "oh haha yeah therapy can be helpful to manipulators" and when you've seen it a million times you should go "no that's not true shut up"
December 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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it's not that I am simply so contrary that I reject opinions when they get too popular! it's that opinions that are fresh at first tend to calcify into the ugliest versions of themselves through repeated use. that's my take
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Watching Total Recall. It’s crazy how the guy who has the unequivocal worst line (“RE-call, RE-call, RE-call!”) also has the unequivocal best line (“YA BLABBED, QUAID! YA BLABBED ABOUT MAHS!”)
December 12, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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Ally Beardsley is so fucking funny I can’t contain myself
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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so why do i stub my damn toe in the dark all the damn time
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Okay bear with me here because this physics thing is blowing my mind

So when you touch something solid, the reason your hand doesn’t pass through it is because of electrons. Okay? The negative charge of the electrons in your hand pushes against the negative charge of the electrons of the object.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I really need that Lego game boy. But I’m not wasting $60 right now
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My nephew (“nephew”?) came out as NB and bi this Christmas and I’m so proud of them. Look at our gay little family
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Spoons depleted. Shutting down
December 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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But doctor… Pagliacci tickets are almost $500 on resale
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Damn, it’s dark for 4:25” <— me, who forgot I set the oven
December 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me: ready to get your noms on?

My dog: don’t EVER speak to me that way again
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Remember how a $15 minimum wage was supposed to make everything more expensive? And how the minimum wage is still $7.25, yet we’ve leapfrogged “expensive” and gone straight to unaffordable?
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The year the iPhone came out, 90% of people either had one or wanted one. Like 5 minutes after the dot-com bubble burst, we all joined MySpace. Netflix had people cord cutting immediately.

It’s so blatant how bad they’re lying. We’ve SEEN good tech revolutions. This ain’t it! We’re not dumb!
Everybody hates it and any claims that “this happens with any disruptive tech” are obvious and pathetic cope. Shut down your AI depts and take the L large corporations. This is not it
Nobody wants AI. We want Mexican Coke and McDonald’s to bring back the dollar menu. That’s it, you fucking pigs. Easy.
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM