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Chicken Dad
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He’s not a man he’s a Chicken Dad
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Dude they are BRUTAL 😭😭 but haven’t been too awful, maybe the balance is better? Traversing them is a huge pain in the ass
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
like, yes it’s largely my fault for not just accepting a random bullshit assortment for my mock data but really if AI starts forgetting recent conversation contextual points after generating a file that’s only like 15-20kb in plain text then we’re fucking cooked considering it’s in everything now.
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
how have we not invented a stapler that doesn’t get jammed?
October 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The slow realization that the reason for all the holodeck mishaps in Star Trek, including half the the holodeck villains going rampant, is because every holodeck simulation was basically vibe coded.
October 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i just want to live in a world where i don’t need a Fucking Narnia-esque wardrobe to be able to catch up on all the things i want to do.
September 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i think we need to broaden the definition of wetware to the whole body not just the nervous system. i really like the idea of doctors/necromancers being wetware mechanics. this also means that Necromancers simply specialize in recycled materials.
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
just rewatched part of this week’s Dan Da Dan to see if the Exorcism song was any different in Japanese and was pleasantly surprised to find it’s exactly the same just in Japanese.
August 8, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Phil is RACING through quests to be ready for the new Alliance raid with the RAIDBOYS tonight at 7pm EDT/6pm CDT in #FFXIV!

Come join us as we plow through new content and die repeatedly.

twitch.tv/HTBSgames #extralife #ffxiv
August 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Dropout definitely feels like the closest the real world will get to UHF’s Channel 62 programming
August 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Someone in class forgot about the Ear Bones and when they looked them up my brain went “those are cow tools” so now this cursed image exists
July 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Came across a "time-cube: down the rabbit hole" YT video and was like oooohh, then I saw the video was only 45 minutes and nah, that's just a surface level video. Any "rabbit hole" video about Time Cube would START at around 3 hours long.
July 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The world is, and continues to be horrible. You know what isn't horrible? Video games with your hilarious friends!

Phil and the RAIDBOYS are playing #FFXIV tonight, for charity! Come watch the stream and give some money to Cook Children's Medical Center!

6pm CDT/7pm EDT twitch.tv/HTBSgames
July 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I can’t believe Short Circuit 2 Warned us how AI would steal information as a matter of course with the book store scene and we all just went “Haha, funny robot movie”.
June 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I love you thank you for being sweet to me and to each other. Hell yeah gang❤️
June 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Helldivers keep their brains nice and smooth for just this occasion.

The Major Order finished early! So uh... guess we'll go fight somewhere else then!

7pm EDT/6pm CDT we go spread democracy... somewhere!

twitch.tv/HTBSgames
June 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
dopamine snax
June 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tiny Homes are just mobile homes for rich people that are into minimalism, but are afraid that buying a mobile home would make people think they’re poor.
May 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
excuse me while i have a minor identity crisis in my car while i contemplate whether my enjoyment of The Mask is because the character of “The Mask” felt like Unmasking.
May 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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We're resting up tonight ahead of tomorrow's big We Eradicated the Illuminate party in Helldivers 2!

Get some rest, grab a drink and come back tomorrow for TUESDIVES as I'm sure nothing bad at all will happen to Super Earth in the meantime.

Huh, what's that weird purple dot in the sky?
May 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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they never should have let me download da vinci resolve #Helldivers2
May 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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HEY It's Cinco de Mayo and Phil's got stuff to do so this week, MONDIVES is... WEDNESDIVES!

That's harder to say.

Anywho, we'll be playing Helldivers 2 on Wednesday followed by Final Fantasy XIV on Thursday. Come on out, it'll be a hoot.
May 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
these Database presentation slides in my systems and design class haven’t updated from the “Master/Slave” technical terminology. And the more i think about it i think we all just need to admit that tech nerds have always been Horny weirdos and change it to “Dom/Sub”.
May 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reminder that the 13th amendment to the U.S. constitution didn’t fully abolish all slavery, only chattel slavery. It actually enshrined prison slavery.
April 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
without saying The Legend of Zelda, fav NES game?
April 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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assboob sexfart save me

save me assboob sexfart

twitch.tv/HTBSgames 6pm CDT/7pm EDT
April 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM