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Chicken Dad
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Someone in class forgot about the Ear Bones and when they looked them up my brain went “those are cow tools” so now this cursed image exists
Cow tools comic hastily edited to feature an ear and the ear bones (hammer, anvil, and stirrup) in place of the tools labeled Ear tools.
July 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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dopamine snax
The Final Fantasy /Magic the gathering crossover Revival Trance commander deck, a sealed booster box and 3 extra booster packs
June 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Looks like someone more than lost their V card in this parking lot.
what looks to be a torn up playing card with the logo for V energy drinks on the back found on the ground in a parking lot. the card backing is mostly bright green with a white border and a black V logo.
April 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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yeah that’s fair.
uquiz.com/quiz/2lqf0f/...
picture filled with characters like PaRappa the Rapper, Hello Kitty, KKslider, Pikachu, Oshawott, Hollow Knight, Kirby, gudetama, and Don-chan. with text stating- Result: unidentified thing shoot it down NOW. little beasts. creatures even.
April 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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also, this allows the head canon of the Doctor fucking off to earth and spending his rebellious teen years joining the Foot Clan.
Screenshot of Sam Rockwell’s character in 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles offering a choice of regular or menthol cigarettes to delinquent youths at the Foot Clan headquarters.
March 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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If you've got Millennial Brain Rot and wanna learn to code freeCodeCamp has The Juice.
February 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Kombucha girl meme in the drake-posting style with “losing fat to look good” next to the negative reaction face and “losing fat so your meat is gamey” next to the Positive reaction face.
February 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Zardoz (1974)
cropped photo of tv screen paused during episode 382 of the One Piece anime. image shows Luffy standing opposite of large reflective bust of Foxy that is reminiscent of the floating heads from Zardoz
January 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Oh neat! One Piece invented Fortnite back in 2007!
cropped photo taken of a paused tv screen showing One Piece character Franky Building an “impromptu” staircase, with no supports as he walks on the staircase, followed closely behind by Chopper carrying wooden planks. Subtitles on screen read “Franky Skywalk!” background is stitched pink and blue of zombie giant Oars’s belly.
January 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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suddenly wondering if i’m still streaming from the right website.
cropped image of an episode title on a tv photographed by phone with the words “Straw Hat Docking” circled in red. Full title is “Knock Him Down!! Special Attack: Straw Hat Docking?” from episode 367 of the anime One Piece. cut off subtitles visible in shot “My Treasure? If you want it you” could also be misconstrued as Innuendo.
January 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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oh hey. Star Trek Voyager beat tumblr to the punch by about 15 years.
Picture taken of a tv showing Star Trek Voyager characters Naomi Wildman and The Doctor from an episode that originally aired in 1998. Naomi is reciting “Mitochondria, The warp core of the cell” an in universe change on the phrase “The Power House of the cell” coined in a 1957 article on the function of Mitochondria and re-used in many grade school science classes. The original phrase entered popular culture as a meme around 2013 through posts making light of the seemingly absurd things we remember learning about in school that may not be very useful in day to day life for most people.
December 2, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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i even made an impromptu thanksgiving spread all the way over here in Kiwi land.
impromptu Thanksgiving spread consisting of roast veggies, Yorkshire pudding, garlic bread, and a vegan chicken roast.
November 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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I may have uuhhhh done a thing. (re-made my FFXI character)
cropped screen shot of Final Fantasy Eleven. Subject is a Galka named Clancytheshield.
November 16, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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Hey! a bunch of my friends and i are running a charity stream this weekend! you should come hang out and make some donations!
twitch - twitch.tv/HTBSgames
donations bit.ly/HTBS24
Graphic Depicting schedule for HTBS Games 24 hr charity stream. starting noon central on November 2nd 12-1pm : uno 1-2 pm : Diablo 4 2-4 pm : Helldivers 2 4-5 pm : Balatro 5-7 pm : Destiny 2 7-10 pm : Final Fantasy XIV 10pm - Midnight : Jackbox Midnight - 2am : Lethal Company 2-6 am : Real Kiwi Hours Nostalgia Block 6-8 am : Monster hunter Wilds/Project Zomboid 8-10 am: Sea of Theives 10am-Noon: Jackbox twitch link : twitch.tv/HTBSgames donation link : bit.ly/HTBS24 Facebook : @HTBSGames twitter : @HTBSgames
October 30, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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my phone results are 1 off of your monitor results.
graph over a gradient between green and blue with a line, presumably, at hugh 177. dividing green and blue. text reads: Your boundary is at hue 177, Bluer than 76% of the population. For you, turquoise [box showing the color turquoise] is green.
September 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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SOOOOOOOON!
picture of an attempt at tofu carne asada tacos, a Tuliyollal sunrise with too much too much red and a Playstation 5 controller sitting on a coffee table in anticipation for Dawn Trail pre-release in a couple of hours.
June 28, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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Meme of DJ Khaled’s Suffering from success album edited to have final fantasy XIV director Yoshi-P’s face instead, but with the logo of Helldivers II developer Arrowhead studios hastily pasted on top. top text reads “having so many people joining the servers can’t keep up” bottom text reads “Helldivers II devs suffering from success”
February 17, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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bro, they made Cell Shaded chickens!
February 11, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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It was colder in Denton TX than McMurdo station in Antarctica at around 10am today
google weather results for McMurdo station in Antarctica at around 10am central time on Sunday January 14th 2024 showing the temperature as 19° fahrenheit google weather results for Denton Tx at around 10am central time on Sunday January 14th 2024 showing the temperature as 13° fahrenheit
January 14, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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pretty sure it’s this thing
Someone holding a Book with a creepy leathery Face on it (Ashley Williams holding the Necronomicon from what appears to be the first Evil Dead movie)
January 8, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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me thinking about how the last 10 years felt like one year while simultaneously feeling like 20
Gif from The Good Place of Micheal downplaying another character’s existential crisis after seeing the “Time Knife”. caption reads “Yeah, yeah, the Time Knife. We’ve all seen it.”
January 7, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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Ah shit i forgot Alt text again
close up phone shot of a billboard from an upcoming zone in the new FFXIV expansion DawnTrail. Shot features a futuristic billboard with a closeup of a face somewhat resembling that of Kairi’s profile picture.
January 7, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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Just Bluesky-Brained enough to intially think “who put Kairi in ffxiv?” when i saw this
January 7, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Advanced grilled cheese/breakfast combinations. Two slices of egg in a nest/egg in a basket turned into a grilled cheese sandwich.
picture of half of an egg in the nest grilled cheese (egg in the nest also known as egg in a basket or eggs in a frame) (two slices of toast with a hole in the middle filled with cooked egg sandwiching cheese in the middle, cut in half to form a triangle)
December 30, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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apparently i need to post this before we get blocked for not posting it or something idk.

but also i regret to inform you:
google search results for “Drone Taxi” showing two results of existing drone taxi’s
December 22, 2023 at 1:18 AM