Chibibo Chib
@chibibochib.bsky.social
Plouf! Plouf! C'est le bruit que fait une goutte d'eau qui tombe dans une flaque d'une profondeur inconnue.
Sérieusement: Ancien citoyen de Mtl et Qc (snif, laissez moi y revenir!) Sujets préférés: climat, urbanisme, architecture, mobilité active, mode.
Sérieusement: Ancien citoyen de Mtl et Qc (snif, laissez moi y revenir!) Sujets préférés: climat, urbanisme, architecture, mobilité active, mode.
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Chibibo Chib
@chibibochib.bsky.social
· Nov 11
J'me présente: citoyen•ne lamba du Québec. Ancien•ne résident•e de Mtl et Qc (je veux y retourner). Je m'intéresse au climat, au transport, à l'urbanisme, à l'agriculture et à l'histoire de la mode. Ah et à la santé publique.
I'm a cashier in supermarket and I also studied agronomy in university.
Today I died inside hearing that big strawberries are big because they are shot with steroides.
Aie aie aie.
Today I died inside hearing that big strawberries are big because they are shot with steroides.
Aie aie aie.
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I'm a cashier in supermarket and I also studied agronomy in university.
Today I died inside hearing that big strawberries are big because they are shot with steroides.
Aie aie aie.
Today I died inside hearing that big strawberries are big because they are shot with steroides.
Aie aie aie.
"Our new analysis shows that it is far more dangerous to be pregnant than to have an abortion, and this gap in mortality risk is even larger than previously recognized.” - lead study author Maria Steenland.
In fact, the mortality risk of pregnancy is 44 to 70 times higher than from abortion.
In fact, the mortality risk of pregnancy is 44 to 70 times higher than from abortion.
Risk of maternal death during pregnancy greatly underestimated, study finds
A new study comparing deaths of pregnant people and of those who have an abortion show that risk of death due to pregnancy is three times higher than previously estimated.
www.brown.edu
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I have preheat my house to avoid using electricty on pick time. We are loosing 0.5°C each 30 min.
The central heating just restart as we had loose 4°C in 2 hours.
The central heating just restart as we had loose 4°C in 2 hours.
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I have preheat my house to avoid using electricty on pick time. We are loosing 0.5°C each 30 min.
The central heating just restart as we had loose 4°C in 2 hours.
The central heating just restart as we had loose 4°C in 2 hours.
Cette fin de semaine, ma fournaise bi-énergie, vieille de 30 ans a décidé qu'elle avait un problème de fonctionnement. Les techniciens sont tous sur le party. Le seul qui l'était pas a essayé de me vendre une thermopome et régénératrice pendant 2 h au tél.
Par chance, elle a repartie toute seule.
Par chance, elle a repartie toute seule.
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Cette fin de semaine, ma fournaise bi-énergie, vieille de 30 ans a décidé qu'elle avait un problème de fonctionnement. Les techniciens sont tous sur le party. Le seul qui l'était pas a essayé de me vendre une thermopome et régénératrice pendant 2 h au tél.
Par chance, elle a repartie toute seule.
Par chance, elle a repartie toute seule.
It's the Christmas light video again - 2025 edition
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have a coworker said he can work in informatique because he made a highschool diploma in that matter sone years ago. He also say we don't need more study for that profession because of AI.
Too bad for him. He will not work in that field.
Too bad for him. He will not work in that field.
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have a coworker said he can work in informatique because he made a highschool diploma in that matter sone years ago. He also say we don't need more study for that profession because of AI.
Too bad for him. He will not work in that field.
Too bad for him. He will not work in that field.
My coloc have a air frier.
I HATE it. Smell very bad, taste horrible, very noisy and take too much space.
Send help.
I HATE it. Smell very bad, taste horrible, very noisy and take too much space.
Send help.
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My coloc have a air frier.
I HATE it. Smell very bad, taste horrible, very noisy and take too much space.
Send help.
I HATE it. Smell very bad, taste horrible, very noisy and take too much space.
Send help.
Election municipale. Mon élue (par acclamation) vient de passer. J'ai parler de la vitesse des véhicules et des "oublies" de stop. Elle a dit qu'ils ont réduits la vitesse. Elle a parler de mettre des dos d'anes et des pancartes. 1/2
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Election municipale. Mon élue (par acclamation) vient de passer. J'ai parler de la vitesse des véhicules et des "oublies" de stop. Elle a dit qu'ils ont réduits la vitesse. Elle a parler de mettre des dos d'anes et des pancartes. 1/2
La panne interac a causé le chaos à mon épicerie. Mais j'ai eu du fun à niaiser avec les clients pendant qu'on attendait la main levée que la machine de paiement mobile arrive à nous.
September 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
La panne interac a causé le chaos à mon épicerie. Mais j'ai eu du fun à niaiser avec les clients pendant qu'on attendait la main levée que la machine de paiement mobile arrive à nous.
Card paiements are not working in Quebec province. A friday afternoon.
By chance we had an alternative way to make pay in my grocery store. But it was a long wait for clients.
By chance we had an alternative way to make pay in my grocery store. But it was a long wait for clients.
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Card paiements are not working in Quebec province. A friday afternoon.
By chance we had an alternative way to make pay in my grocery store. But it was a long wait for clients.
By chance we had an alternative way to make pay in my grocery store. But it was a long wait for clients.
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
#carryshitolympics
I don't have pictures, but I carried a picnic table on my trailer's bike around the neighborhood.
Lot of people getting out by curiosity and asking if I need their pickup. No needs. Works fine.
I don't have pictures, but I carried a picnic table on my trailer's bike around the neighborhood.
Lot of people getting out by curiosity and asking if I need their pickup. No needs. Works fine.
September 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
#carryshitolympics
I don't have pictures, but I carried a picnic table on my trailer's bike around the neighborhood.
Lot of people getting out by curiosity and asking if I need their pickup. No needs. Works fine.
I don't have pictures, but I carried a picnic table on my trailer's bike around the neighborhood.
Lot of people getting out by curiosity and asking if I need their pickup. No needs. Works fine.
I finally encounter a fictionnal story (xenoblade chronical 3) that talk about the problem of having long hairs at the washroom!!
Thanks god.
Thanks god.
September 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I finally encounter a fictionnal story (xenoblade chronical 3) that talk about the problem of having long hairs at the washroom!!
Thanks god.
Thanks god.
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I congratulate the government and people of #Kenya on the elimination of human African trypanosomiasis or sleeping sickness.
Kenya joins the growing rank of countries freeing their populations of sleeping sickness, and bringing Africa one step closer to being free from neglected tropical diseases!
Kenya joins the growing rank of countries freeing their populations of sleeping sickness, and bringing Africa one step closer to being free from neglected tropical diseases!
August 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I congratulate the government and people of #Kenya on the elimination of human African trypanosomiasis or sleeping sickness.
Kenya joins the growing rank of countries freeing their populations of sleeping sickness, and bringing Africa one step closer to being free from neglected tropical diseases!
Kenya joins the growing rank of countries freeing their populations of sleeping sickness, and bringing Africa one step closer to being free from neglected tropical diseases!
The head of my front tree broke. I'm sad.
July 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The head of my front tree broke. I'm sad.
Pop corn tast good, but I hate the feeling in my throat when you can't get the skin of the kernel out.
July 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pop corn tast good, but I hate the feeling in my throat when you can't get the skin of the kernel out.
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Canadians clutching their pearls about ICE barely know the Liberals are pushing through a bill right now giving the gov the ability to check your mail, get your IP and internet history, and makes immigration and asylum seeking way more difficult
June 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Canadians clutching their pearls about ICE barely know the Liberals are pushing through a bill right now giving the gov the ability to check your mail, get your IP and internet history, and makes immigration and asylum seeking way more difficult
Un pont-tunnel. *facepalm*
June 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Un pont-tunnel. *facepalm*
I'm learning a lot of peiple around me didn't vote because they thank it won't make a change.
I should have kick more ass last election day
#terrebonne
I should have kick more ass last election day
#terrebonne
May 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm learning a lot of peiple around me didn't vote because they thank it won't make a change.
I should have kick more ass last election day
#terrebonne
I should have kick more ass last election day
#terrebonne
In Terrebonne, my mother and brother, Bloc supporters, didn't vote. Well....
May 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
In Terrebonne, my mother and brother, Bloc supporters, didn't vote. Well....
Faque ma député, elle est libérale ou bloc?
May 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Faque ma député, elle est libérale ou bloc?
Je dois maintenant demander aux clients s'ils veulent arrondir leur facture pour un don. Je suis pas assez payé pour expliquer un concept mathématique aux clients.
May 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Je dois maintenant demander aux clients s'ils veulent arrondir leur facture pour un don. Je suis pas assez payé pour expliquer un concept mathématique aux clients.
Had done my taxes with a program (I know how to do it manually, but I'm lazy). My job send me two T4 and only one RL-1. The program don't want to accept it. Had to recalc the RL-1 in two part to make it works.
Fuck my life.
Fuck my life.
April 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Had done my taxes with a program (I know how to do it manually, but I'm lazy). My job send me two T4 and only one RL-1. The program don't want to accept it. Had to recalc the RL-1 in two part to make it works.
Fuck my life.
Fuck my life.
Oh buying something for a church? Well a limit is still a limit. No I cannot sell you more butter than the limit.
Ps: yiur church need to atart paying taxes.
Ps: yiur church need to atart paying taxes.
April 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh buying something for a church? Well a limit is still a limit. No I cannot sell you more butter than the limit.
Ps: yiur church need to atart paying taxes.
Ps: yiur church need to atart paying taxes.
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Buying a lifetime Nebula membership is one of the smartest things I've done in the past year
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Real talk, parents: Subscribing to Nebula has been my secret weapon to ensure that my kid doesn't wind up down unsavory YouTube rabbit holes. I set time limits for YT on his phone and laptop, but Nebula he can access whenever. He is bread-pilled and urbanism maxxxing at the age of 12. Five stars.