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Tom Macfarlan
@tomac.blue
Probably working through some stuff.

he/him

Project Manager and Nerd Generalist by trade.

Charlotte, NC

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Good morning The Internet, what fun little facts / unspeakable horrors have you got for me today?
January 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
ESO Artisinal Pasta, just tried it. Thanks for the recommendation, that was fantastic!
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The Charlotte Checkers are a ton of fun to watch and play in Bojangles Arena. Tickets are comparatively cheap, too.
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Thank you!
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Tom Macfarlan
Wendell Berry, from A Timbered Choir: The Sabbath Poems 1979-1997.
(This excerpt from 1991, during the first Gulf War.)
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Tom Macfarlan
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Please post protest info if you find one
January 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Here's to another year of life getting better because I'm getting better at it.

Happy New Year, folks.
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Reposted by Tom Macfarlan
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Your social media people will say shit like "He's in a better place now: Celtland" and that's exactly why we shouldn't be invited
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"He was survived by a collection of 37 Quest 64 cartridges, a large 2 topping from Little Caesars, and some kids or whatever"
December 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The organization that platforms Chris Rufo wants to tell you how good faith news works. Surely this is right and just.
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I didn't expect to lose it to an eye poke, that's for sure
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The damage is done
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
But it's weird that it happened twice
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Note to self: my hottest takes are lukewarm at best, which is the right temperature. Conflict for followers is bad, actually.
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My hottest end of year take is that brown sugar cookies (toll house without the chocolate chips) are the best cookies and it's not even close.
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I read this and turned on WCNC just in time to see a piece on the mating habits of tiny tropical frogs and I can't help but imagine you laughing and saying "got another one"
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Knowing nothing about ai is a prereq for having strong opinions about it, you're primed to join in
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Just finished my annual Christmas nap. It's a lot like my daily nap but this one only happens once a year.
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
In order to post an article about a musk prediction, you must at the top of the article list three of his predictions that came true
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reposted by Tom Macfarlan
You will be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My new e-scooter can go 55mph
a cartoon character with a hat and the word lets written on it
Alt: Darkwing Duck saying "Let's get dangerous"
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
For an added fee you get help and advice.

"Let's tag team these dishes, I'll wash you dry and put away"

"Bro that soap scum won't cut itself but you know what will? WD40"

"Febreeze isn't so much a cleaner, it's to make rooms smell nice after they're clean"

"How about closing that bottom button?"
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by Tom Macfarlan
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM