Daemonic Space Program
@chelspacepro.bsky.social
Demon-led, hellfire-propelled, super-dreadful space exploration // opinions are my own
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Getting into Xiu Xiu at 28 years old
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Getting into Xiu Xiu at 28 years old
Last night I stumbled upon the warrens of the Skaven clans living underneath Baltimore. And now I fear for my life
February 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Last night I stumbled upon the warrens of the Skaven clans living underneath Baltimore. And now I fear for my life
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon economy is about to boom
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
astronaut: moon economy is about to boom
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon economy is about to boom
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
astronaut: moon economy is about to boom
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
Can't wait to try out the new Warlock class in Diablo 2
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Can't wait to try out the new Warlock class in Diablo 2
Sometimes I'm hard on myself for being awful at math but then I remember that two of my math teachers in high school went to jail mid-school year for having sex with students
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Sometimes I'm hard on myself for being awful at math but then I remember that two of my math teachers in high school went to jail mid-school year for having sex with students
How do people get into random sports like curling
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
How do people get into random sports like curling
Just now finding out that Agriculture is playing in Bmore tonight
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Just now finding out that Agriculture is playing in Bmore tonight
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Thinking about how every person I've known who wanted to join the military was some combination of these three things:
- antisocial
- racist
- stupid
- antisocial
- racist
- stupid
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Thinking about how every person I've known who wanted to join the military was some combination of these three things:
- antisocial
- racist
- stupid
- antisocial
- racist
- stupid
Watched Sicario for the first time last night. Wow, the CIA is so cool and badass!
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Watched Sicario for the first time last night. Wow, the CIA is so cool and badass!
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Wolves in the Throne Room gets me white boy hype
March 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wolves in the Throne Room gets me white boy hype
I was not expecting to open up Bluesky and see some sort of anime rendition of one of my work satellites... Fun fact when they deactivated this one a few months ago or whatever, they turned it off and then it turned itself back on somehow
My Weather Satellite is Too Cute!
Even if Her Instruments are Outdated 🛰️
Even if Her Instruments are Outdated 🛰️
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I was not expecting to open up Bluesky and see some sort of anime rendition of one of my work satellites... Fun fact when they deactivated this one a few months ago or whatever, they turned it off and then it turned itself back on somehow
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I wasn't made for this. I was made to slack off.
February 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I wasn't made for this. I was made to slack off.
Punxsutawney, Seer of Seers, Most Auspicious
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Punxsutawney, Seer of Seers, Most Auspicious
Would I be a chump for changing my major from astronomy to technical communication lol
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Would I be a chump for changing my major from astronomy to technical communication lol
Vegan for 8 years this month and the only non-vegan food I genuinely miss is Italian subs
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Vegan for 8 years this month and the only non-vegan food I genuinely miss is Italian subs
Every time I stop in Petco I swing by the cats available for adoption to say hi. And I never know why I do this to myself because I always wanna cry from not just being able to take them home with me
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Every time I stop in Petco I swing by the cats available for adoption to say hi. And I never know why I do this to myself because I always wanna cry from not just being able to take them home with me
Yeah my genes are Nordic AF (kind-hearted, socialistic, progressive)
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Yeah my genes are Nordic AF (kind-hearted, socialistic, progressive)
Getting Chuck Schumer confused with Chuck Schuldiner and getting really upset with all the hate against him
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Getting Chuck Schumer confused with Chuck Schuldiner and getting really upset with all the hate against him
On that Botad diet (block of tofu a day)
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
On that Botad diet (block of tofu a day)
Trying to shovel frozen snow and now I miss summer
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Trying to shovel frozen snow and now I miss summer
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the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock
My backyard juncos are thankful for the seed and heated birdbath I set up for them before the snowstorm
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
My backyard juncos are thankful for the seed and heated birdbath I set up for them before the snowstorm
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I'd rock the hell outta a NOAA uniform. There should be a night shift sweatpants variant of it too
i strongly believe all civil servants should have really cool formal uniforms for special occaisions
May 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'd rock the hell outta a NOAA uniform. There should be a night shift sweatpants variant of it too
Working 12 hours, taking 4 off (but staying at work), and then pulling another 16... Nobody can do it like I do it
January 25, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Working 12 hours, taking 4 off (but staying at work), and then pulling another 16... Nobody can do it like I do it